To Avoid Long Voter Lines,The DNC Advises All Democrats To Vote On Wednesday November 7th

by on 30/10/18 at 8:23 am

Al Not-So-Sharpton  agrees with Wiggons and has announced Wednesday November 7th as 'Patriot Voting Day' for all Democrats.

Al Not-So-Sharpton agrees with Wiggens and has announced Wednesday November 7th as ‘Patriot Voting Day’ for all Democrats.

Nancy called for 'releasing flying monkeys' on Wednesday November 7th moments before the House of Representatives physician arrived and administered a strong sedative.

Nancy called for ‘releasing flying monkeys’ on Wednesday November 7th moments before the House of Representatives physician arrived and administered a strong sedative.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)

The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 7th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.

Anthony Wiggens, a DNC spokesperson, issued a communique suggesting a solution to what’s being billed as an extraordinary attempt by Republicans to slow down the voting process and deferring voting for Democrats by prodding Republican voters to come out and participate in what’s being called a historic mid-term election. Accordingly, expectations from seasoned poll watchers foresee having a bigger than normal turnout.

Both the Senate and House Republicans agreed on the proposal drawn up by Wiggens and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi.

“How dare these fascist and racist GOP leaders do this and disenfranchise so many minority and hard working Democrat voters,” claimed Wiggens who also was a staff writer for CNN commentator and a pro-Hillary news organization in Atlanta, Georgia and in New York City.

Normal polls will be open on Tuesday, November 6th and most states have various times to vote and a strict closing time. Check your local Election officials for the correct locations and hours.

DISCLAIMER: If you believe this article is the real deal then I suggest you cast your vote for some liberal socialist because you’re exactly what they like in a voter…Gullible and stupid.

This is satire.



One Response to “To Avoid Long Voter Lines,The DNC Advises All Democrats To Vote On Wednesday November 7th”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Oct 30th, 2018

    Even money, someone will show up on November 7, 2018 to vote and then cry foul!

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