by Optic Nerve on 07/11/16 at 10:51 am
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 9th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.
Anthony Wiggens, a DNC spokesperson, issued a communique suggesting a solution to what’s being billed as an extraordinary attempt by Republicans to slow down the voting process and deferring voting for Democrats by prodding Republican voters to come out and have a bigger than normal turnout.
“How dare these fascist and racist GOP leaders do this and disenfranchise so many minority and hard working Democrat voters,” claimed Wiggens who also was a staff writer for CNN, a pro-Hillary news organization in Atlanta, Georgia and in New York City.
Normal polls will be open on Tuesday, November 8th and most states have various times to vote and a strict closing time. Check your local Election officials for the correct locations and hours.
DISCLAIMER: If you believe this article is the real deal then I suggest you cast your vote for Hillary because you’re exactly what she likes in a voter…Gullible and stupid. This is satire.