ArchivesTag : Barack Obama
Obama Calls Putin To Congratulate His Chicago-style Election Win….” From now on we’ll call you Doctor Chivago!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama called Russian President-elect and Prime Minister Putin to congratulate him on his recent Chicago-type victory in the Russian Presidential election. Discrepencies showed that upwards of 75 million dead people..Some were at rest as far back as WWII…Voted for Vladimir Putin not only once, but twice!
Full StoryObama Supported Business Venture Fails After Taxpayers Invest $300million
Collard Falls, ID – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama thought it was a great idea. So did the Secretary of the Treasury, and green-minded Al Gore. Converting paper plant tailings into a viable product with export potential was just what the country needed to put people back to work. But today, the Jihadi Paper Products Comapny [...]
Full StoryHollywood Casts Barack Obama Biopic
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Hollywood has announced the casting for their Hollywood Biopic of the first black President of the United States. Barack Obama’s life story will be given the Tinsel Town treatment in a big screen adaption of his life, and the film will be released just in time for the 2012 election! (How’s [...]
Full StoryMatanuska Thunderf**k mid-air top up for Marine One’s Mile High-As-A-Kite Club passenge
California – (SatireWorld.com) It’s rumored to be inspiration behind his ‘Audacity of Dope – the Sequel’ and was caught by NATO spy-in-the-sky satellites monitoring the refuelling of Barack Obama’s re-election pipedreams.
Full StoryBubba Banking on Hillary Squeezing into World Bank Chair Despite Her ‘Big Arse Mess’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Despite denials from the White House and Clinton Staffers, a sure sign of prevarication, odds are on Hillary Clinton to more than fill the seat of Robert Zoellick who announced he would be stepping down from the World Bank in June.
Full StoryTwitter Protocol: Sam Cam to Meet Belle Bam In Round 2 of UK Beat Down!
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The White House and number 10 Downing Street have been twittering back and forth in the run up to the state dinner for Samantha Cameron and husband Dave to be hosted by American’s anti-royals, President and Mrs. Obama.
Full StoryEric Holder: ‘New Federal Concentration Camps Will Have Color TVs and Limited Internet Access’
The Justice Department – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administrations emphasis on cleaning up its image concerning the new Concentration Camps, or mass detention camps as officials call them, took a turn for the better when Justice Department head Attorney General Eric Holder showed reporters the nicely painted 18 man cells with a brand new 14 inch [...]
Full StorySEAL Team 6 Memoirs Reveals The Photo Of The Mysterious Team Member Who Actually Shot Bin Laden
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) History was re-written today when Cmdr. David Montgomery’s tell all book concerning the successful Navy SEAL Team 6 raid on the Osama Bin Laden compound last year. It seems it was lead by a former president and he’s the one that plugged Bin Laden with a carefully aimed head shot.
Full StoryRevealed! Marxist Radical Saul Alinsky Bounced Toddler Obama On His Knee
Saul Alinsky died in 1972. He was a Marxist grassroots organizer who spent much of his life organizing rent strikes and protesting conditions of the poor in Chicago in the 1930s. However, unlike Christian socialist and activist for the poor Dorothy Day, Alinsky’s real claim to fame was as strategist for anti-establishment ’60s radicals and [...]
Full StoryPresident Obama Orders Billion Dollar Bail Out Of OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network)
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Barack Obama ordered one billion dollars of Federal funds be used to bail out the struggling Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN). The cable channel, which would have failed on its own without the aid of the government, now has the ability to continue operating until after the upcoming election.
Full StoryStudy Reveals Obama Has Brought More People To Republican Party Than Anyone Since Reagan
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A study of voters and political party affiliation by the Houston based Triton foundation revealed that President Barack Obama has brought millions of people (and potential voters) to the Republican Party. These changes in party allegiance are unusual as Mr. Obama is himself a Democrat.
Full StoryNew Expose Book: Michelle ‘unhappy with White, Irish Catholics and Jewish Ballet Dancers in Chicago!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A new insiders view into the Michele Obama White House reveals the First Lady was not happy with her position in Chicago, which she claims was ruled by ‘insular white, Irish Catholics,’ and didn’t want to move to Washington until Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters were able to rename her [...]
Full StoryJustin Bieber Plans To Release Rap Version of National Anthem
Justintime,Outthere – (SatireWorld.com) Justin Bieber, who singlehandedly ruined Christmas music this year with his rap version of “The Little Drummer Boy,” plans to take many other songs and “make them his own.” Planned for a spring release (in time for baseball’s opening day) is his rap/hip hop version of “The Star Spangled Banner.”
Full StorySanta Promises A Special Gift For The ‘Bad Boy’ In The White House
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Barack Obama, look out! Santa has a special gift for you and he’ll save time by dropping it down the White House chimney.
Full StoryAs Polls Plummet, Obama Does A ‘Teebow’ In Hopes Of Regaining Voters Confidence and the Almighty’s Blessings
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With each and every new poll that’s released, the once prominent position of popularity held by president Barack Obama shows a sharp decline, and at times, mirroring the pre-election position of what most Americans acknowledge as the worst modern day President, Jimmy Carter.
Full StoryObama Names Jon Corzine to Head New SUPER DUPER Committee !
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In the wake of the failure of the Super Committee to find a solution to the nation’s indebtedness after 4 months, President Obama today reached out to Jon Corzine, one of his party’s finest financial minds, to help solve the monetary mess!
Full StoryWhy Barack Obama Hates Herman Cain’s Success: He Earned it!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Psychologists are having a field day as reports of Obama ‘going mental’ after the spectacular rise of Herman Cain threatens his re election fantasy and which is now being traced to his mixed genes being in conflict!
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Sunday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard my schoolteacher tell me not to put any stock in what Obama says. I can think of some definitions of “stock,” but can’t figure out what she’s talking about. I know that a stock tank is full of food and water for a group of animals. I know that [...]
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