ArchivesTag : Al Gore

White House Releases Obama’s Selections For 2016 Presidential Medal of Freedom; Hanoi Jane and Madalyn Murray O’Hair Top List

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In a White House News Conference, a press secretary released the list of Barack Obama’s 2016 selections for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The award, given since 1963, is the highest civilian honor given in the United States, ranking it with the Congressional Medal of Honor given by Congress to […]

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Biden Unchained! Journalists Shot in Foot During VP Conference on New Gun Laws!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) URGENT! News conference on Assault Weapons goes horribly wrong as VP sprays room during demonstration! 52 Main Stream media journalists in hospital after being shot in foot!

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Ex-Current TV Staffers Say “Boss Was a Bullshitter”as Al Gore Really Goes Green

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Yesterday morning, the shell shocked staff at Current TV was called to an all hands staff meeting at its San Francisco headquarters, which was teleconferenced to their offices in LA and NYC, to meet their new bosses.

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Al Jazeera Cleans House, Announces New Fall Lineup!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Shortly after Al Gore capitalized on his ‘wind’ fall profits from the failing Current TV by selling out to Al Jazeera, the middle east answer to the New York Times, the new owners announced their new fall programming.

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After Reading Facebook Valued At $95 Billion, Internet Inventor Al Gore Sues For Unpaid Royalties

Oakridge, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Former United States Vice President and Internet inventor Al Gore filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court against Facebook. Gore claims that the social networking giant, which was recently valued at $95 billion, has never paid him the 2% royalty that he should be receiving.

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First, Fisker Motor Cars, Now Al Gore’s Current TV’s Lack Of Viewers Causes Cable Giant To Consider Cancellation

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) First, it was Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network that tettered on bankruptcy, now Al Gore’s Current TV has even bigger problems to deal with than a potential lawsuit from fired news anchor and full-time douchebag Keith Olbermann…namely not getting kicked off Time Warner Cable for low ratings.

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Chu on This! Secretary of Energy Says He Gets “A” for Doubling Gas Prices!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) University of California Graduate, Climate Change Proselytizer and Nobel Prize winner Steven Chu, who doesn’t own a car, told a Congressional hearing that he deserves ‘stellar’ marks for guiding gas prices from $1.85 a gallon to $3.85 during his tenure in the Obama administration.

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MERDE! Volt Fails, Idiot Savant Obama Doubles Down on Citroen/Peugeot Deal with Taxpayer Money!

Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Failed entrepreneur of the year, (the list is endless) CEO Barry Obama, announced that he has directed Government Motors (GM) to ‘double down’ on it’s failed business plan by abandoning the Chevy Volt, and moving into the EU with a 7% stake in Citroen/Peugeot in order to ‘share increasing losses with our […]

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Obama S*****s Another Brick as Tesla Motors & Fisker About to Collapse!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s goals to create hybrid electric cars, most with taxpayer funds or with complicit Administration backing, seems to have hit a bump in the road as both Tesla and Fisker continue to struggle with production problems.

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After Receiving $500 Million Loan, Al Gore Backed Fisker Electric Motor Car Company Lays Off Workers

Wilmington, DE – (SatireWorld.com) In yet another setback for President Obama’s clean energy loan programs, the recipient of more than a half-billion dollars in federal loan guarantees is laying off workers at their Delaware and California operations. This comes on the heels of other energy failures in which of the top dozen solar companies that […]

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Obama Loans Al Gore’s Electric Car Company Millions To Build Cars In….. Finland?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the approval of the corrupt Obama administration, an electric car company that received a $529 million federal government loan guarantee is assembling its first line of cars in Finland, saying it could not find a non-union facility in the United States capable of doing the work.

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The Incredible Shrinking Penis: Global Warming Blamed Again by Mad Scientists!

Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com)) Well, just when you thought you had heard it all and regretted sleeping through Biology class, new claims have emerged from Global Warming Alarmists who upon finding they couldn’t see their PUD when bending over to put their Birkenstocks on, now blame their loss of man hood on nature and rising […]

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Al Gore ‘hot’ After Being Denied Insurance Against “Spontaneous Human Combustion!”

Coal Smelt, Tennessee (SatireWorld.com) Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against “Spontaneous Human Combustion” based on the determination he suffers from a ‘pre existing condition’ according to a spokesman for the gaseous multi-billionaire on Gore’s self promotional TV network, “Current TV.”

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BBC Adds “AC-DC” Reality Sex Show, Drops Popular US Christian Comedy “B.C.-A.D” As Being “Racist!”

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) During a little noticed item which appeared only in the bottom fold of the Daily Mail, BBC programmers have announced that they have dropped the popular American Comedy show “B.C.” based on a Colonial Comic strip, and instead have substituted a bi-sexual reality show called AC-DC.

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Al Gore Blames Global Warming as Divorce Heats Up ; Claims Even Tipper “the Iceberg” Beginning to Melt

While some would claim no news is good news, it doesn’t pertain to the ever gaseous Al “Mr. Green” Gore, who insiders are saying is getting ‘overheated’ as his divorce appears to be going no where fast and will ultimately be decided by a family court judge and could rest on ‘a hanging chad!”

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Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Seeks Treatment For Tea Party Panic Attacks

Boca Raton, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Democratic National Chairperson, Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was tasered and taken to Perriwinkle Rest Home after friends and neighbors claimed she was delusional and a threat to herself and society.

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Copenhagen Scientist Reports Global Warming Causing Women To Cool Down

Copenhagen – (SatireWorld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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Massive Arabian Sea Fish Kill Has Scientists Stumped

Research Vessel Toms River – (SatireWorld.com) Scientists aboard the maritime research ship Toms River, are in a quandry over a massive fish kill that has washed up millions of dead fish on both sides of the Arabian Sea. Local fishermen are calling it an ‘act of NATO,’ alluding to a reprisal of sorts by Allied […]

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Michelle Obama Considers Liposuction to Boost Barry’s ‘Debt Reduction’ Image in Run Up to 2012!

The White House-(SatireWorld.com) Washington insiders are reporting that Michelle Obama, whose public image is weighing heavily on the President’s re election chances, has been urged to seek an intervention to address her ass.

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Hyannisport Cemetery Workers Place Concrete Weights On The Late Senator Ted Kennedy’s Grave

Hyannisport.MA-(SatireWorld.com) Workers at the Oldsmobile Memorial Cemetery in Hyannisport Massachusetts were busy today placing 30 ton concrete blocks upon the grave site of one of the Democratic party’s most revered Senators…Senator Ted Kennedy!

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Finally! WMD’s Discovered But They’re in UK Dustbins and Mandated by EU!

Cornwall Arsenal,UK-(SatireWorld.com) Brits woke up today to bad news and good news! First the good news. WMD’s have been found to exist, nearly a decade after their alleged existence led to bloody conflict in Iraq. The Bad news is that they’re in Britain, and mandated by the European Union!

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Al Gore Frustrated Over Wintery Weather

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com) Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a series of deep cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 7,000 acre Tennessee […]

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Kentucky Man Announces He Will Run On Democratic Ticket For 2012 Presidential Nomination

Louisville, KY-(satireworld.com) A man from Kentucky has officially announced that he will seek the nomination of the Democratic Party for President in the 2012 Presidential Race. Cletus Goshdarnit of Tick Holler, Kentucky became an official candidate today by filing with his state party headquarters and named his brother, Enos Goshdarnit, as his campaign manager.

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