Trump: ‘Hillary’s Health Issues Tied To Kick Starting Her Vibrator’

by on 25/07/18 at 8:54 am

Hillary appears to have difficulty breathing after climbing a flight of stairs in Erie, Pa last month. Recent allegations of her using a medical alert device  ignited serious concerns  from supporters on social media.

Hillary appears to have difficulty breathing after climbing a flight of stairs in Erie, Pa last month. Recent allegations of her using a medical alert device ignited serious concerns from supporters on social media.

According to Trump, Hillary injured her back trying to kick start her gasoline-powered Acme 1100  vibrator back in 2016 while on a trip to Berlin with aide Huma.

According to Trump, Hillary injured her back trying to kick start her gasoline-powered Acme 1100 vibrator back in 2016 while on a trip to Berlin with aide Huma.

In 2010, Hillary used a government-issued plutonium powered vibrator (referred to in GSA manuals as the 'Doomsday Vibrator') in her New York home causing damage to the building's brickwork. City building officials warned the ex-First Lady that  using the device might further weaken the structure.

In 2010, Hillary used a government issued plutonium powered vibrator (referred to in GSA manuals as the ‘Doomsday Vibrator’) in her New York home causing damage to the building’s brickwork. City building officials warned the ex-First Lady that continued use of the nuclear-powered device might further weaken the structure.

Gardner Rufus Henry claioms he would bring his kids over to watch Hillary 'shake like a rag doll' when she used her plutonium-powered vibrator...."Yeah, the kids got a big kick out of it."

Gardner Rufus Henry claims he would bring his kids over to watch Hillary ‘shake like a rag doll’ when she used her plutonium-powered vibrator….”Yeah, the kids got a big kick out of it.”

Des Moines, Iowa – (satireworld.com)

At a Wednesday press conference in Iowa President Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his past opponent’s health and vitality and especially the reports she was wearing a medical alert device. He also questioned her ability to properly function without succumbing to bouts of pain in which she might require doses of powerful medications which he felt could cloud her ‘good judgement’ or result in more trips and falls..

In a half hour speech Trump scored heavy hits against the ex-Secretary of State where he criticized her stamina and health in running for the most demanding job in the world in 2020….

“Let’s face it folks….Hillary is very,very low energy. Yes, low energy. In fact, her injuries are getting in the way of her own possible 2020 Presidential run! She takes 3 and 4 day mini-vacations so she can rest her injured back! Pops pills like a junkie. C’mon! She’s had it folks. Had it.”

Calls for Clinton to release her current health records reached a fever pitch on social media as thousands expressed their concerns over Clinton wearing a medical alert device that could be bugged by the Russians.

Several weeks ago Donald Trump hinted to the press about Hillary’s health and particularly her back problems once photos were released of her required need for supportive back pillows on all seating. Photos surfaced this week showing various propping postures from Clinton’s various interviews.

At that time Trump claimed she injured her back in 2016 trying to kick start her gasoline-powered Acme 1100 vibrator, which according to the company’s website, is a portable model weighing almost 300 pounds and is capable of settling 30,000 psi concrete if used as designed in the construction industry. The company’s sexual pleasure model comes with an optional pink latex cover and is machine washable. Another option is the key start feature that wasn’t available in 2015 when the 1100 model premiered.

In 2010 a similar discussion was swirling in the press when neighbors of Hillary who lived close to her upscale Westchester County New York home complained of mini-earthquakes on days that Hillary was back at her residence between State Department trips.

According to long time resident and friend, Clinton gardener Rufus Henry,

“Hillary was using a government supplied plutonium powered vibrator for awhile. That is, until her brick walls on her home started showing cracks and structural problems. I think she stopped when the building department warned her of future structural problems if she continued. I think sometime after she purchased a gas model.”

Rufus later added that her use of the different devices was nothing new, and over the years he would sometimes bring his kids over to the home’s sun room because they got a big kick out of watching Hillary ‘shake like a rag doll.’

According to Henry, Hillary has been seeing a Witch doctor on a regular basis, but didn’t know her name.



4 Responses to “Trump: ‘Hillary’s Health Issues Tied To Kick Starting Her Vibrator’”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Jul 25th, 2018

    That Acne 1100 nothing but trouble, Long Island courts banned it on ecological grounds for allegedly spreading vaginal algae in a Sagaponack water feature.

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jul 25th, 2018

    The “Mother of all Vibrators” the Acme 1100 vibrator was also responsible for the big Northeast blackouts of 1965 and subsequent years by generating a very large destructive Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP)!

  3. Bargis

    Jul 25th, 2018

    The environment. EMP destruction.The visuals from you guys are giving me the vapors….

  4. O’Leg Pee

    Jul 26th, 2018

    Depends what you vaping

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