ArchivesTag : Al Gore

‘UK Ministry For Big Oil Relations’ As New Brit PM Scorns Eco-Truther Crap

London, UK – (SatireWorld.com) “Bollocks to global warming is now official UK government policy,” a spokesperson at the newly-created Ministry for Big Oil Relations said today as new British Prime Minister Theresa May wielded the ax to the Tories’ long term flagshit shop window, the Department for the Environment and Climate Change.

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Vince Foster ‘Found Out Something Disgusting About Al Gore’: Report

New York – (Satireworld.com) “Just ONE thing? Must have been a lousy lawyer – or numerically dyslectic!” That’s an investigator’s considered opinion about recent headlines describing how former Clinton White House deputy legal counsel and ex-Rose Law partner Vince Foster was discovered RIP at a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia, parking lot in a classic, two-bullet […]

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Presidential Candidate Bernie Saunders Has First Bowel Movement in 20 Years

Oxford, MA – (satireworld.com) Presidential candidate Bernie Saunders (D-commie) has successfully completed his first complete ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine. In recent years Saunders had been plagued with chronic intestinal problems and has sought relief from specialists across the country but to no avail.

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Obama Has Climate Change Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With Earth Day approaching this week, President Obama is escalating his fear-mongering tactics about the damage Climate Change is doing to our planet. In fact, the President sent millions of his supporters into a panicked frenzy today by tweeting the ominous message: “This is the only planet we’ve got.” The shocking […]

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Winter Weather Frustrates Al Gore After Record Cold Snap Breaks 100 Year Records

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com) Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a wave after wave of extreme cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser, Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 7,000 […]

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Obama Blames “Icelandic Tourism” for Climate Change

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced that President Obama will hold a press conference in the White House Rose Garden to explain the problems his administration will be facing in the last two years of his presidency. Paramount will be a new theory of Global Warming/Climate Change that explains why the […]

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Captain America Claims…”Once You Look Closely, Climate Change Guru Nuttier Than a Snickers Bar”

Mumbai, Idia – (satireworld.com) International Climate Change Guru and multi millionaire Rajendra Pachauri is under fire again, this time in relation to his just published Romance Novel ‘Return to Almora’ detailing his many conquests while acting as a train conductor.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #132

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Man Gored At Annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

Nashville, Tenn – (satireworld.com) One man was recently gored by a bull in the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The injury was to the buttocks and the man will be okay after minor stitches and recovery.

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Dracula’s Castle For Sale in Transylvania

Transylvania,Romania – (satireworld.com) The famous Dracula’s Castle, the Transylvania landmark once home of Vlad the Impaler and also known as Bran Castle, is up for sale in Romania. The sale price is estimated to be about $150 million in U.S. dollars.

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215 Months and Still No Global Warming

Somewhere in Al Gore-land – (satireworld.com) I’ve been waiting Al Gore! You promised palm trees and water slides at the North Pole for the last several yerars and I’m beginning to think your pants are on fire!

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SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: “Slothicane!”

Boca Raton, FL – (satireworld.com) TV executives from the SyFy Channel are excited after receiving great ratings for the latest Sharknado offering and have already announced a new project, Slothicane!

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Zingers: Politics and Government

(satireworld.com) Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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Martha’s Vineyard Residents: Obama is a bigger threat to us than Global Warming!

Martha’s Vineyard, MA – (satireworld.com) After a long cold winter caused by Al Gore’s hoax ‘global cooling’, suffering residents on Martha’s Vineyard where left shocked , dazed, confused and generally ‘pissed’ when Barack declared he and the FAMILY would be extending their annual island vacation by one week this year!

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Lorax and Al Gore in Twitter War Over Credit for Global Warming Hoax

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The Lorax and Al Gore have become engaged in a bitter war of words on Twitter as to who has done more for environmental awareness and advancement of the bullshit known as Global Warming. The Former Vice-President threw down the gauntlet yesterday when he called Mr. Lorax a short, […]

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Global Warming Blamed For Women’s Worldwide Vagina Cool Down

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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Agricultural Department Employee Becomes First Federal Employee Actually Fired Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) It finally happened. A federal employee was fired today becoming the first federal employee to be terminated since 2009. Even after the debacle of Obamacare and Sibelious. Even after IRS lies and deceit. Even after incompetence killed four US citizens in Benghazi. Even after billions of dollars were shoveled down empty […]

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Obamacare Navigator Could Be key in solving Flight 370 Mystery!

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) After missing for 8 days with 239 passengers, Malaysian airlines flight 370 is now widely believed to have been taken over by a rogue pilot and bogus navigator, may turn out to be tied in with Obamacare, Chicago, and an Obamacare terrorist Navigator!

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Where Has All the Hot Air Gone?

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) Professor Dr. ME Schmuck of the Al Gore Institute (AGI) has been designated as AGI’s spokesman to explain why the concept of manmade Global Warming/Climate Change is still relevant. AGI located in Nashville TN was founded by former Democratic Vice President Gore in 2002, following his loss in the hotly […]

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Record Winter Cold Has Al Gore Worried As Book and Movie Profits Crumble

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com) Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a series of deep cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 77,000 acre Tennessee […]

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Christie proposes new traffic study at Meadowlands ‘if CNN doesn’t get off my Arse!”

Trenton, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) Besieged NJ Governor Chris Crispy (sic) said he’s had enough piling on from CNN, CNBC and the NJ Democratic legislature and vowed, “time for a traffic study Feb 2 on Exit 16 of the NJ Turnpike!”

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Gore, HHS, EPA Double Down on Global Warming; ignore US about to be “Fukushimed!”

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Thanks to amateur nuclear hobbyists it appears that the downplayed threat from the Japanese meltdown of it’s nuclear plant has already hit beaches in San Francisco while Obama’s cabinet officials continue to play down the findings of the potential disaster.

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Al Gore Caught Up In Big Lifestyle Change Drama…Has First Bowel Movement In 20 Years!

Oxford, MA – (SatireWorld.cvom) Former Vice President Al Gore has successfully completed his first ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine.

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Progressives Dick-tate Mandate for new “Super Condom”; Put $ Where Their Mouth Is!

Manchester (UK)- (SatireWorld.com) ” Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and now Super Lubricated!” Graphene is now the Super Condom developed by progressives to ease the pain of ObamaCare, Global Warming, EPA mandates, Harry Reid’s Nuclear Option and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

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UN Climate Report Hilarious Says Top MIT Scientist

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Not all scientists are panicking about global warming — one of them finds the alarmism “hilarious.”

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DWS Refuses to touch A. Weiner, but admits she did have an erotic encounter with an Electric Eel which curled her hair!

Boa Raton, FL – (SatireWorld.com) D&C national chairman Debbie Washerwoman Schultz (DWS) refused to get drawn into taking a position on Anthony Weiner’s run for mayor of NYC saying “We’re not touching Weiner right now with so many other phony scandals to defend against!” (too many pricks in the fire, eh?)

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Anchorage Sets New Snowfall Record – Al Gore Unavailable For Comment!

Anchorage, Alaska – (SatireWorld.com) Snow for 232 straight days…it took over 30 years for Anchorage to set a new record for the longest snow season on record.

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Support for Broken Boston Pours in from White House: Obama Promises ‘flyover’ Soon to Show Support!

Boston,MA – (SatireWorld.com) While president Barack Obama has yet to make a public appearance concerning the apparent terror attack in Boston leaving several dead and at least a hundred maimed, the White House announced that in a show of support and solidarity he would commission a symbolic ‘flyover’ in Air Force 1 on his way […]

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Al Gore, World’s Fattest Fool, Pretends UK is Tropical Paradise over Easter!

Cambridge (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) It appears only fitting that the world’s biggest fool, Al Gore, was on hand to bask in the excitement of the annual Oxford/Cambridge race on the Thames coinciding with the first day of summer, daylight savings time, and of course April fools day.

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Al Gore Heads To Dubai To Pick Up His $500 Million Dollar al Jazerra Check and Steps In A Mess!

Dubai,(UAE) – (SatireWorld.com) The shit has been running non stop down hill in this mega pseudo Disney Land for the Mega Rich and “Look I’m Famous” crowd with announcements that billions of gallons of raw sewerage is being pumped directly into the ocean and then washed up on the beaches!

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