NY Post Promises Not to Publish Naked Pics of Bill Clinton’s Wife

by on 02/08/16 at 6:51 am

...actually it's a Bill Clinton wet dream.

…If you follow the usual Democrat bullshit line about their favorite choice for president this is what a blind man would think Hillary looks like.

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com)

A few Americans were shocked at the photos of a naked Melania Trump, Donald Trump’s wife, on the front page of the NY Post yesterday. Thankfully, the paper has promised ALL Americans that they will not be subjected to having to see naked pictures of Bill Clinton’s wife.

In that regard, America has dodged a bullet. For revenue reasons, the Post decided to publish racy photos of a 25 year-old Melania, from a photo spread she did for a French magazine. The pictures have ensured Donald Trump of 88% of the votes from the all-important 25 and under male demographic.

Despite the fact that she did some modeling of her own, the Post says there will be no similar pictures of Hillary Clinton gracing their cover. Hillary has posed for Ample Cankles, Panthouse (a sister publication to Penthouse, but with models appearing topless and wearing only the bottom half of a smart pantsuit), Piano-legged Politicians, and Goldman Sex.

A spokesman for the NY Post said, “Our goal is to surprise, impress, and inspire the public. Were not here to mortify, traumatize the young, ruin appetites, or lose subscribers. Hence, the decision to go with Melania Trump over Bill Clinton’s wife.”

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4 Responses to “NY Post Promises Not to Publish Naked Pics of Bill Clinton’s Wife”

  1. Bargis

    Aug 2nd, 2016

    LOL…..Now you know the meaning of Thunder Thighs……….Yes, a fart reverberates forever down deep in that valley!

  2. E. Williams

    Aug 2nd, 2016

    Word!

  3. Extirpates

    Aug 2nd, 2016

    Most internet users would not have an 84″ screen required for such a horror show. Her Fa-Toss would be frightening!

  4. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 2nd, 2016

    Continuous obsesive lying causes fat to accumulate on Hillary’s butt and thighs!

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