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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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Actress Kirsten Dunst Breaks From Hollywood Norm, Espouses Traditional Gender Roles

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Actress Kirsten Dunst apparently is one Hollywood actress that has the ability to express an opinion that is contrary to the non-traditional, liberal, feminist agenda of her industry. In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, Dunst said: “”I feel like the feminine has been a little undervalued. We all have to […]

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Al Sharpton calls on Congressional Black Caucus after learning White Russians take over Black Sea!

MSNBC- New York (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton took to the airwaves from his low rated TV show ” The N Word Tonight” to rail against reports that a racist group of White Russians have marched into Crimea and taken over the Black Sea!

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Barry grants another Obamacare Exemption for GLADD: No Tax on Anal Bleaching Salons!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) On a typical Obama weekend news dump, a spokesman for Kitty Sebelius said under pressure from members of GLADD, the administration would be dropping their tax on Anal Bleaching Salons, while keeping the tax on Tanning Salons catering to pale, white, heterosexual Christians and Duck Dynasty fans.

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De Blasio on Progressive Agenda: We’ll Do it NOW!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio wasted no time putting his marxist agenda in play during his first day in office as stunned NY taxpayers were left dazed and confused.

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The Knock Out King Game….So Where’s Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson?

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) A new deadly “game” called “Knockout” is crossing the nation, especially among black teenagers, in which they try to punch a randomly-selected person walking by on the street so hard with one blow that knocks them unconscious—but the results have sometime proven fatal. More often than not it’s a […]

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SW Quiz: If you believe these 10 Tenets You may be a Liberal!

Editor Bargis Tryhol sent the entire staff of Satire World out on the streets of Blue America to conduct a questionnaire on what makes a liberal a liberal in today’s Progressive America.

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Jackson/Sharpton Claim Calling Obamacare Site a “Black Hole” Racist!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Professional Race Hustlers Jesse Jackson Sr. (Jr. is still in jail), and Al Sharpton joined hands today against who they called ‘honkies, crackers, and tea party arsonists’ who were ‘too dumb to even navigate the Obamacare site.’

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Jesse Jackson Urges Florida Boycott Over Trayvon Martin Trial

Sanford, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In the wake of the recent George Zimmerman not guilty verdict, the Reverend Jesse Jackson has urged Americans to boycott visiting the state of Florida or purchasing any Florida products.

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Rolling Stone Relents: Replaces Tsarnaev Cover with Trayvon at age 5!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Reacting to almost universal condemnation of putting a picture of Bob Dylan look alike Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on it’s cover to pull the scab off the emotional wounds after the Boston Massacre, editors backed off and went the more popular way to appease the Obama crowd by featuring Trayvon Martin.

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Rev Al (pay-no-taxes) Sharpton Shows Off New Girlfriend!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Reverand Al Sharpton has a new, decades-younger, attractive main squeeze who’s a personal stylist and part-time tax consultant. Lately, he’s been showing her off at various galas across the country.

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Former NAACP Official to Meet With Tea Party Leaders

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) Julian Bond, former Chairman of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), said during an MSNBC TV interview that it’s only right and just that the federal government and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) target tea party groups. He added Tea party groups are, after all, “overtly racist” and […]

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Obama to Jesse Jackson: “I’m off to Hymie town on Mission from Allah!”

Tel Aviv, Israel – (SatireWorld.com) Continuing his endless fund raising campaign, President Obama, “Bernie” to his Jewish friends in Hollywood, and “Sean” to his Black Irish friends in Boston, headed out on his latest “Charm Offensive’ to Israel.

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White House Releases Obama’s Selections For 2016 Presidential Medal of Freedom; Hanoi Jane and Madalyn Murray O’Hair Top List

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In a White House News Conference, a press secretary released the list of Barack Obama’s 2016 selections for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The award, given since 1963, is the highest civilian honor given in the United States, ranking it with the Congressional Medal of Honor given by Congress to […]

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Senator Liz Warren’s World: You’re Not in Cambridge Anymore Toto!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Unfortunately for Massachusetts latest representative to the Senate, Harvaaad (sic) professor, cook book author and champion of the little people, Satire World caught up with Elizabeth Warren in the organic vegetable aisle at the Whole Foods Market in Georgetown this weekend.

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“Chooming” in “Chugging” Out in Democratic Controlled NY’s ‘High’ Society!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) High Times are returning to NYC thanks to Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo and Nanny Mayor Mikey Bloomberg as they turn the President’s favorite pass time of ‘chooming’ into a $100 misdemeanor in order to clear cops and courts to pursue the more egregious crime of ‘chugging’ a 44 oz […]

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Jackson, Sharpton, Wright Hail Palestinan Decision to Execute Estate Agent Who Sold to Jew!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Appearing on Al Sharpton’s Demagogue Hour on CNN, guests Jesse Jackson and Chicago pastor Jerimiah Wright praised the Palestinian Authority that recently sentenced to death one of their own for selling property to a Jew.

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120 Killed in Chicago in 3 Months. Obama: “They All Looked Like My Sons!”

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) While Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson continue to rile up racists saying blacks are being targeted by whites, blacks continue to kill each other at a record pace in ChicagoLand, home of the first half white President.

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Obama Takes Credit for Foiling International Car Theft Ring after Chevy Volts Catch on Fire in Ship!

San Diego, CA – (SatireWorld.com) THE MAN is everywhere, from threatening the Supreme Court, adding fuel to a racial tinderbox, maintaining that only HE can accurately predict the weather, in addition to controlling the tides, terminating Osama bin Laden, and now single handedly breaking up an international car theft ring!

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NYT Fuels Race Fire Calling Sanford Shooter “White Hispanic!” Half-White African American President Mum On Black Panther Bounty!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The NYT has once again shown it’s true colours by further fanning the flames of a tragic shooting in Florida, by labeling the shooter, George Zimmerman, a WHITE HISPANIC, pushing the AP Style Book to the ‘limits of disbelief.’

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Why Isn’t Tax Cheat Al Sharpton In Jail?

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) On May 9, 2008, the Associated Press reported that Sharpton and his businesses owed almost $1.5 million in unpaid taxes and penalties. Sharpton himself owed $931,000 in federal income tax and $366,000 to New York, and his for-profit company, Rev. Al Communications, owed another $176,000 to the state. That’s almost […]

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Back to Africa: Obama Commits Troops to Another Quagmire; Deja Vu All Over Again?

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) With his Presidency in tatters, committed to a losing battle in desolate Afghanistan, a country ruled by corruption, and trying to disentangle himself from Iraq, a country that was perfectly happy being ruled by a despot, Obama has now launched an offensive in Africa.

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Ghetto Gang Mutha’s Day Celebrations Turn Violent

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Homies in the ghetto who are unable to read, write, and comprehend English (preferring Ebonics) decided to celebrate Mutha’s Day in typical low-life fashion. “Pop a Cap At Whitey For Mom” became the official activity as the streets of many inner cities ran with blood on what is typically a peaceful […]

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Obama Flies to NYC to Bow Down to Rev Al Sharpton Who Still Owes $1m in Back Taxes!

Harlem, NYC-(SatireWorld.com) In yet another show of blatant ass kissing to garner votes, Barry Obama kicked off his 2012 election event “The Second Coming” by jetting into NYC to pay tribute to yet another tax cheat, a race baiting remora, and the not so very reverend Al Sharpton.

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