Swine Flu Over The Cuckold’s Nest As Hillary Channels Rigor Mortis

by on 12/09/16 at 7:53 pm

Well, I guess anything will help!

Well, I guess anything will help!

New York – (SatireWorld.com)

“Sounds like a classic case of drop dead tertiary psycho-syphilis,” Carnegie Hill shrink Professor Einstein Flintstone said today amid reports that Democratic Party basket case Hillary Clinton is slowly going nuts ahead of the upcoming presidential election.

A medical assessment published by the renowned New York Seedy Sign-Eye Hospital behaviorist specifies a range of symptoms rooted in Clinton’s medical hystery of sordid extramarital affairs.

“We think she must have caught the clap,” El Professore posits, “circa the Summer of Love in ’69.”

The medic cites Clinton’s bizarre, jerky uncoordinated muscle movements, the recurrent (non-narcotic) limb paralysis, blurred speech, facial numbness – and tendency to channel the death-stare of a barely lukewarm Democrat corpse – as classic characteristics of syphilitic infestation.

Apparently her extramarital infector was also called Bill.



One Response to “Swine Flu Over The Cuckold’s Nest As Hillary Channels Rigor Mortis”

  1. Bargis

    Sep 12th, 2016

    Hmmmmm looks like her buns are green and soggy too

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