Obama ‘The Martian’ Opens To Rave Reviews

by on 09/10/15 at 5:34 pm

Obama is all smiles after leaving his hand imprinted plaque, but soon was angry when the rest of the crew closed the door to the airlock and refused to open it until Obama's low oxygen alarm caused some tense moments for the President.

Obama is all smiles after leaving his hand imprinted plaque, but soon he was angry when the rest of the crew closed the door to the airlock and refused to open it until Obama’s low oxygen alarm caused some tense moments for the President.


Michelle's NASA supplied space suit had to be altered to allow her large booty some farting room.

Michelle’s NASA supplied space suit had to be altered to allow her large booty some farting room.


The Mars plaque was super-sized in hopes that citizens could see it with their naked eye during the month of June

The Mars plaque was super-sized in hopes that citizens could see it with their naked eye during the month of June


By Oleg Penkovsky

Mars, The Solar System – (satireworld.com)

Dramatic footage has just been released of NASA Mars Rover’s coverage of the 2014 Presidential inauguration of the United States Embassy on Mars. Featuring resplendent diplomatic pageantry at the legation’s newly opened Mars Walk of Fame Handprints Mall the footage kicks off with Obama flanked by FLOTUS Michelle, First Daughters Malia and Sasha plus Vice President Joe and Dr Jill Biden at the embassy’s Cydonia Region location. A background shot of the USAF ScareForce One presidential inter-galactic runabout completes the picture.

Inside the newly built embassy building be-spacesuited President Obama is next seen wielding some large ceremonial scissors at a cutting-the-ribbon ritual ahead of sinking his hands into a tray of quick dry concrete for the Official Presidential Plaque commemorating the visit.

He becomes the first American president on Mars as well as the first black man in Outer Space, opening the USA’s official diplomatic mission on the Red Planet and establishing an internet link with Earth just the icing on the Dem Prez’s cake.

And talking of cakes, the footage ends with Michelle O picking up a few Martian rocks to take home as souvenirs, some of which looks suspiciously like a volcanic KrispyKreme donuts.

Malia and Sachs Obama’s 30 minute space blog is likely to go viral on its Thanksgiving launch date.



4 Responses to “Obama ‘The Martian’ Opens To Rave Reviews”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Oct 10th, 2015

    Obama declared Mar’s a “NO FLY” zone for Putin by drawing a white line in the red sand!

    • Bargis

      Oct 11th, 2015

      Obama also declared a ‘No Fly Zone’ on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, but they landed anyway.

  2. O'Leg Pee

    Oct 11th, 2016

    Ahem.

    Obama wants to send people to Mars by 2030s

    The US President says that the ultimate goal is for humans eventually to stay on Mars “for an extended time.”
    15:48, UK, Tuesday 11 October 2016

    http://news.sky.com/story/obama-wants-to-send-people-to-mars-by-2030s-10613575

    30 years in a Martian slammer for Hillary Clinton would do it.

    • Philbert of Macadamia

      Oct 11th, 2016

      Will the Martians consider the “Golfer in Chief,”the “Lunch Lady” and other emigre Astronauts as being eligible for visas or consider all of them as illegal immigrants?

      The Martians might then jail the Obama’s for human smuggling and place them in the jail cells next to Hillary, sending everyone else home for trespassing!

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