Angelina Jolie Being Groomed For Hillary Veep

by on 17/05/16 at 6:36 am

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Rumored to be the brainchild of Goldman Sux bagmen the Clinton/Jolie dream-ticket is the latest punt to mesmerise otherwise sensible US voters into thinking ‘Vote Hillary 2016’ really isn’t some sort of sick joke.

A glamorous film actress and mother of six Ms Jolie has long been Clinton’s favorite co-running contender during a lifelong messianic bid to sweep the board of American politics through the feminisation of high orifice on Capitol Hill. (What dat? Ed)

Jolie meanwhile has carefully crafted her pubic persona with a series of brilliant PR moves designed to showcase her serious side, mostly by appearing alongside dozens of bona fide high profile international politicians – and William Hague, ex-UK Foreign Secretary and Bilderberg stooge.

Commenting on the reporting of this Clinton fantasy Vice Presidency of the United Snakes a member of another famous former Democrat president’s family said, ‘WTF dis bollox?’ this evening.

Chelsea Clinton’s husband is virtually skint.

One Response to “Angelina Jolie Being Groomed For Hillary Veep”

  1. Captain america

    May 17th, 2016

    She’s hedging her bets!

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