ArchivesTag : Afghanistan
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com) Despite recent revelations (no surprise to SW readers) the Obama Chicago Political Machine now in control of DC, continues to pour millions in fresh minted C-notes into the hands of the corrupt leader of Afghanistan in order for him to maintain ‘the Chicago Way’ in his war torn, pre-historic country now [...]Full Story
Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the second annual "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day" hoping to capitalize on recent events that show American forces leaving soon and the threat of reprisals against one-time Afghan/American allies proving more to be a legitimate concern.Full Story
Obamaland, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Downtown Chicago, including Lake Shore Drive, is preparing to defend itself against ugly demonstrations planned by the Taliban and OWS activists during the May 1-21 Obama/NATO Fundraiser hosted by Hussein Obama at the $1m a plate dinner to be held in the Empire Room of the famous Drake Hotel.Full Story
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com) Hamid Karzai, CEO and family patriarch of Karzai LLC, president of the wasteland known as Afghanistan, the biggest welfare state in America, announced a shut down of the family’s varied business interests which in effect shut down the entire country.Full Story
Obama Touts First Economic Success: Opium Production Up 61%, Taliban Unemployment Down 15% in Afghanistan!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Ever eager to tout just one economic achievement and to show a profit on just one Government Investment, President Obama called a national press conference to announce to the American Taxpayer, “See, I told you….I am not a LOSER,’ as he crowed over his administration’s success in Afghanistan.Full Story
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) As hundreds of Toyota pick-up trucks delivered furnishings and military equipment to the new Afghanistan Taliban embassy on Washington, DC’s ‘K’ Street address, the United States State Department sent over a house warming gift of a dozen bagels and assorted fruits.Full Story
Kabul, Afghanistan NATO forces confirmed today that a US Air Force F-16 shot down an Iranian fighter after it crossed over into Afghanistan air space after ignoring requests that it turn around.Full Story
Karzai Vows to Raise Afghan Debt Ceiling, Tax Tanning Booths, Gun Sales, after Assassination Of Brother Cuts off Heroin Cash Flow!
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com) The assassination of President Hamid Karzai’s brother, Ahmed Wali, has thrown the Afghan nation into an economic crisis with Karzai now saying unless he can raise the debt ceiling and borrow more money while raising the income tax from 0 to 87% he will be unable to pay monthly checks to [...]Full Story
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) An ever magnanimous Barrack Bin Bama, standing before a total of six (6) US Flags, and an enlarged copy of his ‘birth certificate, in case anyone forgot he was a NATURAL BORN PATRIOT, delivered a major policy speech pledging millions of untold, and unfunded taxpayer dollars to the ‘beleaguered’ countries [...]Full Story
Kabul, Aghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) Feeling the political pressure from the liberal White House and members of the Congress who supported the newly authorized role for gays, the US Army has sent the first all homosexual fighting battalion into battle with orders to capture a village in the remote tribal area of Afghanistan.Full Story
. Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the official "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day." Swarming into remote mountain villages the armed Taliban forced villagers at gunpoint to eat their own crap in order to show their"true submission to Mohammed"….said Ziki Al-Ghabouni, a spokesman for [...]Full Story
The White House-(satireworld.com) Celebrating his first and only executive success since he was elected, President Obama is sending VP Joe Biden and Trade Envoy Hho Nhu Bill Wen to Afghanistan to help celebrate Harmid Karzai’s ever expanding empire of capitalistic enterprises. Karzi, who is an enthusiastic supporter of Christmas, especially the gift giving part, has [...]Full Story
New York City-(SatireWorld.com) As part of liberal ABC’s TV newfound rush to understand the mistreated minorities of the world, an outreach program has been initiated where various clandestine leaders of terror organizatrions have been invited to publically explain the reasons behind their sordid images, and hopefully help install confidence against their waning self-esteem. On this [...]Full Story