by Jalapenoman on 05/06/12 at 7:45 amTaos, NM – (SatireWorld.com)
Several clones of Michael Jackson, made a few years before his death, have been discovered in a Catholic Monastery in the New Mexico mountainous desert. The young boys, all aged between three and six years old, are being raised happily by the priests.
Father John Francis O’Dell said that “we have all enjoyed raising these boys and helping them to discover their manhood. We are trying to love them as Michael Jackson himself loved the young boys. Some of us go a little too far sometimes in our affections, but that’s the way it is with love and emotion and strong feelings.”
The boys appear to be the product of genetic manipulation, as noses range from almost non-existant to Jimmy Durante/Cyrano size in the boys. In interviews, all of the clones (regarless of nose size) expressed interest in having plastic surger to reduce the size of their noses. They also desired to have their skin lightened, their hair straightened, and their voices raised.
Members of the Jackson family questioned the legal standing of the clones, asking questions such as “We ain’t gonna lose all that money we inherited from Michael, are we?” Michaels supposed children, all created through artificial insemination, also wanted to know “do we have to call all them little boys Daddy?”