Unusual Cave Drawings Found In Sen. Diane Feinstein’s Cleavage

by on 03/10/18 at 10:13 am

Yes, according to several experts...Diane Feinstein does have cleavage, but only when she jumps.

Yes, according to several experts…Diane Feinstein does have cleavage, but only when she jumps.

Some are saying the time for a further role for Feinstein's senatorial career are over...especially after removing a 12 inch dildoe from her handbag and using it as a microphone at the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings.

Some are saying the time for a further role for Feinstein’s senatorial career are over…especially after removing a 12 inch dildoe from her handbag and using it as a microphone at the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings.

San Francisco, CA – (Satireworld.com)

California Senator Diane Feinstein (D-CA) had a recent physical and reports of the odd medical findings were leaked to FOX News. Doctors discovered she is carrying historical artifacts that she never knew she had….Prehistoric cave drawings between her breasts!

According to FOX News, Dr. Boris Kavanaugh, a John Hopkins physician, examined the long term politician and found small, hand-drawn frescoes under her breasts that revealed an interesting story line from what’s being considered a prehistoric viewpoint.

Dr. Kavanaugh revealed several photos of the drawings showing what appears to be a crude drawing of a dark-haired woman in a bearskin bikini seated at a stone table holding a stone cup. In the next frame a man wearing a fur hat and fur loincloth takes a seat next to her. In the last frame, they appear to be dancing together.

Anthropologists agree that it is a series of petroglyphs explaining an ancient mating custom similar to a modern day hook up.

Feinstein claims she has no explanation as to how the crude drawings became a part of her cleavage, but does recall a trip to Tijuana Mexico in 1959 where she spent some time at a local topless beach naked.

Feinstein made a short comment to the press concerning the Mexico trip back in 1959, “I recall some pretty sleazy-looking characters on the beach that day and I think some had ink pens in their pockets too.”



One Response to “Unusual Cave Drawings Found In Sen. Diane Feinstein’s Cleavage”

  1. Jalapenoman

    Oct 3rd, 2018

    Are you saying that this member of the Trio of Terror has Tattoos ‘tween her two titties? Sounds alliterative to me!

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