ArchivesTag : Al Gore
Anchorage Sets New Snowfall Record – Al Gore Unavailable For Comment!
Anchorage, Alaska – (SatireWorld.com) Snow for 232 straight days…it took over 30 years for Anchorage to set a new record for the longest snow season on record.
Full StorySupport for Broken Boston Pours in from White House: Obama Promises ‘flyover’ Soon to Show Support!
Boston,MA – (SatireWorld.com) While president Barack Obama has yet to make a public appearance concerning the apparent terror attack in Boston leaving several dead and at least a hundred maimed, the White House announced that in a show of support and solidarity he would commission a symbolic ‘flyover’ in Air Force 1 on his way [...]
Full StoryAl Gore, World’s Fattest Fool, Pretends UK is Tropical Paradise over Easter!
Cambridge (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) It appears only fitting that the world’s biggest fool, Al Gore, was on hand to bask in the excitement of the annual Oxford/Cambridge race on the Thames coinciding with the first day of summer, daylight savings time, and of course April fools day.
Full StoryAl Gore Heads To Dubai To Pick Up His $500 Million Dollar al Jazerra Check and Steps In A Mess!
Dubai,(UAE) – (SatireWorld.com) The shit has been running non stop down hill in this mega pseudo Disney Land for the Mega Rich and “Look I’m Famous” crowd with announcements that billions of gallons of raw sewerage is being pumped directly into the ocean and then washed up on the beaches!
Full StoryWhite House Releases Obama’s Selections For 2013 Presidential Medal of Freedom; Hanoi Jane and Madalyn Murray O’Hair Top List
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In a White House News Conference, a press secretary released the list of Barack Obama’s 2013 selections for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The award, given since 1963, is the highest civilian honor given in the United States, ranking it with the Congressional Medal of Honor given by Congress to [...]
Full StoryBiden Unchained! Journalists Shot in Foot During VP Conference on New Gun Laws!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) URGENT! News conference on Assault Weapons goes horribly wrong as VP sprays room during demonstration! 52 Main Stream media journalists in hospital after being shot in foot!
Full StoryEx-Current TV Staffers Say “Boss Was a Bullshitter”as Al Gore Really Goes Green
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Yesterday morning, the shell shocked staff at Current TV was called to an all hands staff meeting at its San Francisco headquarters, which was teleconferenced to their offices in LA and NYC, to meet their new bosses.
Full StoryAl Jazeera Cleans House, Announces New Fall Lineup!
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Shortly after Al Gore capitalized on his ‘wind’ fall profits from the failing Current TV by selling out to Al Jazeera, the middle east answer to the New York Times, the new owners announced their new fall programming.
Full StoryAfter Reading Facebook Valued At $95 Billion, Internet Inventor Al Gore Sues For Unpaid Royalties
Oakridge, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Former United States Vice President and Internet inventor Al Gore filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court against Facebook. Gore claims that the social networking giant, which was recently valued at $95 billion, has never paid him the 2% royalty that he should be receiving.
Full StoryFirst, Fisker Motor Cars, Now Al Gore’s Current TV’s Lack Of Viewers Causes Cable Giant To Consider Cancellation
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) First, it was Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network that tettered on bankruptcy, now Al Gore’s Current TV has even bigger problems to deal with than a potential lawsuit from fired news anchor and full-time douchebag Keith Olbermann…namely not getting kicked off Time Warner Cable for low ratings.
Full StoryChu on This! Secretary of Energy Says He Gets “A” for Doubling Gas Prices!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) University of California Graduate, Climate Change Proselytizer and Nobel Prize winner Steven Chu, who doesn’t own a car, told a Congressional hearing that he deserves ‘stellar’ marks for guiding gas prices from $1.85 a gallon to $3.85 during his tenure in the Obama administration.
Full StoryMERDE! Volt Fails, Idiot Savant Obama Doubles Down on Citroen/Peugeot Deal with Taxpayer Money!
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Failed entrepreneur of the year, (the list is endless) CEO Barry Obama, announced that he has directed Government Motors (GM) to ‘double down’ on it’s failed business plan by abandoning the Chevy Volt, and moving into the EU with a 7% stake in Citroen/Peugeot in order to ‘share increasing losses with our [...]
Full StoryObama S*****s Another Brick as Tesla Motors & Fisker About to Collapse!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s goals to create hybrid electric cars, most with taxpayer funds or with complicit Administration backing, seems to have hit a bump in the road as both Tesla and Fisker continue to struggle with production problems.
Full StoryAfter Receiving $500 Million Loan, Al Gore Backed Fisker Electric Motor Car Company Lays Off Workers
Wilmington, DE – (SatireWorld.com) In yet another setback for President Obama’s clean energy loan programs, the recipient of more than a half-billion dollars in federal loan guarantees is laying off workers at their Delaware and California operations. This comes on the heels of other energy failures in which of the top dozen solar companies that [...]
Full StoryObama Loans Al Gore’s Electric Car Company Millions To Build Cars In….. Finland?
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the approval of the corrupt Obama administration, an electric car company that received a $529 million federal government loan guarantee is assembling its first line of cars in Finland, saying it could not find a non-union facility in the United States capable of doing the work.
Full StoryThe Incredible Shrinking Penis: Global Warming Blamed Again by Mad Scientists!
Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com)) Well, just when you thought you had heard it all and regretted sleeping through Biology class, new claims have emerged from Global Warming Alarmists who upon finding they couldn’t see their PUD when bending over to put their Birkenstocks on, now blame their loss of man hood on nature and rising [...]
Full StoryAl Gore ‘hot’ After Being Denied Insurance Against “Spontaneous Human Combustion!”
Coal Smelt, Tennessee (SatireWorld.com) Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against “Spontaneous Human Combustion” based on the determination he suffers from a ‘pre existing condition’ according to a spokesman for the gaseous multi-billionaire on Gore’s self promotional TV network, “Current TV.”
Full StoryBBC Adds “AC-DC” Reality Sex Show, Drops Popular US Christian Comedy “B.C.-A.D” As Being “Racist!”
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) During a little noticed item which appeared only in the bottom fold of the Daily Mail, BBC programmers have announced that they have dropped the popular American Comedy show “B.C.” based on a Colonial Comic strip, and instead have substituted a bi-sexual reality show called AC-DC.
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