Islamic Cleric Issues Fatwa Banning Muslims From Visiting Mars

by on 19/02/14 at 10:13 am

Muslim clerics fear Martian women might be topless, without modesty, or drive cars.

Muslim clerics fear Martian women might be topless, without modesty, or allowed to drive cars. Other fears are that Martians might be Jewish and cause an embarassing situation.


Islamisbad, Pakistan – (satireworld.com)

Promoting or being involved in a one-way trip to the Red Planet is prohibited in Islam, a fatwa committee under the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment in the UAE has ruled.

“Such a one-way journey poses a real risk to life, and that can never be justified in Islam,” the committee said. “There is a possibility that an individual who travels to planet Mars may not be able to remain alive there, and is more vulnerable to death.”

Whoever opts for this “hazardous trip”, the committee said, is likely to perish for no “righteous reason”, and thus will be liable to a “punishment similar to that of suicide in the Hereafter”.

The committee added that suicide is only allowed when a muslim blows up innocent victims in an act of extreme cowardice.

The committee, presided by Professor Dr Haji Hamada, said: “Protecting life against all possible dangers and keeping it safe is an issue agreed upon by all religions and is clearly stipulated in verse 4/29 of the Holy Quran: Do not kill yourselves or one another. Indeed, Allah is to you ever Merciful.” (Obviously most muslims didn’t get that memo!)

Late in April 2013, Mars One, a Dutch company, invited muslim volunteers to fly and live on the Red Planet, but there is no technology so far that would enable a return trip from Mars to Earth. The company is planning the first such trip to Mars in 2023 and another crew every two years afterwards with the goal of establishing a permanent Islamic colony.

The applicants must be aged between 18 and 40 years and in good physical condition. They have to pay only $38 for the trip. Thousands of volunteers, including some 500 Saudis and other Arabs, have reportedly applied for the mission which costs $6 billion. The committee indicated that some may be interested in travelling to Mars for escaping punishment or standing before Almighty Allah for judgment, or perhaps realizing that Heaven ran out of female virgins years ago.



One Response to “Islamic Cleric Issues Fatwa Banning Muslims From Visiting Mars”

  1. captain america

    Feb 19th, 2014

    ….SW should start a non profit fund to collect money to send them up!

    to heighten intertest maybe we could enlist Branson to start another
    Space Line: Virgin Express.

    Non stop to collect your virgin waiting for YOU NOW!

    All them virgins just sitting around fingering thier cucumbers and bananas waiting for the man of their dreams…boggles the Muslim Mind!!

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