by Bargis Tryhol on 16/08/16 at 7:01 am
Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com)
TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the rear of the arena for almost 12 minutes before coming back and resuming her speech at exactly the point she left off on.
The rolling murmur of the crowd increased as hundreds grasped the reality of something seriously wrong happening to Clinton as several aides rushed up to the center stage to help the frozen candidate recover from her trance-like stupor. One secret service agent was seen administering a mysterious shot with a syringe carefully concealed in a black plastic tube. Within minutes the ex-First Lady recovered enough to let out her trademark cackle, resuming her speech to a mostly stunned crowd.
In recent weeks there has been widespread speculation about Clinton’s state of health and increased calls for her to release her medical records. Some have even gone as far as having professional health experts examine her recent spate of stumbles,coughing fits, and falls in an attempt to diagnose Hillary from afar.
Various diagnoses range from beginning Alzheimer disease to an over imbibing of single malt whisky. long a favorite of Clinton while on long road trips throughout her career in the State Department.
In 2012, Clinton was hospitalized with what many are calling her first seizure where she fell and hit her head on a bathroom sink resulting in a two pound blood clot that blocked blood flow to her brain resulting in memory loss and a severe reduction of mental capacity.
One attending doctor, (name redacted from official inquiries) was later found dead from a mysterious ‘self-inflicted shotgun blast to the rear of his head, which was later ruled a suicide’ Prior to his demise he promised to release an official report stating that “Hillary’s mental state resembled a basket of vegetables having a conversation while on LSD.”
The report was never found though a few sections of the report were found on a partially destroyed laptop computer that was discovered on top of the physician’s body by investigators. It too was destroyed by a shotgun blast.