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After Reading Facebook Valued At $95 Billion, Internet Inventor Al Gore Sues For Unpaid Royalties
Oakridge, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Former United States Vice President and Internet inventor Al Gore filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court against Facebook. Gore claims that the social networking giant, which was recently valued at $95 billion, has never paid him the 2% royalty that he should be receiving.
Full StoryFirst, Fisker Motor Cars, Now Al Gore’s Current TV’s Lack Of Viewers Causes Cable Giant To Consider Cancellation
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) First, it was Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network that tettered on bankruptcy, now Al Gore’s Current TV has even bigger problems to deal with than a potential lawsuit from fired news anchor and full-time douchebag Keith Olbermann…namely not getting kicked off Time Warner Cable for low ratings.
Full StoryChu on This! Secretary of Energy Says He Gets “A” for Doubling Gas Prices!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) University of California Graduate, Climate Change Proselytizer and Nobel Prize winner Steven Chu, who doesn’t own a car, told a Congressional hearing that he deserves ‘stellar’ marks for guiding gas prices from $1.85 a gallon to $3.85 during his tenure in the Obama administration.
Full StoryMERDE! Volt Fails, Idiot Savant Obama Doubles Down on Citroen/Peugeot Deal with Taxpayer Money!
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Failed entrepreneur of the year, (the list is endless) CEO Barry Obama, announced that he has directed Government Motors (GM) to ‘double down’ on it’s failed business plan by abandoning the Chevy Volt, and moving into the EU with a 7% stake in Citroen/Peugeot in order to ‘share increasing losses with our [...]
Full StoryObama S*****s Another Brick as Tesla Motors & Fisker About to Collapse!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s goals to create hybrid electric cars, most with taxpayer funds or with complicit Administration backing, seems to have hit a bump in the road as both Tesla and Fisker continue to struggle with production problems.
Full StoryAfter Receiving $500 Million Loan, Al Gore Backed Fisker Electric Motor Car Company Lays Off Workers
Wilmington, DE – (SatireWorld.com) In yet another setback for President Obama’s clean energy loan programs, the recipient of more than a half-billion dollars in federal loan guarantees is laying off workers at their Delaware and California operations. This comes on the heels of other energy failures in which of the top dozen solar companies that [...]
Full StoryExposed! Al Gore’s Global Warming Theory Based Solely on His Rectal Temperature, Male Menopause and “Hot Flashes”
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The Global Warming theory espoused by Al Gore, hundreds of scientists being paid mega research grants to back up the world’s largest ‘gas bag’, and left wing demagogues using scare tactics to extort billions from independent manufacturing companies, is beginning to unravel as investigators penetrate the disgraceful lies perpetrated on [...]
Full StoryObama Loans Al Gore’s Electric Car Company Millions To Build Cars In….. Finland?
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the approval of the corrupt Obama administration, an electric car company that received a $529 million federal government loan guarantee is assembling its first line of cars in Finland, saying it could not find a non-union facility in the United States capable of doing the work.
Full StoryThe Incredible Shrinking Penis: Global Warming Blamed Again by Mad Scientists!
Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com)) Well, just when you thought you had heard it all and regretted sleeping through Biology class, new claims have emerged from Global Warming Alarmists who upon finding they couldn’t see their PUD when bending over to put their Birkenstocks on, now blame their loss of man hood on nature and rising [...]
Full StoryGore Calls it a Day: Moves Solar Powered Dildo Company to China!
Goreville, TN – (SatireWorld.com) The Jolly Green Giant of Global Warming admitted defeat today, saying he was closing his 2 year old ‘stimulus’ venture and laying off the 3 employees, declaring bankruptcy and defaulting on $600M in government backed loans.
Full StoryAl Gore ‘hot’ After Being Denied Insurance Against “Spontaneous Human Combustion!”
Coal Smelt, Tennessee (SatireWorld.com) Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against “Spontaneous Human Combustion” based on the determination he suffers from a ‘pre existing condition’ according to a spokesman for the gaseous multi-billionaire on Gore’s self promotional TV network, “Current TV.”
Full StoryBBC Adds “AC-DC” Reality Sex Show, Drops Popular US Christian Comedy “B.C.-A.D” As Being “Racist!”
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) During a little noticed item which appeared only in the bottom fold of the Daily Mail, BBC programmers have announced that they have dropped the popular American Comedy show “B.C.” based on a Colonial Comic strip, and instead have substituted a bi-sexual reality show called AC-DC.
Full StoryHeadline News Round-Up:Saturday, September 17th – Space Junk-Al Gore-Dancing Chickens-Tiger Woods-Barbie
September 17th Edition – 2011 (SatireWorld.com) Reporter Walter Bucket’s News Briefs From Around The World…..
Full StoryAl Gore Blames Global Warming as Divorce Heats Up ; Claims Even Tipper “the Iceberg” Beginning to Melt
While some would claim no news is good news, it doesn’t pertain to the ever gaseous Al “Mr. Green” Gore, who insiders are saying is getting ‘overheated’ as his divorce appears to be going no where fast and will ultimately be decided by a family court judge and could rest on ‘a hanging chad!”
Full StoryDebbie Wasserman-Schultz Seeks Treatment For Tea Party Panic Attacks
Boca Raton, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Democratic National Chairperson, Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was tasered and taken to Perriwinkle Rest Home after friends and neighbors claimed she was delusional and a threat to herself and society.
Full StoryMiracle: Siegfried Sans Roy Makes Al Gore Disappear!
Las Vegas, Nevada – (SatireWorld.com) In a special one night performance in New York City, Siegfried Fishbacher did a one-man magic show to raise funds for a charity that he and his partner, Roy Horn have supported for years. Roy Horn was there, but sitting in the audience holding a half-grown tiger with a silly [...]
Full StoryWhole Country Getting Fatter Says Kirstie Alley!
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Study after study agree with her findings, according to fat actress, Kirstie Alley, who says she has now passed the size of her friend “Norm” on Cheers.
Full StoryTipper Gore: Al Gore Was Going Through Menopause
Goreville, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Al Gore’s wife Tipper who split with the former presidential candidate last year, has recently told personal friends that this whole “Global Warming” thing is because her husband is going through menopause.
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