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Young Girls Warned After Weiner Pops Up Again in NYC!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner‘s ‘dormant’ New York City mayoral campaign paid more than $100,000 to a San Francisco-based polling firm earlier this month, suggesting the once-prominent Democrat whose career was derailed by allegations he sent salacious texts and photographs to various women online was contemplating a return to […]

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Lindsay Lohan Offers Oral Sex To Anyone Who Will Watch Her Next Movie

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Actress Lindsay Lohan has offered to perform oral sex on everyone in America who voluntarily buys tickets to see her next movie. The former child star and one time Disney actress has seen her career decline as an adult, partially due to her drinking, drugs, partying, out of control lifestyle, and […]

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Urgent! Senator Harry Reid in Intensive Care After Operation to Remove “small foreign object’ from Rectum!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The surgeon general confirmed reports that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was in intensive care in ‘guarded condition’ after a 12 hour operation to remove his penis from his rectum.

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Famous NY Stage Deli Closes: Can’t Compete With Baloney Coming out of Obama!

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) After 75 years serving humongous sandwiches, home made chicken soup. bagels and lox, the famed Stage Deli has finally closed it’s doors unable to survive competition from the Obama Regime!

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NBC Networks Announce Democratic National Convention Will Get More Coverage Than Summer Olympics

Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) The networks of NBC have announced the the Democratic National Convention will get around the clock coverage from NBC and it’s sister television stations. The convention, scheduled from September 4th thru 6th, will be the “premier news event of the fall” (according to Network Spokesman Keith Olbermann).

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Boy Scouts Reaffirm….’No Gays Allowed!’

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) After a confidential two-year review, the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) on Tuesday reaffirmed its policy of excluding gays, angering homosexual supporters who hoped that relentless protest campaigns might lead to change. According to gay activist Marvin Lipshitz, “Well, that sucks a big weiner doesn’t it!” The BSA wasn’t sure […]

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Anthony Wiener Hired As Commercial Spokesman By Der Weinerschnitzel Restaurant Chain

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Citing flagging interest and falling sales, the Der Weinershnitzel restaurant chain hired former New York Congressman Anthony “Underpants” Weiner as a commercial spokesman for their marketing campaign. Weiner, a Democrat who resigned from his seat this summer due to a scandal, will begin his official duties September 1st.

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Woe is Dem: Weiner, Wrangle, Wasserman, Waters and Now Wu! WTF?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) “It’s Weally, Weally Woeful,” said lisping congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay,MA) discussing the democrats latest Wrinkle involving sexual harassment charges against David Wu, (D OR).

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“Never Again!” Conservative Jewish Voters In Florida Now Back Allen West After DWS Meltdown!

Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Conservative Jewish Voters in Florida are now saying they’ve had enough of Debbie Wasserman Schultz,(DWS)(D) the extreme liberal congressperson from Broward County after her back stabbing of African American Republican Congressman Allen West during floor time in Congress involving false allegations and distortions concerning the government entitlements Medicare and Medicaid.

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Weiner Pops out of Rehab, Resigns, Gives a ‘shout out’ to UK Athletic Supporters!

Queens, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Liberal Democrats breathed a sigh of relief today after Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner was ‘released’ from rehab long enough to announce his resignation and thank his parents, his wife, his constituents his office staff, his congressional friends, and the Federal Pension Plan for making him the man he turned out to […]

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Napolitano & Weiner: Both Big on National Exposure, Only 1 Seeks Help!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Fresh off her commitment to continue a complete disregard of personal privacy using her Pant Suit Pervert Squad, the TSA, aka ‘The Tits & Ass Task Force’ , the amorphous head of Homeland Security, Janet “Booty” Napolitano , released new naked photos of a cross dressing, oiled up Congressman A. Weiner […]

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Bozo The Clown Suddenly Dies While Laughing

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Larry Harmon, who turned a simple idea of a character into the world-famous, Bozo the Clown, died suddenly while he was laughing. He was 83.

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Investigators Discover Anthony Weiner Was Actually Singing During Twitters and E-Mails

Queens, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Investigators into the Anthony Weiner scandal have discovered that there was actually a voice recording sent with the pictures. Women who received his e-mails, twitters, tweets, and other electronic transmissions of himself either naked or partially clothed also received audio of the New York Congressman singing. Most had either not […]

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Hoping to ‘get a grip on myself’, Anthony Weiner Checks Himself Into Moorview Institute!

Moorview Institute (SatireWorld.com) Anthony Weiner, the NY Democratic Congressman with the bulge in his shorts, and a void in his brain, checked into the infamous Moorview Institute today after a coordinated call for his resignation appeared simultaneously from Liberal political leaders after a week of ear splitting silence.

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EU Animal Rights Group Set To Investigate Shocking New Weiner Charges Over ‘Crimes Against Nature!”

Moise Goldberg Sheep Emporium – (SatireWorld.com) As if Lib/Dem congressman Anthony Weiner didn’t already have his hands full (no pun intended), reports from Brussels indicate that shocking new photos are being set to be released involving innocent victims described as ‘lambs being led to the slaughter” by the internet predator.

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Cemetary Workers Place Concrete Weights On The Late Ted Kennedy’s Grave

Workers at the Oldsmobile Memorial Cemetary in Hyannisport Massachusetts were busy today placing 30 ton concrete blocks upon the gravesite of one of the Democratic party's most revered Senators…Ted Kennedy.

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House Ethics Committee Seizes Obama’s Blackberry In Widening Weiner Probe!

Capitol Hill – (SatireWorld.com) A source within the secret service is reporting today that just before dawn an armed Congressional Team from the House Ethics Committee (HEC), swooped in on the White House and confiscated President Obama’s Blackberry under a Federal Seizure Fatwa passed by the Supreme Court in the interests of “national security’ in […]

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Weiner Conspiracy Theories Continue: ” That Wasn’t My Weiner” Says Huma!

Somewhere In Weinerville – (SatireWorld.com) Despite a public appearance on TV yesterday to admit he posted his Weiner on social networking sites, and worse, the furor over Democrat Congressman Anthony “the schemer” Weiner is unabated as supporters now claim “That wasn’t OUR Weiner!”

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DSK Stands Firmly Behind Weiner After He Crashes And Burns on National TV!

Brooklyn, New York – (SartireWorld.com) Former IMF CEO and invertebrate Frenchman Dominique Strauss Kahn said today he stands in solidarity behind Congressman Anthony Weiner after his admission of sending extreme sexual texts and cloaked and uncloaked penis pictures!

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Congressman Weiner Upset People Are Referring To His Story As A “News Brief”

Brooklyn, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York is upset that members of the media are referring to his story as a “news brief.” The Democratic member of the House of Representatives, who is accused of sending an inappropriate picture of himself to a college student less than half his age, has […]

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‘Welcome Back Kotter’s ‘ Arnold Horshack Claims He’s Not Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner

Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for Rep. Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner (D-NY). A recent disclosure that the popular liberal Democrat was involved in a steamy underwear photo that somehow traveled through the internet and ended up on a young woman’s Twitter account in Seattle has dogged […]

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Brooklyn Hadassah Group Shows Support For Anthony Wiener

Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Local 417, the Brotherhood of Electrical Workers in Brooklyn, hosted the first annual Hadassah Swim Suit Fashion Show to benefit union supporter Rep. Anthony Wiener (D-NY) who faces a tough re-election cycle next fall. Event organizer Ruth Lipshitz promises all proceeds will be forwarded to the re-election campaign to, as she […]

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Classmates from PS 123 Recall “Little Weiner” As Being Obsessed with His Private Package!

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) It’s not exactly the same as the ‘worm’ coming out of the woodwork, but Congressman Anthony Weiner’s past now seems to be catching up with him as grammar school classmates begin to twitter their remembrances of their childhood encounters with the strange NY Liberal Democrat.

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Wasserman Shultz Meets with Obama to Discuss Dem’s Weiner Problem!

Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (DWS), saying “I’m not a Jewish Princess, I do my own hair” fended off renewed criticism of her leadership style as new chair of the Democratic National Committee, (DNC) after President Obama summoned her to discuss the embarrassing disclosures in the escalating ‘Weinergate’ scandal swirling around NY Congressman Anthony […]

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