Hand Gestures Reveal Donald Trump’s Past Occupations

by on 27/07/16 at 10:14 am

Like a orchestra conductor, Trump signals, enough is enough.

Like a orchestra conductor, Trump signals, enough is enough.

Perhaps the Donald's most emphatic orchestral gesture is one that simply says...'rotate on this fool!'

Perhaps the Donald’s most emphatic and famous orchestral gesture is one that simply says…’rotate on this fool!’


CLEVELAND – (satireworld.com)

A body language expert has used their scientific analysis to determine Donald Trump’s hidden, past job history – based solely on his hand gestures. Following the conclusion of the Republican National Convention, where he accepted his party’s nomination for President, the expert revealed their findings to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow.

The analyst studied footage of Trump on the campaign trail this year, as well as his performance at the convention.

Beverly Swanson, a body language expert from UC-Berkeley, told Maddow, “It’s very clear from my research that Mr. Trump was an orchestra conductor at some point. And this job must have been near and dear to his heart, because he reverts to this hand gesture more than any other. You can imagine him holding a little baton between his thumb and index finger as he leads his musicians.”

 The Orchestra Conductor

Swanson continued, “In addition, Mr. Trump’s gestures suggest he was a steward in the airline industry, probably at Braniff or some other now defunct airline. That’s why we’ve been unsuccessful in obtaining records of his employment there. You can see here how he is pointing to the exits. I’ve included a few more examples of his probable past jobs, along with pictures as proof.”

Airline Steward

Airline Steward 
Atlantic City Lounge Singer

Atlantic City Lounge Singer
Truck Driver

Truck Driver
Baseball Umpire

Baseball Umpire
Sniper

Sniper


2 Responses to “Hand Gestures Reveal Donald Trump’s Past Occupations”

  1. Bargis

    Jul 27th, 2016

    Good one Evil!

  2. E. Williams

    Jul 28th, 2016

    Thank you, sir.

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