Howdy Doody Moody Rudy

by on 04/06/18 at 7:22 pm

It took the National Parks Department in DC 3 days to re move the Giuliani poop pile left on the White House lawn.

It took the National Parks Department in DC 3 days to re move the Giuliani poop pile left on the White House lawn.


Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Presidential sock puppet Rudi Giuliani has been captured on CCTV pimping out a pile of steaming turds ‘like some sort of considered legal opinion’ an Oval Orifice janitor said today.

Footage seen by SatireWorld reporters shows crap lawyer Giuliani at the White House ‘Golden Showers’ latrine wiping his ass on Article Two, Section Four of the US Constitution.

Before washing his paws with some of Ivanka’s Fragrant Moments Hand ‘N’ Body Sanitiser Creme.

“The President has the executive authority to shoot – uh, fire! – James Comey,” a Justice Department spokesperson explained as extra sets of bullet-proof stab vests were hurriedly dispatched to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s DC dugout.

Giuliani, former Gazprom Professor of Collusive Racketeering at New York’s Obama-Donziger Law School, was once suspected of fathering beleaguered presidential fixer Michael Cohen – whose Golden Sewers debacle threatens to land him in jail.

A recent DNA swab comparison test result is available elsewhere on this site.



One Response to “Howdy Doody Moody Rudy”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jun 5th, 2018

    A nationwide survey has indicated that 89% of American citizens believe Ex-President Obama’s first name is F**king!

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