by Oleg Penkovsky on 24/08/16 at 2:13 pm
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)
Abandoned for posterity inside her cavernous punani during the notorious 1992-2000 Clinton/Gore period, a rancid tampon may have been behind almost a decade of the former Fist Lady’s bloody tantrums according to the latest forensic psychiatry report.
Writing in the Nude England Journal of Hollow-Rectal Pharmacology former Royal Freak Hospital (London) Emeritus Professor of Catamenial Psychiatry Dr Einstein Flintstone identifies Horrible Toxic Schmuck – uh, Shock! – Syndrome as characteristic of Mrs Clinton’s remorseless rampages.
“Psychotic periods sure dogged Hillary well into the late 1990s,” says Dr Flintstone who last year profiled some of Clinton’s ugly symptoms for a national symposium about post-menopausal skanks.
The renowned medic is also an expert in British shrink-slang terminology that defines dogging as ‘engaging in public sex, usually in a car park or c*untry park’ – while others watch.
“I’m thinking Fort Marcy Park in Fairfax C*unty, McLean, Virginia,” Flintstone comments, “a local DC beauty spot administered by the National Park Service as part of the George Washington Mammorial Parkway.”
A seedy parking lot nestling among Fort Marcy’s lush greenery is where, on July 20 1993, the body of ex-Rose Law attorney and former White House Deputy Counsel Vince Foster was discovered ‘tits-up’ – in what DC medical examiners subsequently diagnosed as a classic two-bullet ratshot suicide.
The poor bastard ‘was 69’
Commenting on Flintstone’s psychiatric evaluation a Parks Service janitor at the Virginia acreage blamed the absence of any restrooms, water fountains and/or trash cans at Fort Marcy, citing the ‘stinginess’ of the Clinton/Gore Administration’s budgetary cuts.
“Folks caught short needing the bathroom** routinely crapped all over the Park’s rhododendrons,” our-man-with-the-deep-throat chortled, “or pissed all over the magnificent sequoias.”
Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky is a right old slag.
** (to rub someone out)