by Bargis Tryhol on 02/09/16 at 7:29 am
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
With his poll numbers overcoming a month-long deficit of almost 15 points in some blue states, presidential candidate Donald Trump is soaring high…And so are his growing legion of supporters in states that historically were Democratic strongholds! Reports of discord and emotional hand-wringing has placed the DNC leadership in a position of faltering in any attempts to stay on message and drifting from its course of presenting anything new,especially ideas that could kick-start her sagging campaign. Aides say that at times incoherent ramblings which at one time were usual Hillary campaign speeches are the now normal and saddening.
In a speech in Tulsa, Oklahoma Republican candidate Donald Trump upped the ante and promised a crowd of almost 200,000 that his first duties after taking office would be to direct his Attorney General to arrest Hillary Clinton for ‘crimes against humanity’and the more worrisome charge of having a zero sense of style and class’.
‘Let’s face it. She dresses like a big-city bag women at times and God knows where she gets those horrid pantsuits,” claimed Oscar winning big screen costumer and Trump supporter Agnes Van Gelbred, who cheered as the thunderous crowd screamed…’Lock Her Up!’
Trump doubled down on an earlier promise to ‘make Hillary pay,’ where he pointed out her deceit and serial lying as a true threat against American security and individual safety of our troops in the field. He even hinted at making her pay for the costs of all court proceedings and her incarceration at infamous Leavenworth Penitentiary….Which happens to be in a Red State!
“This women is so full of shit her aides must be tired at days end carting toilet paper for her lying ass,” said Trump in his usual bombastic rhetoric to a crowd of British press who nervously tittered and grinned in amazement at the direct and often on target anecdotal descriptions floated out in Trump speeches.
According to The Daily Mail’s Ashton Hayes-Martin-Rutherford, “after us civilized British declared free and open speech a thing of the past, hearing pointed truth is somewhat, well, soooo American that it’s refreshing!”
In other news, the Smithsonian Institute as added recordings made at Trump rallies to its archives. The most popular is ‘LOCK HER UP’ recorded at the 2016 RNC Convention and is now considered a harbinger of her fate.