by Bargis Tryhol on 22/08/16 at 3:30 pm
New York, New York – (satireworld.com)
Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.
Sources are claiming the proof is in thousands of personal emails accidentally released in a computer hack gone wrong. Almost 100 emails from a secret server reveal insider information about secret plane schedules, unmarked transportation, and specifically which Purina Donkey Treats she needed to bring along with her while visiting the notorious pleasure town just across the US southern border in Mexico.
The explosive revelation coincides with a passage from Hillary Clinton’s 1988 re-released auto-biography ‘Fun On The Taxpayer’s Dime,’ in which she recalls numerous sorority trips to Mexico during her time in college and while living in the Governor’s mansion in Little Rock. It was at a gay midget sex show in Juarez that Hillary met future husband Bill Clinton in 1974. In later years, husband Bill Clinton often remarked that visiting the midget shows was a foretelling of the ‘little sex life’ he’d have with Hillary in later years.
In recent weeks, conservative media has repeatedly expressed concerns over Hillary’s health status. Especially after several slips and falls and a few instances where she appeared to be lost in her words for periods that lasted up almost 45 minutes while on stage. Many equate the noticeable lag in her attention span to a fall she took in 2012 when she reportedly hit her head at an event in Mexico.
Mexican nationals who say they witnessed the event at the Friday night show claim she hit her head on a steel guard rail on the famous Tijuana Donkey stage, but all 17 witnesses soon disappeared once the story became headline news around the globe. The strange and complete absence of the 17 individuls has been blamed on Cartel violence in the Tijuana area. An organization that follows Clinton-linked disappearances since 1976 have since added the 17 names to the infamous Clinton Book of the Dead.