Chelsea Clinton: Abortions Have Helped US Economy

by on 15/08/18 at 9:02 am

Chelsea Clinton demonstrates to the crowd at 'Rise Up For Roe' how she practices safe and effective birth control. She also claimed that her mother Hillary never had an abortion but blamed the lack of a sibling on Monica  Lewinsky who she claims...."Ate her brother."

Chelsea Clinton demonstrates to the crowd at ‘Rise Up For Roe’ how she practices safe and effective birth control.
She also claimed that her mother Hillary never had an abortion but blamed the lack of a sibling on Monica Lewinsky who she claims….”Ate her brother.”

Yeah, drink some more and you might eventually get it right! Actually Chelsea, it was your mother losing  that basically helped boost the economy!

Yeah, Chelsea drink some more and you might eventually get it right!
Actually Chelsea, it was your mother losing that basically helped boost the economy!

New York City, NY- (satireworld.com)

NINCOMPOOP REPORT

Chelsea Clinton praised the Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision of 1973 that legalized abortion on Saturday,then backtracked claiming abortion were available seven-days a week. Embarrassed by the gaffe, Clinton went on saying abortions helped add $3.5 trillion to the U.S. economy. Chelsea, the only child of Hillary Clinton stated legal abortions as the real reason the Trump economy is successful.

Clinton was speaking at a pro-abortion rights event “Rise Up For Roe,” which was organized in opposition to President Donald Trump’s nomination of Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.

Clinton said that abortion rights were something that everyone has to care about if they take justice issues seriously. She declined to answer a question from Satire World’s reporter Harold Worth s to whether her mother Hillary would’ve nominated Maxine Waters to the position if she had been successful in winning the nation’s top job in 2016.

“Whether you fundamentally care about reproductive rights and access rights, because these are not the same thing, if you care about social justice or economic justice, agency….you have to care about this,” Clinton said.



One Response to “Chelsea Clinton: Abortions Have Helped US Economy”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 15th, 2018

    Chelsea is as bad as her sister the socialist nut candidate from NY; who believes Medicare for All saves money by eliminating funeral costs!

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