Democrats To Retire Party Symbol After Bruising 2016 Defeat

by on 11/11/16 at 5:05 am

Farewell and good-bye! The Democrat's jackass is now history after Donald Trump took the Democratic candidate to the backside of the barn in a crushing ass kicking.

Farewell and good-bye!
The Democrat’s jackass is now history after Donald Trump took the Democratic candidate to the backside of the barn in a crushing ass kicking.

The party's remaining Hillary Clinton contingent wanted this to be the new symbol.

The party’s remaining Hillary Clinton contingent wanted this to be the new symbol.

Meet Little Dubbie....The Democrsat's new and improved party symbol.

Meet Little Dubbie….The Democrat’s new and improved party symbol.Note the little plump hands over the ears which symbolizes their reaction to bad news and new ideas.

Bernie Sanders selected this one since they could purchase it real cheap.

Bernie Sanders selected this one since they could purchase it real cheap.

Democratic National Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com)

The Democrats party symbol has been around a very long time. Many questioned the use of a simple jackass as their mascot and silently hoped that people would think it was a cute little donkey, but in reality the jackass pretty much summed up what most people thought of the Democratic party after choosing Hillary Clinton as the party’s losing standard bearer for 2016.

After the bruising defeat on November 8th by a Republican party neophyte named Donald Trump, party officials decided to hold a contest in order to select a new party symbol. One that could relate to the newer class of Democratic Millennials who have set the new course for the struggling party of Roosevelt and Truman. Gone are the stalwarts of the 1970’s and 1980’s and in with those born in the setting days of the Clinton White House.

The selection committee decided late Friday afternoon on using a crying baby as it reflected on the realistic spirit and traits that has overtaken the once mainstream party and generally depicts their true spontaneous feelings that Democrats seem so eager to display when things don’t go their way.

Especially after getting their little tushes kicked in a manner that stunned everyone and took all by surprise on an evening that was supposed to be a coronation!



2 Responses to “Democrats To Retire Party Symbol After Bruising 2016 Defeat”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 11th, 2016

    A tip of the PoM hat for a good one.

    The Democratic Jackass in the White House is retired in January 2017!

  2. O'Leg Pee

    Nov 11th, 2016

    The dilated Clinton anus still their top totem IMHO

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