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(Photo Edition) FBI Reports: Federal Jail Cell Being Repainted For Hillary

Leavenworth, KS – (SatireWorld.com) FBI sources have revealed to SatireWorld that a make-over is planned for a specific third-floor cell in the woman’s section of Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary in Kansas. The source says it’s planned to house Hillary Clinton after what they believe will be a quick trial due to the massive amount of evidence […]

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Weiner Schweine Schmuck-Musik Opens On Broadway

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) A new musical about the life of failed US Congressman Anthony Weiner is to premiere on Broadway this week based loosely on what critics describe as ‘A Serenade In F-Sharp For G String With A Minor’.

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Weiner Holder Announces Surprise 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) BREAKING NEWS! As if 2016 wasn’t full of enough political surprises! This afternoon at 2 PM a joint press conference with both ex-congressman Anthony Weiner and ex-US Attorney General Eric Holder surprised even the most seasoned experts by announcing a bid for the US presidency and Vice Presidency.

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Huma Abedin: “No More Weiner, It’s Easier Being Lesbian Like Hillary”

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) Huma Abedin, the woman with the worst taste in men, and Hillary Clinton’s shadow, has been burned again by her sexting-addicted husband, Anthony Weiner. This makes the third time, and Huma said today she’s had enough.

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Huma Abedin Finally Cuts Off Weiner

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Huma Abedin is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal. The Clinton campaign manager released a statement on Monday morning just hours after the New York Post reported that Weiner had been sending lewd texts to another woman behind her back, marking […]

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Anthony Weiner Says Once Again He’ll Stick It Out For The Democratic Party in New York

New York City – (satireworld.com) Anthony Weiner vowed Sunday to get back in the New York City mayor’s race, as he confirmed to friends and wife, Hillary aide, Huma his intentions to take on New York City’s Mayor DeBlasio.

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Killer Shark Spotted Close to Clintons’ Long Island Rental

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com) Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

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Sanders and Schultz: “We’re moving the DNC to Toms River!”

Toms River, NJ – (satireworld.com) Debbie Wasserman Schulz and Bernie Sanders have decided to move the DNC to Toms River NJ to join the horde of Hasidic Jewish migrants fleeing from the terror of NYC and its anti semantic violence fostered by Jesse Jackson and his talk of Hymie town!

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Trump: ‘My Schlong Is Bigger Than Hillary’s’

Trump Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com) Rocking from his recent successful taunting of Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton by accusing her of being ‘schlonged’ by political neophyte Barack Obama back in 2008, Donald Trump again raised the ante by stating at a recent media gathering that ‘his schlong is bigger than Hillary’s!’

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Obama declares national day of mourning after Debbie Wasserman Schultz Euthanized! Special Edition Full Color Photos!

Fort Lauderdale, FL – (satireworld.com) Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obama’s EPA New Rules Cite Weiner: ” Too Much Lead in his Pencil!”

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Once again the rogue EPA agency is sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong announcing a new set of rules affecting the country’s safety and banning tens of thousands of new fire hydrants for having lead parts.

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Anthony Weiner Sticks Up (sic) Against Gun Control!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Former NY Congressman Anthony (Tony for short) Weiner is busy reinventing himself as he attempts to rehabilitate his sticky image as he plans an eventual political comeback.

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Lesbians Upset Hillary and Huma Stayed In Closet on National Coming Out Day

Fag Gut Town, NY – (SatireWoprld.com) While the celebration was not noticed or observed by most people in the United States (unless their television news rammed it down their throats), October 11th was observed as National Coming Out Day. Many long suspected/world’s worst kept secret gays came out of the closet and revealed their sexual […]

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Weiner Rebooted: Hires Pee Wee Herman as PR Rep pending explosive Divorce naming Hillary as Correspondent!

Weiner-land, New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Anthony Weiner, in danger of falling further into the hole he dug for himself, was further threatened when a NY Post story indicated wife Huma was given an ultimatum by the Clinton Cabal: “Ditch the Putz…or you’ll be kicked out of bed with the Clintons!”

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Obama Appoints Two New Czars

Washington, D.C. – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama appointed two new Czars to his cabinet this week. They will actually begin serving in their positions September 23rd, but were announced now in order to get a positive political story for the President in a week where he is getting tired of getting hammered on Syria.

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Anthony Weiner In Minor Car Crash In New York City

NEW YORK CITY, NY – (SatireWorld.com) New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner has emerged unscathed from a minor car crash on a busy Manhattan highway.

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Separated at Birth! Clinton Shocker: “Chelsea” is “Bradley” and Vice Versa!

Fort Benning, GA – (SatireWorld.com) DNA samples made public during the discovery phase of the ‘Bradley” Manning treason trial have revealed a deep secret in the Clinton heritage that many ‘birthers’ suspected all along and have now been confirmed with Brad coming out as the REAL Chelsea!

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Michael Moore set to start filming Weiner “Dikudrama” using ‘handful’ of Weiner Supporters

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Despite drooping in the polls for Mayor of New York City, Anthony Weiner continues to stick it out as he goes door to door in Brooklyn apartment buildings, with reports confirming he’s knocked on the same door as many as six times confirming once again that brain dead democrats […]

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The AWOL President: Obama missing in ‘action’ Again as Terrorists Threaten!

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Rolling Stone Doubles Down: Weiner’s Penis on Cover August 8 Coincides with Obama Vacation!

New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com) After racking up record sales, 13,332 on the Dzhokhar Tsarmaev cover (about 15,000 less than Abel Rodriguez having a bad week at the Spoof), the defiant staff is going ahead with it’s endorsement of A. Weiner by putting an airbrushed, romanticized, and photo ‘enhanced’ pix of his prick […]

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Weiner Says He’ll Stick It Out For The Democratic Party

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Anthony Weiner vowed Sunday to stay in the New York City mayor’s race, as he confirmed his campaign manager quit and his top rival said he was not qualified to lead the nation’s most populous city.

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NYC Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner Caught In Another Sexting Scandal

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) NYC Mayoral candidate Anthony “Underpants” Weiner has been caught in another sexting scandal. Two years after he was forced to resign from Congress and drop out of a New York City election, he has been caught with his pants down again!

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Huma Abedin Double-dips While Husband Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner Tries a Political Comeback From Twitter Scandal

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Iranian born Huma Abedin, longtime friend of the Clintons and wife of former Rep. Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner, enjoyed an arrangement to work as an adviser in the State Department under Secretary of State Hillary Clinton while still consulting for private client.

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Anthony Weiner Enlarging His Staff After Fears Of Stiff Competition In NYC Mayoral Run

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced ex-congressman Anthony Weiner has increased the size of his staff in preparation for his run for mayor of New York City. Two sources said that they couldn’t tell SatireWorld the staffer’s name or what position he/she will assume under the former Congressman.

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‘Welcome Back Kotter’s ‘ Arnold Horshack Often Mistaken For Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner

Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for disgraced ex-congressman Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner. Weiner is receiving renewed attention ever since he announced his ‘possible’ intentions of running again for New York City mayor after recent polls have shown most voters have almost forgotten his nude photos adventure. […]

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Obama to Jesse Jackson: “I’m off to Hymie town on Mission from Allah!”

Tel Aviv, Israel – (SatireWorld.com) Continuing his endless fund raising campaign, President Obama, “Bernie” to his Jewish friends in Hollywood, and “Sean” to his Black Irish friends in Boston, headed out on his latest “Charm Offensive’ to Israel.

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Politician Frank Doesn’t Even Win Home State In “Favorite Barney” Contest

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In a contest of favorite Barneys, there were very few surprises. Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show) did well among persons over fifty who had seen him when his show was on the air, law enforcement officers, and people who enjoyed watching classic television.

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Young Girls Warned After Weiner Pops Up Again in NYC!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner‘s ‘dormant’ New York City mayoral campaign paid more than $100,000 to a San Francisco-based polling firm earlier this month, suggesting the once-prominent Democrat whose career was derailed by allegations he sent salacious texts and photographs to various women online was contemplating a return to […]

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Lindsay Lohan Offers Oral Sex To Anyone Who Will Watch Her Next Movie

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Actress Lindsay Lohan has offered to perform oral sex on everyone in America who voluntarily buys tickets to see her next movie. The former child star and one time Disney actress has seen her career decline as an adult, partially due to her drinking, drugs, partying, out of control lifestyle, and […]

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