Camel Botox Hillary Readies For The Hump

by on 29/01/18 at 3:19 pm

Hillary moments before having the exclusive camel Botox treatment using fresh Dromedary gland secretions.

Hillary moments before having the exclusive camel Botox treatment using fresh Dromedary gland secretions.

Within minutes, staffers noticed a dramatic change in Hillary's appearance and rushed to re-fill the pitted date dish on the office desk. Hillary declined to admit whether she liked one hump or two. Husband Bill claimed, 'I can't remember to be truthful.'

Within minutes, staffers noticed a dramatic change in Hillary’s appearance and rushed to re-fill the pitted date dish on the office desk.
Hillary declined to admit whether she liked one hump or two.
Husband Bill claimed, ‘I can’t remember to be truthful.’

New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com)

Two hundredweight of Botox impounded at a Saudi camel beauty pageant was redirected to Clinton Foundation orifices this morning ahead of its upcoming annual Valentines Day bash.

Cases of the noxious nerve-freezer toxin marked ‘For The Personal Attention Of Mrs H Clinton’ had been impounded by Riyadh authorities amid suspicions of unprecedented new chicanery levels of at this year’s Bactrian Beauty awards.

The competition offers ten top prizes of one million dollars awarded by judges looking for character as well as exceptional camel beauty.

Including much-prized natural features like ‘springy nasal bristles’ top-rated by the public for their steel hawser-like charms.

Commenting on the latest pageant controversy a Ms Beautiful Saudi Arabian Camel 2018 committee member was sanguine amid reporters’ questions about redirecting the Botox to Mrs Clinton:

“It started when we found suspicious camel butt implants,” pageant organiser Kamel Al Boosh told SatireWorld reporters, “followed by silicone-enhanced udders and other non-Halal stuff.”

SatireWorld readers may remember how the failed US 2016 presidential candidate once posed naked at an earlier Ms Beautiful Camel competition for a chance to win her party’s coveted presidential nomination.

“Alas she’s since put on at least 100lbs of wobbly arselard,” Mr Al Boosh commented, “AND lost her party’s billions in failed 2016 campaigning.”

Tickets to see her at the February 14 gala are available by clicking on the SatireWorld link below.

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