White Woman Claims Watching 3-D Movie Made Her Pregnant With A Black Child

by on 24/08/18 at 8:02 pm

Jennifer admits that at first she was shocked that little Leroy pooped in 3-D too!

Jennifer admits that at first she was shocked that little Leroy pooped in 3-D too!

Jennifer and James Francis wedding day in Buffalo Flats, MO. "Back in 2013 we wouldn't ever dreamed that technology would be so advanced as it is today!"

Jennifer and James Francis wedding day in Buffalo Flats, MO.
“Back in 2013 we wouldn’t ever dreamed that technology would be so advanced as it is today!”

Fort Bragg, NC – (SatireWorld.com)

A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in August at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman later claimed to her OB-GYN that she had become pregnant while watching a 3-D porno movie in a public theater!

The child’s equally surprised father James Francis, a soldier who had been away for a year serving at a military base in Korea, found the black baby at home when his unit cycled back to Fort Bragg in early October.

His wife, Jennifer, age 38, told him the baby had been conceived while she watched a 3-D porno film in a New York City theater.

“I see no reason not to believe her as those 3-D movies are very lifelike. I mean, With the technology these days, anything is possible,” said Sgt. Francis who registered the baby’s birth certificate as his legitimate son,naming him Leroy Francis.

Jennifer said she had innocently gone to a porno cinema in New York City with her old high school girl friends, claiming she had only gone to see how a porno movie looked in 3-D. The child, she later admitted, did look exactly like the black male lead in the film.

“A month after the movie I knew I was pregnant,”said Jennifer. “Now, I am so pissed I’m going to sue the cinema and producers. Luckily, my husband believes me. You know, it could have wrecked our marriage, but he knows I’m faithful to him.”

Her husband thinks she sat way too close to the screen and wants theater management to post warning signs and maybe issue plastic raincoats for those in the first row seats.



One Response to “White Woman Claims Watching 3-D Movie Made Her Pregnant With A Black Child”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 25th, 2018

    Alternate explanation: An out of control 3D printer did it!

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