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Barack Obama Officially a Parasite: Scientists Name Worm After President

Washington, DC (Via AP) It’s no Nobel Peace Prize, but Barack Obama has a new honor to brag about. Scientists have named a parasite after him – and there’s no worming out of it. Meet Baracktrema obamai, a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles’ blood. A new study officially names the two-inch-long, hair-thin creature […]

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Why Are The 10 Worst US Cities All Run By Democrats?

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) According to SatireWorld’s rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA.

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AL Sharpton’s NYC Offices Burglarized

New York NY – (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton and a few of his aides returned from a Black Lives Matter (BLM) rally to the New York City (NYC) offices of the National Action Network after normal business hours. The offices are housed in a suite in the Blackmore building located in upper Manhattan. They found the smashed […]

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Bernie Saunders Discusses ‘#PoliticiansLivesMatter’ with Al Sharpton

Harlem, NYC – (satireworld.com) Taking advantage of Black History Month, socialist Bernie Saunders met with Al Sharpton in a carefully orchestrated show of black support after winning the Democratic primary election in New Hampshire.

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All White Americans Suddenly Self-Identify as Black, Ending Racial Inequality Argument

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) In a triumphant sacrifice for the greater common good, all white Americans suddenly and collaboratively proclaimed that they now self-identify as black, ending the centuries old argument that they have been trying to keep black people down and view themselves as a superior race. The move was sparked by the superhuman […]

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Al Sharpton: “I Know Rachel Dolezal Is Black!”

Spokane, WA – (satireworld.com) Almost the first to jump in and vouch for the blackness of the Spokane Washington NAACP’s chapter leader who’s been accused of faking blackness was black activist, police informer, and tax cheat Al Sharpton who showed his support for Rachael Dolezal, who in recent days was unveiled by family members as […]

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New Travel Services For Racial Protesters Launches

CLEVELAND – (satireworld.com) Thanks to pioneers in the race-hustling industry like Al Sharpton, protesting racial crimes in our country has become big business. Many of the same people who were protesting in Florida after the death of Trayvon Martin, have surfaced as racial activists in Ferguson, Baltimore, and now Cleveland. Magical destinations all, but how […]

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National Looting Festival Proposed in Baltimore Maryland

Baltimore MD- (satireworld.com) Race Hustler Al Sharpton came to “Charm City” to speak at a protest rally held at City Hall Plaza. Protestors are bent on achieving a politically motivated progressive conviction for an African American man, allegedly slain by the Baltimore Police. The rally occurred after two nights of vandalism; burning of various African […]

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Reason For Baltimore Riots Revealed: No Blue Bell Ice Cream

BALTIMORE  – (satireworld.com) While everyone from TV reporters and pundits to city, state, and federal leaders are pointing fingers and assigning blame for who or what is responsible for the mayhem in Baltimore this week, one looter has finally spoken the truth. The reason for the riots according to a Baltimore homeboy hisself?

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MSNBC Hosts Think Race Hustling Should be Tax-Free Activity

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Less than a week after most everyday Americans were fretting over filing and/or paying their taxes on time, four hosts on the little-watched news channel MSNBC were revealed to be tax delinquents. It appears the hosts feel comfortable skipping paying their taxes, knowing the Obama Justice Department will never prosecute […]

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Sharpton’s “Loretta Lynch Hunger Strike” Latest Weight Loss Fad

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton, already thin from decades of running around to get in front of cameras, has started a new weight loss program for the hardcore racist. The Loretta Lynch Fast, as it’s being called, is the latest gimmick to be used by the race pimp to gain media attention for […]

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Al Sharpton Opens Music Store Selling Only Broken Records

CHICAGO – (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton opened his first ever music store in the windy city this month and the shopping experience for audiophiles is sure to be interesting. The king of all race hustlers is hoping his idea is a good one, even as music stores have faded in popularity during the present digital age.

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Race Pimps Confused Over Red Substance Showing Up on Them

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) During a taping of MSNBC’s Morning Joe show this morning, the nation’s head race pimp, Al Sharpton, stopped mid-sentence and noticed a strange, red substance breaking out on his fingers and dripping down his wrists and forearms when he held his arms up. Sharpton had been in the middle of […]

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Chasing Food Equality…New Tasks for the Food Police

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Professor E. Williams of Satire World University (SWU) has written an outstanding paper entitled “Sharpton, Holder Want Federal Charges for Hurt Feelings.” This paper outlined the foibles of Mr. Sharpton’s flawed thinking about everything. Several developments have occurred since publication of this paper.

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Sharpton, Holder Want Federal Charges for Hurt Feelings

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) After a meeting this week between two mental midgets, Eric Holder and Al Sharpton, it was decided that there needs to be a lower threshold for racist attorneys to be able to bring federal charges against non-blacks in any kind of criminal case involving a black man or woman. They both […]

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Bureau of Land Managment Confirms Obama Plan to Name Martha’s Vineyard as a National Monument (to Himself!)

Cape Cod, MA – (satireworld.com) After listing vast miles of open water off Key West and the Dry Tortugus as off limits to fisherman, and thousands of recreational acres in the mid and north west as no go areas for RVers, hikers, hunters and bird watchers in order to clear a path for the steady […]

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Cases of White Guilt Skyrocket After Mostly White Oscar Nominations Announced

HOLLYWOOD – (satireworld.com) White people across America are already feeling the effects from the release of this morning’s list of Academy Award nominations for this year. Hospitals nationwide are seeing a huge uptick in cases of white guilt as white people try to grapple with the gravity of the nominations and how they can live […]

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Bowing To Criticism Academy Awards Adds Black Actors to ‘Best Actor/Picture’ Catagory For 2015 Awards

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) In an abrupt about face, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts has added several well known black actors to the ‘Best Picture-Best Actor’ listing making them eligible for a coveted Oscar during this spring’s fabled awards show.

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NYC’s de Blasio May Be Recalled Under Mayoral ‘Lemon Law’

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Sometimes in the political world, voters shit a brick. Well, pretty often actually. Such was the case when New Yorkers voted in a communist mayor to replace Napoleon Bloomberg. Fortunately, in such cases, voters are allowed a do-over if the winner of a contest proves in a short period of […]

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Reverend AL Sharpton’s Protest Gets The Shaft

Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com) Two African American gangbangers Rodney Jones and Tatum Shultz were rushed to Kings County Hospital suffering from wounds in their posterior regions according to emergency room doctors. In fact the doctors were almost giddy over these two patients embarrassing predicament.

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Al Sharpton Instructs All Blacks to Keep Hands in the Air at All Times

CHICAGO – (satireworld.com) At a meeting yesterday that included other race hustlers, Rev. Al Sharpton insisted that all blacks keep their hands permanently raised in the event they are shot by police. “We, as a people, must eliminate the confusion so many witnesses have when recounting whether one of our brothers or sisters had they […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Today’s photo is of Rev. Al Sharpton nationaaly recognized race-baiter and federal tax cheat.

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Ferguson New Top Vacation Spot for Race Baiters, Haters, and Racists

FERGUSON, MO – (satireworld,com) Thanks to the Rev. Al Sharpton, Ferguson is now the number one hotspot in the nation for a race-baiting racist and his/her family to spend their vacation time participating in a riot, learning how to make a Molotov cocktail, or experience how to properly loot a store firsthand.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #40

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Church Lobby Looted While Sharpton Speaks at Brown Memorial Service

St Louis, MO – (satireworld.com) Mourners packed the Friendly Temple Missionary Baptist Church today to say farewell to Michael Brown, the unarmed man shot to death during an altercation with a white cop several weeks ago.

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Eric Holder Begins New Operation in Ferguson, ‘Fast and Furious 2: Rush to Judgment’

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com) Our activist Attorney General has arrived in Ferguson to kick off his next controversial program. His plan is to bend the legal system any way necessary to secure a conviction for the police officer who shot and killed Mike Brown. Facts in the case will simply be considered collateral damage.

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Retailers in Ferguson Must be Crazy!! Practically Giving Away Free Merchandise!!

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com) Retailers in this small town must have gone mad! For the past few days, many retailers around town have been lowering their prices on various merchandise to the point that many are essentially giving their products away.

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Supreme Court Rules Large Black Athletes Giving Nerdish White Students Wedgies A Hate Crime

The Supreme Court Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In a world where everything done against a Moslem, Gay, Minority, Mentally Handicapped, or Overweight person can be considered a hate crime, the Supreme Court added a new category to their protected list: nerds. In a 6 to 3 vote, the highest court in the land ruled that […]

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Harry Reid Takes on Bundy Family, Al says “Let’s Rock”

Las Vegas, Nevada – (satireworld.com) Senate Majority leader Harry Reid (D-NV) has doubled down on his name calling by referring to the Bundy family as ‘domestic terrorists’ after the Bundy home became a lightning rod for controversy involving unpaid taxes.

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Who Is Really the Domestic Terrorist? A Satireworld Editorial

A SATIRE WORLD EDITORIAL So… the Honorable Ex-Senate Majority Leader from Nevada (Mr. Harry Reid) believes that all of the people who once showed up to protest the treatment of the rancher in his home state are “Domestic Terrorists.” Does he also believe that the people who showed up to support Trayvon Martin were also […]

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