ArchivesTag : 2016

iOS-Hillary 2.0 Will be as Buggy as First Version

NEW YORK  – (satireworld.com) In an attempt to make everyone forget the last two months of missteps on the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton wants a do-over. She will “reset” her presidential run with ANOTHER announcement this weekend on Roosevelt Island. Seems funny that the woman with the greatest name recognition in the world of politics […]

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Georgia Man Says He CAN Trust Hillary as Far as He Can Throw Her

ATHENS, GA – (satireworld.com) An Athens auto mechanic said today that he believes he CAN trust Hillary Clinton as far as he can throw her, but he makes no guarantees beyond that. Mrs. Clinton and her campaign have been rocked in recent weeks over what potential voters see as a lack of trustworthiness in the […]

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Marco Rubio: Is America Really Ready For a President With Four Traffic Tickets?

ORLANDO, FL – (satireworld.com) The Marco Rubio presidential campaign was rocked to its core today after the New York Times broke the shocking story that the Florida senator has received four traffic citations in the past eighteen years. Rubio and his inner circle are huddling tonight, in full damage control mode, to try and figure […]

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Hillary’s Test Results In; Allergic to Reporters, Everyday Americans

BROOKLYN  – (satireworld.com) The Hillary Clinton campaign has acknowledged what many have suspected – the former First Lady is allergic to journalists and American peasants. Skin tests were conducted at Johns Hopkins last week and the results were made public today. The diagnosis seems to explain Mrs. Clinton’s avoidance of all those not already within […]

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Debut of ‘Hillary Clinton: The Comic Book,’ Just Shoot Us Now

CHICAGO – (satireworld.com) The old adage “just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean you should” doesn’t apply to the Hillary Clinton campaign. Now the people at Bluewater Productions (no relation to the Whitewater or Blue Dress scandals) are launching a comic book chronicling the adventures of Mrs. Clinton as she fights against all odds […]

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South Carolina Woman Almost Fooled by Hillary’s Fake Southern Accent

COLUMBIA, SC During a campaign stop today, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton broke out her southern twang in a sad attempt to seem more relatable to the local folk. Many eyes rolled when she began using the accent, embarrassed that the former first lady actually thinks the tactic works in winning voters to her side. But […]

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Rappers Line Up 2 Endorse Hillary: “Time For a White Bitch to Run the Show”

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) If early indications hold true, Hillary Clinton already has the coveted rapper voting bloc all sewn up. So far, Waka Flocka Flame, Ja Rule, Snoop Dogg, A$AP Rocky, and others have announced they’ll be doing all they can to get the former Secretary of State elected in 2016. Jeb Bush […]

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Nation Grateful That Hillary is Keeping Her Mouth Shut

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) While beltway pundits and reporters are upset that Hillary Clinton has been MIA when it comes to answering questions they would like to ask the presidential contender, most Americans are more than relieved that the former First Lady has decided to just zip it. According to a recent survey, nearly all […]

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Feminists Voting With Their Vaginas Force Changes to Voting Machines

NORTH CANTON, OH – (satireworld.com) It’s a foregone conclusion that all feminists are locked and loaded when it comes to voting for Hillary Clinton for president in 2016, regardless of scandals, criminal charges, or anything else that might come along that resembles any roadblock to their queen’s coronation.  So, with the bold admission from many […]

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Campaign Pimps Out Hillary For Favors If the Price is Right

BROOKLYN  – (satireworld.com) Just in time for Mother’s Day, hardcore backers of Hillary Clinton can enter a contest for a chance to have Hillary call the winner’s mom to wish her a Happy Mother’s Day. What could be better? And if you give them your email address (so they can bother you non-stop over the […]

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Hillary to Pose for Men’s Magazine in Attempt to Pump Up Flaccid Polls

CHAPPAQUA, NY – (satireworld.com) Worried about the attention Republican candidates for the presidency have been getting lately, as well as her own troubles in recent polls that show her not faring as well against most any Republican opponent, Hillary Clinton has decided to throw caution to the wind and pose for Hustler magazine. The magazine […]

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Hillary Claims The Bible is Book That Influenced Her Most, But Did It?

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) In an interview with Dianne Sawyer last summer, Hillary Clinton claimed that The Bible was the single most influential book of her life. Fearing Mrs. Clinton might have been pandering to her audience just for votes, we decided to delve a little deeper into this “Bible” she was referring to. […]

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Hillary Rethinking Presidential Run After Brushes With Everyday Americans

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) Meeting with campaign staffers in her Brooklyn headquarters following her latest disastrous trip to Iowa, Hillary Clinton called a “come to Jesus” meeting to discuss her political aspirations going forward. While the former First Lady still feels the Presidency should be bestowed upon her simply because it’s “her turn” and […]

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Hillary Takes Sniper Fire Upon Arriving in Iowa

DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Too busy investigating the hard news of Hillary Clinton’s road trip to Iowa, like who made her burrito bowl at the Chipotle in Ohio, reporters missed possibly the biggest story of her first pandering trip to the Hawkeye State. Upon arriving in Iowa and getting out of the Scooby Urban […]

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Hillary Road Trip Sparks Sales of Uncool Black Vans Among Democrat Voters

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA  – (satireworld.com) As the Hillary Clinton “Scooby” van hits the campaign trail in Iowa, easily swayed Democratic voters are flocking to car dealerships across the country in search of uncool, black vans similar to the one the former Secretary of State is cruising around in. Of course, none of the Democrats showing […]

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Clinton Camp Unsure How to Embrace Obama Administration

DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Now that the announcement has been made, that Hillary Clinton will run for President in 2016, the question for her campaign is how and how much should they embrace the Obama administration. There is much discussion among Hillary aides on the question of optics regarding this issue.

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Hillary to Announce Sunday She’s Wiped City of Benghazi Clean

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ahead of Sunday’s expected major announcement from Hillary Clinton, reports have leaked out that contradict what most insiders thought – that Hillary would announce her candidacy for the presidency in 2016. Instead, it appears that Mrs. Clinton will announce that she has wiped the entire city of Benghazi, Libya right off […]

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The Deletatron2016 Clinton Private Server – Now Available For Home Use

A COMMERCIAL PARODY – Imagine, if you will, the following read by Dan Aykroyd, Phil Hartman, Don Pardo, or any other professional announcer:

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Romney Adds Name to List of Politicians Who Can’t Make Up Their Minds

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) Former 2012 Presidential candidate Mitt Romney threw his name into the current mix of politicians who can’t seem to make up their minds whether or not they will run for President in 2016. The list is getting crowded and makes one wonder if the whole group has a commitment problem or is […]

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Winner Announced In Chelsea Clinton Dry Humping Challenge

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) The results are in and a winner has been announced in the First Annual ‘Chelsea Clinton Dry Humping Challenge!’

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Hillary Clinton Gives Long-Winded Answers in Interview, Ages Dramatically During Q & A

CHICAGO, IL – (satireworld.com) During an interview at a medical conference, Former First Lady Hillary Clinton took so long answering probing questions with non-answers that a number of life changing events took place during the interview. Clinton herself looked worse for the wear after she finally stopped talking-to-hear-herself-speak, and many in the audience experienced a […]

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