by Philbert of Macadamia on 27/04/15 at 6:41 am
Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com)
In 2008 Hillary Clinton ran against Barack Obama to be the Democratic Party’s candidate for president and lost. King Obama has reigned for almost seven years with his consort Empress Michelle Obama. However Queen Hillary desires to be the Democratic Party’s Presidential candidate in 2016. Hallelujah, King Obama cannot run for a third term (22nd amendment to the US Constitution), but Queen Hillary still wants her revenge.
Queen Hillary has opted for the next best choice, she has challenged Empress Michelle to a 15 round heavy weight boxing match. Empress Michelle has accepted! This pugilistic endeavor was held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, NV.
The fight was promoted by the Bill and Hillary Clinton Foundation, with all proceeds from the 16,000 seats, costing donors between S5,000 and $10,000, going to the foundation. According to spokeswoman Chelsea Clinton, the tickets are by invitation only for wealthy domestic and foreign investors seeking favors. The general peons, oops public can watch the fight on large screen monitors set up in the parking lots ($5.00 per person).
A distinguished former boxer has called this fight the thriller in Las Vegas between Godzilla and Broomhilda. Also Las Vegas odds-makers are only accepting even money on the fighters.
Sitting at a large ringside table in a neutral corner are: the brain trust of the Obama administration Valerie Jarrett, Susan Rice, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Nancy Pelosi: Secretary of State John Kerry, State Department spokeswomen Marie Harf, Jen Psaki, and former Queen Hillary staffer Huma Abedin; various cabinet secretaries; Congressional and Senate far left progressives such as Black Caucus members, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders; and other Democratic Party notables; and liberal Hollywood stars.
Sitting at another large ringside table at the other neutral corner are the 2016 Republican Presidential candidates from many states: Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Lindsey Graham, George Pataki, Rick Perry, Donald Trump, Scott Walker, John R. Bolton, Bob Ehrlich, Carly Fiorina, Jim Gilmore, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, John Kasich, Peter King, Rand Paul, Mike Pence, Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum and Rick Snyder.
The Round Timer Joe Biden begins to clang the bell announcing the start of the fight. The Ring Announcer Martin O’Malley introduces the Referee Harry Reid and Water Boy Bill de Blasio.
Martin O’Malley then calls up each fighter: in this corner Empress Michelle (Godzilla) wearing a striped pant suit exhibiting a large booty; in the opposite corner, the challenger, Queen Hillary (Broomhilda) dressed in a blue pantsuit with white polka dots (stains) and unseen piano legs. Tactfully, he skips their weight and turns the fighters over to the Referee for instructions.
In the center of the ring Referee Reid quickly explains the Marques of Queensbury rules to the pugilists and cautions them about unnecessary blocking and sends them back to their corners. (President Obama is seated behind Empress Michelle’s corner and former President Clinton is seated behind Queen Hillary’s corner.)
The bell clangs for round one and both fighters close in on each other, but begin dancing around. Empress Michelle then throws a left jab, then another left jab, followed by a third far left jab. Queen Hillary returns fire with three left jabs. Both fighters go into a clinch. Referee Reid gets caught in the middle between the two boobs, oops four boobs, but finally separates the fighters.
Queen Hillary can be heard saying “enough of this Shit,” throws a left jab and a haymaker right hook which Empress Michelle never sees coming. Empress Michelle flies backwards against the ropes and cartwheels ass over teakettle out of the ring. Luckily Empress Michelle lands with her booty on the Democratic Party table, which collapses. John Kerry gets his hair mussed up and is heard saying “I could have been a contender!”
Ring announcer O’Malley declares Queen Hillary the Winner of the fight in two minutes and 10 seconds of the first round.
The real national championship fight is to take place on November 8, 2016 between two as yet unidentified Democratic and Republican pugilists, following a series of primary contests across the USA. The Democratic Party is currently split between the Clinton camp, the Obama camp and the really bat-shit crazy left wing loony tunes.
The biggest unanswered questions are, 1) has the Democratic Party become so corrupt as the fight game was in the 20th Century (fixed fights); 2) has the Democratic Party veered so far to the left that it is not the same political organization as in the 1950’s and 1960’s; 3) why does the African American, Jewish and Hispanic communities still support the incompetent Democratic Party; and 4) are Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton the best the Democratic Party has to offer?