Anthony Weiner Says Once Again He’ll Stick It Out For The Democratic Party in New York

by on 12/08/16 at 8:10 am

Anthony Weiner mayoral candidate and professional wang waver.

Anthony Weiner mayoral candidate and professional wang waver.

New York City – (satireworld.com)

Anthony Weiner vowed Sunday to get back in the New York City mayor’s race, as he confirmed to friends and wife, Hillary aide, Huma his intentions to take on New York City’s Mayor DeBlasio.

Weiner said that his last campaign manager Danny Kedem resigned after revelations came out that Weiner continued to send salacious messages online to women, even after resigning from Congress in 2011.

“We knew this would be a tough campaign,” Weiner said while campaigning in Brooklyn. “We have an amazing staff, but this isn’t about the people working on the campaign. It’s about the people we’re campaigning for.”

The past difficulties in Weiner’s ‘staff’ was first reported by The New York Times. Hours later, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn repeated criticism on NBC’s Meet the Press that Weiner has displayed “a pattern of reckless behavior, an inability to tell the truth and a real lack of maturity, plus, his small penis size would hurt New York’s image worldwide, leading visitors to believe it’s an inept unmasaculine destination.”

Weiner’s decision to ‘stick it out’ brought a sigh of relief from hundreds of comedy writers who usually have a tough time during the summer months in finding new, and fresh material.



4 Responses to “Anthony Weiner Says Once Again He’ll Stick It Out For The Democratic Party in New York”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 12th, 2016

    The Mayoral primary election of 2017 (the penis follies) would match a Democratic dick (Weiner) against a Democratic dickhead (de Blasio)!

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 13th, 2016

    Yep, look at that incompetent slimy trash bag (I’m being kind) Hillary that everyone knows is guilty of corruption, lying and fostering the crooked Clinton Foundation.

    This while the Muslim in Chief Obama kisses BLM and ISIS asses and his bought and paid for AG Lynch closes a blind eye to all the corruption.

    Then there is Nancy Pelosi salivating to get back into a leadership position where she can steal more of the people’s money for herself.

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