Hillary Claims Hurricane Matthew Was Deliberately Programmed To Miss Trump’s Mar-Lago Resort in Palm Beach
by Optic Nerve on 07/10/16 at 1:59 pm
+Hurricane Matthew started hitting Florida early Friday morning with heavy rain and strong winds!
+Powerful storm claimed at least 340 lives in Caribbean earlier this week prompting concerns for Florida residents!
+The hurricane mysteriously swung around two nuclear reactors, Cape Canaveral and Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort says Hillary in morning statement to reporters!
Palm Beach, FL – (satireworld.com)
The storm arrived on shore on Friday north of Palm Beach County, which has a population of 1.4 million people, and the National Hurricane Center predicted it would push along the Interstate 95 corridor towards Jacksonville.
Palm Beach is also home to one of America’s greatest resorts….Mar-a-Lago Resort which is owned by billionaire Donald Trump, the 2016 Republican candidate for the US presidency.
As the storm approached with-in ten miles of the resort, the storm’s sudden shift eastward raised eyebrows among conspiracy fans that dominate the Democratic Party. Some going as far as saying the hurricane was programmed by rogue CIA operatives in order to spare Florida and its hefty electoral votes.
Adding fuel to the conspiracy charges is the apparent miss of St Lucie nuclear reactor which was right in the storm’s path while Turkey Point nuclear power plant in southern Florida was just affected by minor winds.
The Department of Energy said: ‘Some reactors were shut as a precaution to protect equipment from the storm; others were forced to shut down or reduce power output due to damage to plant facilities or transmission infrastructure serving the plant, but we weren’t aware that the hurricane missed us on purpose.’
After the 2004 Hurricane Frances, Trump told the Palm Beach Post: ‘We lost a lot of the vegetation that gave Mar-a-Lago its character. I’ve been told by my people there that it re-landscaped the place and bought some kind of lifetime warranty. But to accuse me of playing with nature is a far stretch even more absurd given that it came from that miserable wretch Hillary Clinton.’