by Oleg Penkovsky on 09/10/15 at 5:34 pm
By Oleg Penkovsky
Mars, The Solar System – (satireworld.com)
Dramatic footage has just been released of NASA Mars Rover’s coverage of the 2014 Presidential inauguration of the United States Embassy on Mars. Featuring resplendent diplomatic pageantry at the legation’s newly opened Mars Walk of Fame Handprints Mall the footage kicks off with Obama flanked by FLOTUS Michelle, First Daughters Malia and Sasha plus Vice President Joe and Dr Jill Biden at the embassy’s Cydonia Region location. A background shot of the USAF ScareForce One presidential inter-galactic runabout completes the picture.
Inside the newly built embassy building be-spacesuited President Obama is next seen wielding some large ceremonial scissors at a cutting-the-ribbon ritual ahead of sinking his hands into a tray of quick dry concrete for the Official Presidential Plaque commemorating the visit.
He becomes the first American president on Mars as well as the first black man in Outer Space, opening the USA’s official diplomatic mission on the Red Planet and establishing an internet link with Earth just the icing on the Dem Prez’s cake.
And talking of cakes, the footage ends with Michelle O picking up a few Martian rocks to take home as souvenirs, some of which looks suspiciously like a volcanic KrispyKreme donuts.
Malia and Sachs Obama’s 30 minute space blog is likely to go viral on its Thanksgiving launch date.