ILLNESS CONFIRMED! Doctors Report: Hillary Has Advanced Sniffle-less!

by on 13/09/16 at 7:14 am

A drippy nose and fainting unexpectedly is usually a symptom of sniffle-less.

A drippy nose and fainting unexpectedly is usually a symptom of sniffle-less.

A device like the Acme Drip Stopper can be attached to control dripping and can be applied at home using simple tools like a hacksaw, pliers, and Super Glue. Patients are advised to drain the nasal passages at least three times daily into a paper cup for proper disposal.

A device like the Acme Drip Stopper can be attached to control dripping and can be applied at home using simple tools like a hacksaw, pliers, and Super Glue.
Patients are advised to drain the nasal passages at least three times daily into a paper cup for proper disposal.


New York, NY – (satireworld.com)

Doctors at New York’s Presbyterian Hospital report that Hillary Clinton tested positive for an advanced case of Norwegian Sniffle-Less a contagious disease that is spread from hand to person.

Dr. Angus Firth says Hillary has taken the diagnoses well and understands it will be a part of her life for as long as she lives. Cases of Norwegian Sniffle-less are incurable and can take months to properly diagnose using state-of-the-art medical equipment.

“Symptoms are pretty much universal with stumbling and falls attributed to inner-ear balance problems from all the fluid that develops. Fainting is usually an occurrence in advanced stages of the disease with confusion, paranoia, and bouts of exaggeration being the most common side effects,” said Dr. Firth at a hastily convene hospital press conference for the media.

Firth also passed out literature from the Acme Medical and Surgical Supply company that showed a break through apparatus for Sniffle-less sufferers, adding “There’s hope for Hillary and besides the disposable plastic drip cup she can wear around her neck, the Acme product will give her more control over the disease’s most annoying symptoms.”



2 Responses to “ILLNESS CONFIRMED! Doctors Report: Hillary Has Advanced Sniffle-less!”

  1. O'Leg Pee

    Sep 13th, 2016

    From anus to anus

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Sep 13th, 2016

    Norwegian Sniffle-Less is a close cousin to what US cattle ranchers call foot and mouth disease!

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