ArchivesTag : 2016

Nation Grateful That Hillary is Keeping Her Mouth Shut

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) While beltway pundits and reporters are upset that Hillary Clinton has been MIA when it comes to answering questions they would like to ask the presidential contender, most Americans are more than relieved that the former First Lady has decided to just zip it. According to a recent survey, nearly all […]

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Feminists Voting With Their Vaginas Force Changes to Voting Machines

NORTH CANTON, OH – (satireworld.com) It’s a foregone conclusion that all feminists are locked and loaded when it comes to voting for Hillary Clinton for president in 2016, regardless of scandals, criminal charges, or anything else that might come along that resembles any roadblock to their queen’s coronation.  So, with the bold admission from many […]

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Campaign Pimps Out Hillary For Favors If the Price is Right

BROOKLYN  – (satireworld.com) Just in time for Mother’s Day, hardcore backers of Hillary Clinton can enter a contest for a chance to have Hillary call the winner’s mom to wish her a Happy Mother’s Day. What could be better? And if you give them your email address (so they can bother you non-stop over the […]

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Hillary to Pose for Men’s Magazine in Attempt to Pump Up Flaccid Polls

CHAPPAQUA, NY – (satireworld.com) Worried about the attention Republican candidates for the presidency have been getting lately, as well as her own troubles in recent polls that show her not faring as well against most any Republican opponent, Hillary Clinton has decided to throw caution to the wind and pose for Hustler magazine. The magazine […]

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Hillary Claims The Bible is Book That Influenced Her Most, But Did It?

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) In an interview with Dianne Sawyer last summer, Hillary Clinton claimed that The Bible was the single most influential book of her life. Fearing Mrs. Clinton might have been pandering to her audience just for votes, we decided to delve a little deeper into this “Bible” she was referring to. […]

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Hillary Rethinking Presidential Run After Brushes With Everyday Americans

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) Meeting with campaign staffers in her Brooklyn headquarters following her latest disastrous trip to Iowa, Hillary Clinton called a “come to Jesus” meeting to discuss her political aspirations going forward. While the former First Lady still feels the Presidency should be bestowed upon her simply because it’s “her turn” and […]

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Hillary Takes Sniper Fire Upon Arriving in Iowa

DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Too busy investigating the hard news of Hillary Clinton’s road trip to Iowa, like who made her burrito bowl at the Chipotle in Ohio, reporters missed possibly the biggest story of her first pandering trip to the Hawkeye State. Upon arriving in Iowa and getting out of the Scooby Urban […]

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Hillary Road Trip Sparks Sales of Uncool Black Vans Among Democrat Voters

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA  – (satireworld.com) As the Hillary Clinton “Scooby” van hits the campaign trail in Iowa, easily swayed Democratic voters are flocking to car dealerships across the country in search of uncool, black vans similar to the one the former Secretary of State is cruising around in. Of course, none of the Democrats showing […]

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Clinton Camp Unsure How to Embrace Obama Administration

DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Now that the announcement has been made, that Hillary Clinton will run for President in 2016, the question for her campaign is how and how much should they embrace the Obama administration. There is much discussion among Hillary aides on the question of optics regarding this issue.

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Hillary to Announce Sunday She’s Wiped City of Benghazi Clean

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ahead of Sunday’s expected major announcement from Hillary Clinton, reports have leaked out that contradict what most insiders thought – that Hillary would announce her candidacy for the presidency in 2016. Instead, it appears that Mrs. Clinton will announce that she has wiped the entire city of Benghazi, Libya right off […]

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The Deletatron2016 Clinton Private Server – Now Available For Home Use

A COMMERCIAL PARODY – Imagine, if you will, the following read by Dan Aykroyd, Phil Hartman, Don Pardo, or any other professional announcer:

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Romney Adds Name to List of Politicians Who Can’t Make Up Their Minds

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) Former 2012 Presidential candidate Mitt Romney threw his name into the current mix of politicians who can’t seem to make up their minds whether or not they will run for President in 2016. The list is getting crowded and makes one wonder if the whole group has a commitment problem or is […]

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Hillary Clinton Gives Long-Winded Answers in Interview, Ages Dramatically During Q & A

CHICAGO, IL – (satireworld.com) During an interview at a medical conference, Former First Lady Hillary Clinton took so long answering probing questions with non-answers that a number of life changing events took place during the interview. Clinton herself looked worse for the wear after she finally stopped talking-to-hear-herself-speak, and many in the audience experienced a […]

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