by E. Williams on 02/08/16 at 6:51 am
NEW YORK – (satireworld.com)
A few Americans were shocked at the photos of a naked Melania Trump, Donald Trump’s wife, on the front page of the NY Post yesterday. Thankfully, the paper has promised ALL Americans that they will not be subjected to having to see naked pictures of Bill Clinton’s wife.
In that regard, America has dodged a bullet. For revenue reasons, the Post decided to publish racy photos of a 25 year-old Melania, from a photo spread she did for a French magazine. The pictures have ensured Donald Trump of 88% of the votes from the all-important 25 and under male demographic.
Despite the fact that she did some modeling of her own, the Post says there will be no similar pictures of Hillary Clinton gracing their cover. Hillary has posed for Ample Cankles, Panthouse (a sister publication to Penthouse, but with models appearing topless and wearing only the bottom half of a smart pantsuit), Piano-legged Politicians, and Goldman Sex.