NASA Posts Warning On Imminent 5.0+ Magnitude L.A. Earthquake – Blames Global Warming!

by on 22/10/15 at 7:16 am

At a recent press conference, the President emphasized how close we are to a major earthquake around the Los Angeles area of the west coast.

At a recent press conference, the President emphasized how close we are to a major earthquake around the Los Angeles area of the west coast. He also blamed global warming for allowing the Bush’s Fault Line to soften.


PHOTO: Humor writer Captain America hits the road. Several hundred people were spotted leaving LA after reading NASA's warning about a severe earthquake.

PHOTO: Humor writer Captain America hits the road.
Several hundred people were spotted leaving LA after reading NASA’s warning about a severe earthquake.


A NASA drone spotted the unusual tremors last July after passing over the desert east of Los Angeles.

A NASA drone spotted the unusual tremors last July after passing over the desert east of Los Angeles.

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com)

A report blames automobiles for the rise in tectonic activity mainly in the Pacific rim, and at various locations along the eastern seaboard of the US. Advisories have been forwarded to the US West Coast in anticipation of the ‘Big One’ which is expected to strike in the next few months.

Theorists have estimated the amount of automobiles and heavy trucks that have been added to emerging economic countries like India, China, Taiwan, Japan, So. Korea, Indonesia, and western So. America are causing Edderson Energy Wave stresses on the Earth’s surface.

These applied stresses are transmitted in such a manner that the actual energy that’s amplified through a vehicle’s braking system is being transmitted directly into the Earth’s tectonic plates through the rather thin crust that overlays the fault lines.

“If you take the mechanical braking actions of several million vehicles, each weighing tons, all in a simultaneous application, the eWave Factor that is transmitted into the Earth is enormous. Multiply that by hundreds of thousands of similar actions over the course of a single day and you can see that this is a major problem when viewed globally.” Claims Cal-Tech professor Roger Lambstrom.

Professor Elmer Lang, the senior advisor to the Obama administration and Senior Fellow at the prestigious Dark Hole Institute in Nevada claims, ” A major factor is global warming which is making the Earth’s crust softer and then allows the eWave forces a greater horizontal spread effect at lower stratas of the Earth’s fault lines making extreme loose earthquakes that are similar to warmed Jell-O.”

According to the report, a single Toyota Corolla exerts 1,900 ft pounds of energy when stopping at 35 MPH. This energy is a combination of vehicle energy-speed-mass that is transferred directly into the braking energy needed to stop the vehicle. This transfer of applied energy is forced into the Earth on each stopping procedure.

Other objects that transmit similar energy are glacial activities. The weight of millions of tons of ice feed by gravitational forces add stress induced eWaves into regional Teutonic plates. The one place on Earth where glacial activity is still advancing are the Andes Mountains, and the Himalaya Mountains. Each are approximate to each other and have acted as a counter-balance in eWave forces.

With the addition of autos and trucks to countries where economic fortunes have been on the upswing for the past 40 years, the canceling balance of the Asian and So. American glaciers by these new additional eWave forces has caused Pacific plate movement to increase. Earthquakes and volcanic activity has shown a remarkable increase over the past 30 years and this trend is unique in Earth’s geological history.

Environmentalist Al Gore has weighed in on the new information and claims people are mainly at fault. “Especially overweight people who jog, use skateboards, or engage in other physical activities.”

Gore also proposed a new theory that present day geological problems can be attributed directly to ‘the Bush’s Fault Line’ which runs from Washington DC down to Florida and over to Texas.

Scientists agree that the added motion is adding to the Earth’s crust stresses and will eventually cause some tectonic plate activity. Gore also added that millions of years ago, tectonic plate separation, also known as ‘continental drift’ where the present day North American continent separated from the African continent was caused by an over population of fat Africans. According to Gore, “They have addressed that situation over the past million or so years by promoting famines and shedding excess pounds.”

Gore wants to ban food and cars totally in order to save the environment and stop global warming. His environmental group has launched a 15-state bus tour to promote his vision.

Scientists at Cal-Tech are experimenting with a new early warning system that might give Californians some advance warning in the advent of a major quake. In 1997, staffers for then Democratic congressman Henry Waxman noticed his nostrils seeped a ‘smelly gray material’ for several days prior to the 7.1 earthquake that hit San Bernadino in early May of 1997. After the quake stopped, so did the drainage from Waxman’s nostrils.

Cal-Tech was interested in monitoring Waxman’s nostril seepage and asked the now retired Congressman to wear an implanted nasal transmitter. Last weekend a team of Cal-tech rigged up a pair of wireless sensors and a recorder at Waxman’s LA home to evaluate future pre-seismic activity that might foretell a major eruption.

In lieu of the recent revelations, scientists at prestigious Cal-Tech have also suggested Hollywood explore the idea of a new TV reality show about California sliding into the Pacific ocean and how ocean front property in Arizona affects surfing.



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