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EU Animal Rights Group Set To Investigate Shocking New Weiner Charges Over ‘Crimes Against Nature!”
Moise Goldberg Sheep Emporium – (SatireWorld.com) As if Lib/Dem congressman Anthony Weiner didn’t already have his hands full (no pun intended), reports from Brussels indicate that shocking new photos are being set to be released involving innocent victims described as ‘lambs being led to the slaughter” by the internet predator.
Full StoryCemetary Workers Place Concrete Weights On The Late Ted Kennedy’s Grave
Workers at the Oldsmobile Memorial Cemetary in Hyannisport Massachusetts were busy today placing 30 ton concrete blocks upon the gravesite of one of the Democratic party's most revered Senators…Ted Kennedy.
Full StoryHouse Ethics Committee Seizes Obama’s Blackberry In Widening Weiner Probe!
Capitol Hill – (SatireWorld.com) A source within the secret service is reporting today that just before dawn an armed Congressional Team from the House Ethics Committee (HEC), swooped in on the White House and confiscated President Obama’s Blackberry under a Federal Seizure Fatwa passed by the Supreme Court in the interests of “national security’ in [...]
Full StoryWeiner Conspiracy Theories Continue: ” That Wasn’t My Weiner” Says Huma!
Somewhere In Weinerville – (SatireWorld.com) Despite a public appearance on TV yesterday to admit he posted his Weiner on social networking sites, and worse, the furor over Democrat Congressman Anthony “the schemer” Weiner is unabated as supporters now claim “That wasn’t OUR Weiner!”
Full StoryDSK Stands Firmly Behind Weiner After He Crashes And Burns on National TV!
Brooklyn, New York – (SartireWorld.com) Former IMF CEO and invertebrate Frenchman Dominique Strauss Kahn said today he stands in solidarity behind Congressman Anthony Weiner after his admission of sending extreme sexual texts and cloaked and uncloaked penis pictures!
Full StoryCongressman Weiner Upset People Are Referring To His Story As A “News Brief”
Brooklyn, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York is upset that members of the media are referring to his story as a “news brief.” The Democratic member of the House of Representatives, who is accused of sending an inappropriate picture of himself to a college student less than half his age, has [...]
Full Story‘Welcome Back Kotter’s ‘ Arnold Horshack Claims He’s Not Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner
Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for Rep. Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner (D-NY). A recent disclosure that the popular liberal Democrat was involved in a steamy underwear photo that somehow traveled through the internet and ended up on a young woman’s Twitter account in Seattle has dogged [...]
Full StoryBrooklyn Hadassah Group Shows Support For Anthony Wiener
Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Local 417, the Brotherhood of Electrical Workers in Brooklyn, hosted the first annual Hadassah Swim Suit Fashion Show to benefit union supporter Rep. Anthony Wiener (D-NY) who faces a tough re-election cycle next fall. Event organizer Ruth Lipshitz promises all proceeds will be forwarded to the re-election campaign to, as she [...]
Full StoryClassmates from PS 123 Recall “Little Weiner” As Being Obsessed with His Private Package!
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) It’s not exactly the same as the ‘worm’ coming out of the woodwork, but Congressman Anthony Weiner’s past now seems to be catching up with him as grammar school classmates begin to twitter their remembrances of their childhood encounters with the strange NY Liberal Democrat.
Full StoryWasserman Shultz Meets with Obama to Discuss Dem’s Weiner Problem!
Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (DWS), saying “I’m not a Jewish Princess, I do my own hair” fended off renewed criticism of her leadership style as new chair of the Democratic National Committee, (DNC) after President Obama summoned her to discuss the embarrassing disclosures in the escalating ‘Weinergate’ scandal swirling around NY Congressman Anthony [...]
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