Huma Abedin Finally Cuts Off Weiner

by on 29/08/16 at 12:13 pm

Huma and her boss look for ways to delete Anthony Weiner.

Huma and her boss look for ways to delete Anthony Weiner.

Friends say Anthony will be keeping the family car.

Friends say Anthony will be keeping the family car.

Just another hapless Democrat weiner in hot water.

Just another hapless Democrat weiner in hot water.

New York, New York – (satireworld.com)

Huma Abedin is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal.
The Clinton campaign manager released a statement on Monday morning just hours after the New York Post reported that Weiner had been sending lewd texts to another woman behind her back, marking the third time he had been caught in the act in the past five years.

Making matter worse, one of the pictures was of Weiner showcasing his manhood in a pair of boxer briefs while the couple’s four-year-old son Jordan lay asleep next to him in bed.

‘After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband,’ wrote Abedin in a statement covered in happy faces.

‘Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life. During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy.’

Huma claims she first became aware of the sexting from her husband when an email inadvertently showed up in Hillary’s inbox.



2 Responses to “Huma Abedin Finally Cuts Off Weiner”

  1. O'Leg Pee

    Aug 29th, 2016

    ‘Weiner had been sending lewd texts behind her back’. Yep, dirty emails always Huma’s prerogative I reckon.

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 29th, 2016

    No seseme seeded bun Is available for Weiner’s wandering wiener!

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