Hillary Clinton, Smartest Woman in World, to Pen ‘Emails for Hillary’s’ Book

by on 29/05/16 at 6:53 am

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CHICAGO – (satireworld.com)

The publishers at IDG Books, the company that puts out the “For Dummies” line of informative books, have signed a deal with Hillary Clinton to publish her book teaching the do’s and dont’s of emails, based on her expertise in the field. The book will be titled “Emails for Hillary’s.”

A spokesperson for IDG said, “We’re very excited to be partnering with Hillary. There are lots of people out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else, yet can’t perform the most basic tasks on a computer. We know there are many other ‘Hillary’s’ out there, and we hope Mrs. Clinton’s vast knowledge on the subject will help these people.”

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Hillary will provide important information about emails and email etiquette. For example, readers will learn from Hillary that an “emoji” is a person holding a position in the Japanese Emperor’s cabinet. And when forwarding an email to a co-worker, be very careful because, if you are too forward, you could open yourself up for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Other valuable tips from Hillary include:

  • How to safely catch an email that has bounced back. They can be hard to handle.
  • Understanding basic HTML (How To Make up Lies)
  • Address Book – Why you should only include people who would lie for you under oath.
  • Merge-Purge – Just means when in doubt, delete everything.
  • What is email “Protocol?” – Never heard of it.
  • Query – Trigger word never to be used in the office around those of the LGBT,LMNOP,WXY&Z lifestyle.
  • Classified – It’s just a word.
  • Sender ID – ALWAYS use a dummy. Never use anything that can be traced back to you.
  • Server – Nickname for Huma Abedin. She gets me whatever I need. See also: Servant.
  • Spoofing – See Sender ID above. Also, what SatireWorld is known for. I hate them.
  • Wardrobe – What to wear to an FBI interview regarding the misuse of emails.

Emails for Hillary’s will cover these and many more tips to help you navigate the confusing world of emails. You’ll even learn which household cleaners Hillary uses when she wipes a server (Windex, Pine-Sol, Lysol, Mr. Clean, or battery acid). Sorry, you’ll have to buy the book to find out the answer to that one!

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7 Responses to “Hillary Clinton, Smartest Woman in World, to Pen ‘Emails for Hillary’s’ Book”

  1. Bargis

    May 29th, 2016

    Great one Evil…..

  2. O'Leg Pee

    May 29th, 2016

    SW pic editor a genius.

  3. E. Williams

    May 29th, 2016

    Thanks guys, much appreciated!

  4. Philbert of Macadamia

    May 29th, 2016

    Great story EW, great picture editing Bargis and great comment O’Leg Pee!

  5. E. Williams

    May 30th, 2016

    Bargis deserves the kudos. He knocks it out of the park on the pics all year round.

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