Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque To Compete in LPGA Tour

by on 21/09/18 at 7:15 pm

Ivana Phuck hopes the next Olympics are held in the USA since she's already bought a tee shirt.

Ivana Phuque hopes the next LPGA Tour is held in the USA since she’s already bought a tee shirt.

Stockholm, Sweden – (satireworld.com)

Swedish Olympic Athlete Ivana Phuque, who has won speed skating medals in the Winter Olympics and pole vaulting medals in the Summer Olympics, has decided to expand her activities to include golf.  She will compete in the 2019 LPGA tour.

“I just love playing with balls,” said Ivana.  “I hold them in my hands and rub them and squeeze them and sometimes I even taste them.  While I loved the extra long poles from my Olympic days, I think that balls are important too.”

“I also like the woods and the irons.  They are firm and long and go so well with the balls.  They are just great together!  I like the strokes and the hole in ones, and I want to see what the reporters think of my birdies!  I’d also like to get out of the rough and feel the soft and gently surface of the green.”

“Tiger Woods used to be married to a Scandinavian woman named Elin.  She told me about her experiences with the hard woods and balls with Tiger, before he was caught cheating on her. It just sounds like fun!”

After playing on the LPGA tour for a season, Ivana Phuque admitted that she might like to try her hand at tennis before giving the WNBA a try because “the balls are bigger and darker.”

2 Responses to “Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque To Compete in LPGA Tour”

  1. Bargis

    Sep 21st, 2018

    Satireworld’s Anita Drink will like Avana

    • Jalapenoman

      Sep 21st, 2018

      I wonder when Ivana Phuque will try out for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders?

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