ArchivesTag : ACORN
Facebook To Take Control Of United States Elections In 2014
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Beginning with the 2014 mid-term elections, Facebook will take over the voting and poll stations in the United States. Instead of voters having to leave their homes and drive to their local school, fire station, city hall, or other building to vote, they will be able to log on to their [...]
Full StoryObama Vows to Save London’s Olympics: Mandates 10,000 New TSA Agents Will Be Sent to UK
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) With the announcement that UK officials woefully underestimated the need for security for the upcoming Olympics by over 50%, President Obama renewed an old business deal from 1939 announcing the latest twist to the famous ‘lend/lease’ deal which pulled Britain from the brink of defeat at the start of WWII.
Full StoryFinally, Proof Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi Are Dead…Both Registered To Vote In Chicago
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.
Full Story‘Occupy Wall Street’ Exposed! Mere Puppets For The Socialist Party-Thousands Duped!
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) The ‘usefull fools’ brigade is out in full force once again in downtown Manhattan. Thousands of eager, but skillfully duped young people are protesting democratic government, capitalism, and a few other fruitcake ideas to keep the mix interesting. But once you look behind the scenes of scruffy kids and half-baked [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Wednesday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I see people wearing their ball caps backwards. What are they trying to do, keep the sun off their neck? Lavant Avant Bugsasqwakey, Florida
Full StoryOprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama Request Barack and Stedman Graham To Appear With Them On Jerry Springer Show
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Oprah Winfrey, the woman who bought the presidential election for Barack Obama in 2008, has announced that she will appear with First Lady Michelle Obama on The Jerry Springer Show. She and Michelle have requested that Barack Obama and Stedman Graham (Oprah’s boyfriend and fiance for over twenty years) appear with [...]
Full StoryDoomsday! Obama Gets Set to Launch ‘Operation Chaos!’
FEMA Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) In a shocking breach of security, reports have leaked out that Obama is prepared to activate his “Doomsday” plan to insure his re election under the guise of a ‘National Emergency” which would threaten the stability of the United States of America!
Full StoryObama Seeks To Add Teleprompter Tampering To Patriot Act Due To “First Fart” Incident
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama announced this morning that he will ask Congress and the Justice Department to do what is necessary to add “Teleprompter Tampering” to the National Security offenses listed in the Patriot Act. This decision comes in the wake of last week’s “First Fart” incident in Dover, Delaware. On [...]
Full StoryCrazy Convicted Killer Walks Away From Fairgrounds… Gets caught with a Corn Dog and a Gun
SPOKANE, Wash. – (SatireWorld.com) Days after an insane killer escaped from a field trip organized by his mental hospital, the union that represents mental hospital patients said it had become concerned about the type of places that are allowed to be visited as approved by the hospital administrators.
Full StoryAmerican Legion Outsourced To India
Mumbai, India – (SatireWorld.com) The American Legion, a Congressionally funded and Government sponsored organization for United States War Veterans, will be outsourced to India due to budget restrictions. They join such groups as The Daughters of the American Revolution (D.A.R.), the American Civil Liberties Union (A.C.L.U.), the Veteran’s of Foreign Wars (V.F.W.), and Captain America [...]
Full StoryGhetto Gang Mutha’s Day Celebrations Turn Violent
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Homies in the ghetto who are unable to read, write, and comprehend English (preferring Ebonics) decided to celebrate Mutha’s Day in typical low-life fashion. “Pop a Cap At Whitey For Mom” became the official activity as the streets of many inner cities ran with blood on what is typically a peaceful [...]
Full StoryBarack Obama And His Czars Unveil Plan To Re-write The US Constitution
Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Within sight of the 1776 Constitutional Hall, President Barack Hussein Obama, announced that he and twenty-five of his most loyal czar appointees, have taken on the task of re-writing the entire United States Constitution while in a Philadelphia waffle and chicken restaurant located in a rundown area of Philadelphia.
Full StoryACORN Adopts Pink Floyd Song As New Democratic Theme
Chicago, IL-(satireworld.com) ACORN, the admitted brownshirts of the Obama administration, has adopted a song from rock group Pink Floyd as the new theme song for the Democratic Party and their underprivileged, economically challenged, handout receiving masses.
Full StoryGlenn Beck Audience At Record Levels – Liberals Stunned
New York City-(SatireWorld.com) The FOX television show Glenn Beck has surged upward in viewership the last few weeks with the industries Nomitron Ratings at an unheard of 9.4 high. The only other broadcast to hit anywhere near this mark was Kennedy’s assassination, the moon landing in 1969, and Princess Diana’s death. Currently, the GB Show [...]
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