Handful of St. Louis Rams Players Enter Field With Ferguson Salute

by on 03/12/14 at 6:46 am

German soldiers show their solidarity with Michael Brown by giving the old 'hands up' gesture on a Paris street.

It’s Officially A Worldwide Movement

A group of retired German soldiers show their solidarity with Michael Brown by giving the old ‘hands up’ gesture on a Paris street at the 74th annual reunion of the 4th SS Division.


ST. LOUIS, MO – (satireworld.com)

Several members of the St. Louis Rams came onto the field before Sunday’s game with the Oakland Raiders showing the flawed narrative gesture, “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot,” and went on to win the game 52-0.

The gesture has been debunked after three autopsy results showed Michael Brown did not have his arms in the air as he was being shot by officer Darren Wilson. Still, this has not stopped Ferguson protesters who are less concerned with the facts of the case than they are at venting their own anger at police.

After the victory over Oakland, the Rams have decided to stay with what works. They have now come up with their own set of gestures they hope will lead them to more wins in the future. The Rams organization has petitioned NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to ask other teams in the league to respect their new hand signals.

During a game, if their quarterback pulls his arms behind himself, this symbolizes “Hands Back, Don’t Sack” and alerts defensive linemen to back off and let him complete the play. If a wide receiver spreads his arms out wide, this communicates to a cornerback or safety for the opposing team “Hands Outswept, Don’t Intercept.” When a player puts his hands in front of his crotch, this means “Hands Over Jock, Don’t Block.”

Time will tell if other NFL teams will honor the Ram’s new gestures. Ferguson business owners should be so lucky. Their attempts at holding signs in their raised hands which read “Hand’s Up, Don’t Loot” have been totally ignored by Ferguson protesters.



8 Responses to “Handful of St. Louis Rams Players Enter Field With Ferguson Salute”

  1. Bargis

    Dec 3rd, 2014

    great one! Evil’s in a groove now!

  2. Captain america

    Dec 3rd, 2014

    ….hope those sex stories from grammar school don’t come back to haunt him!

  3. E. Williams

    Dec 3rd, 2014

    Thanks! I’m paying the same people who guard Obama’s transcripts to keep my sex stories from back then hidden. Pray they stay that way.

  4. E. Williams

    Dec 4th, 2014

    Zimbabwe, shhhhh

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