To Avoid Long Voter Lines,The DNC Advises Democrats To Vote On Wednesday November 9th

by on 07/11/16 at 10:51 am

Wiggens wants a fair share vote for all Democrats and likes the idea of a 'separate but equal day' just for Democrat voters.

Anthony Wiggens wants a fair share vote for all Democrats and loves the idea of a ‘separate but equal day’ just for Democrat voters.

Democratic activist singer Miley Cyrus ays she'll be voting on Wednesday and will ''twerk-like-a-jerk' while in line.

Democratic activist and pop singer Miley Cyrus says she’ll be voting on Wednesday and will ”twerk-like-a-jerk’ while in line.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)

The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 9th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.

Anthony Wiggens, a DNC spokesperson, issued a communique suggesting a solution to what’s being billed as an extraordinary attempt by Republicans to slow down the voting process and deferring voting for Democrats by prodding Republican voters to come out and have a bigger than normal turnout.

“How dare these fascist and racist GOP leaders do this and disenfranchise so many minority and hard working Democrat voters,” claimed Wiggens who also was a staff writer for CNN, a pro-Hillary news organization in Atlanta, Georgia and in New York City.

Normal polls will be open on Tuesday, November 8th and most states have various times to vote and a strict closing time. Check your local Election officials for the correct locations and hours.

DISCLAIMER: If you believe this article is the real deal then I suggest you cast your vote for Hillary because you’re exactly what she likes in a voter…Gullible and stupid. This is satire.



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