Swiss Bank Vault Raid Yields Hundreds Of Nazi-Looted Artworks

by on 05/08/17 at 6:03 pm

A personal favorite of Hitler was a simple black and white portrait painted by famous artist Hans Gruber days before he was shot by Gestapo agents in Paris.

A personal favorite of Hitler was a simple black and white portrait painted by artist Gruber days before he was shot by Gestapo agents in Paris. Hitler claimed he was uncomfortable posing while Gruber painted in his silk underpants and Parisian tee shirt.

Nazi artist Hans Gruber ran into problems soon after the Gestapo trsapped him in a homosexual encounter at the Paris zoo.

Nazi artist Hans Gruber ran into problems soon after the Gestapo trapped him while in a homosexual encounter at the Paris zoo penquin exhibit.

Basel, Switzerland – (SatireWorld.com)

Swiss police have executed an international search warrant at the headquarters of First Vatican Money-Laundering Bank Of Miracles following a tip-off from the FBI.

Early reports indicate the recovery of several hundred priceless works of art from ‘secret bricked-up vaults’ sealed to order by Hitler’s Pope Giovanni Pacelli circa 1945.

These include masterpieces by Edgar Degas, Paul Cezanne, Vincent van Gogh and Claude Monet – all favorites of the old beaky-nosed Pontiff suspected by Nuremberg judges of ‘hiring the Nazis’ to steal Holocaust victims’ precious possessions.

To bankroll the Vatican’s massive pawnbroking debts following the Wall St Crash of 1929.

According to Basel Police Department documents seen by SatireWorld reporters the recovered paintings include:

‘Naked Woman’s Pudenda Trompe l’Oeil Among the Chestnut Branches’ by Vincent van Gogh

‘Poppy Fields near the Tora Bora: a Study in Opium Abuse’ by Monet

Edgar Degas’ iconic ‘Celebration of the Taxidermist’s Art: Ludovic Lepic and his Two Stuffed Daughters’

and

Paul Cezanne’s ‘The Boy in the Red Waistcoat With the Classic Look of a Nazi Sympathiser’.

An early study of Gustav Klump’s ‘Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer Applying Disinfectant To A Festering Pimple’ is also believed to be part of the cache.



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