Reality TV Show Will Place Celebrities Into Earth Orbit For Six Weeks

by on 07/09/16 at 7:58 am

Dr. Zarkov puts the finishing touches on the space capsule’s tricky control panel moments before he hands control over to Al Sharpton who was voted mission commander.

At Launch Pad 77, Milky Way Mission’s Dr. Zarkov puts the finishing touches on the space capsule’s tricky control panel moments before he hands control over to Al Sharpton who was voted mission commander.


The celebrity crew's home for six weeks.

The celebrity crew’s home for six weeks.

Chris Matthews shows off his space uniform at a press conference announcing the show.

Chris Matthews shows off his space uniform at a press conference announcing the show.

Hollywood 1 attempts a landing in Wyoming after a record braking 6-week flight in orbit.

Hollywood One attempts a landing in a Wyoming pasture after a record braking 6-week flight in orbit.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

Reality Pictures Television will introduce a new reality series format on cable TV…’The Milky Way Mission,’ will send celebrities into space on a space craft dubbed ‘Hollywood One’. RPT’s agreement is with the Space Expedition Corporation (SXC), which is launching a space travel program for civilians in late 2017.

Milky Way Mission, created by satireworld’s creative media department, features six well-known celebrities who start out the series by living in a special boot camp where they undergo a rigorous and intensive training program in preparation to become an astronaut.

Each week the stars face a series of extreme physical and mental challenges, with the very first round taking place live at the launch site in Mojave, CA. The series already has been sold to Dutch network Nederland 1, which has commissioned seven hourlong episodes.

“For years people have dreamt about the possibility of a TV show in space,” Bargis Tryhol, chief creative officer, international production at RPT said. “RPT and satireworld are now poised to make that dream real.”

The new TV space race comes a decade after space first became a hot reality destination with several projects, neither of which took off the ground.

The first round of celebrity contestants include Joy Behr from ABCs ‘the View;’ Rosie O’Donnell, MSNBCs Chris Matthews, Al Sharpton, actors Sean Penn, and Alec Baldwin.

Pilot program: The crew heads to camp. Crew leaders are chosen. Joy breaks a nail. Al Sharpton has trouble zipping his flight suit. The crew heads to the Mojave desert for the launch.

For the series first opening installment: Soon after a dramatic ‘blast off’ Al Sharpton is chosen as the space capsule commander. He has to convince Rosie O’Donnell to do a 25 minute space walk without a space suit wearing only a ‘fish bowl’ helmet. The crew slams Baldwin for bringing several Playboy magazines aboard. A plague of ‘pressurization farts’ grip Al Sharpton adding to the drama when the ventilation system falters.

Week Two: Sean Penn demands that once the capsules passes over the Caribbean island of Haiti, they will drop 500lbs of food stocks hooked to a parachute. Toilet paper runs critically short and the crew demands that Baldwin donates his Playboy magazines. Sharpton’s farts increase severely straining the air recycle system. Crew members scramble using duct tape and a scavenged toilet paper tube to construct a special ass filter for Sharpton.

Week Three: Alec Baldwin demonstrates masturbation in zero gravity. Baldwin makes sandwiches for the crew until they discovered he didn’t wash his hands. No one falls for Sharpton’s ‘pull my finger’ prank any longer. Zero gravity once again proves dangerous when Rosie O’Donnell throws up almost 15 pounds of partially digested popcorn and bananas. Sharpton is depressed over having to wear a gas filter in just his underpants.

Week Four: Chris Matthews holds a live televised segment where he blasts FOX news for publishing a poll where fans voted for the one person they’d love to leave in orbit forever (Matthews). Joy Berhr has cramps from eating ;peanut sprinkled donuts. The capsule’s port-A-potty stops up leaving Rosie frantic.

Week Five: Joy Behr slams Donald Trump in a ten minute segment discussing gay issues. Sean Penn asks if the moon really is made of green cheese. Cheese is served for lunch surprising crew members who repeatedly looked through the port side telescope to see if the serving left a wedge-cut area on the Moon. A special live lab demonstration goes wrong and methamphetamine is accidentally produced causing legal issues. Sean Penn gets mad when the crew mis-drops the Haiti parachute and it lands in Newark, New Jersey.

Week Six: Rosie’s spacewalk goes horribly wrong. Joy refuses to scrape the fetid flesh off from inside Rosie’s space helmet. A round of farts gripes Al Sharpton when his ‘special filter’ ruptures. He quickly blames it on ‘faulty ventilation’ and says it’s a plot because he’s the only black guy aboard. Alec Baldwin forms a impromptu cork from some insulation and makes a corny joke saying…”Black Corks Matter”. Sean Penn says he saw an alien walking on the wing and the cast immediately takes away the methamphetamine container.

Season Finale: The season finale promises at least two celebrities being abducted by aliens for sexual experiments and the others permanently disabled and disfigured when Al Sharpton explodes in a fiery series ending.

Tune into cable TV’s Science Channel Sunday nights at 10.



One Response to “Reality TV Show Will Place Celebrities Into Earth Orbit For Six Weeks”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Sep 7th, 2016

    This TV program is brought to the viewer in living Smell-O-Vision!

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