by Queen of Bedlam on 11/11/16 at 5:05 am
Democratic National Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com)
The Democrats party symbol has been around a very long time. Many questioned the use of a simple jackass as their mascot and silently hoped that people would think it was a cute little donkey, but in reality the jackass pretty much summed up what most people thought of the Democratic party after choosing Hillary Clinton as the party’s losing standard bearer for 2016.
After the bruising defeat on November 8th by a Republican party neophyte named Donald Trump, party officials decided to hold a contest in order to select a new party symbol. One that could relate to the newer class of Democratic Millennials who have set the new course for the struggling party of Roosevelt and Truman. Gone are the stalwarts of the 1970’s and 1980’s and in with those born in the setting days of the Clinton White House.
The selection committee decided late Friday afternoon on using a crying baby as it reflected on the realistic spirit and traits that has overtaken the once mainstream party and generally depicts their true spontaneous feelings that Democrats seem so eager to display when things don’t go their way.
Especially after getting their little tushes kicked in a manner that stunned everyone and took all by surprise on an evening that was supposed to be a coronation!