ArchivesTag : Barack Obama
Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi’s notorious “bunga bunga” parties featured strippers dressed as President Barack Obama
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) According to sworn testimony by a Karima el-Mahroug, the alleged underage prostitute at the center of the scandal, the embattled former Italian prime minister hired women to perform stripteases in sexy nurse, sexy nun and sexy Barack Obama costumes.
Full StoryMSNBC’s Chris Matthews….”I’ve Lost That Tingling Feeling”
MSNBC Land – (SatireWorld.com) It’s OK Chris, the tingle loss won’t last. Most everyone knows MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews is in love with President Barack Obama and his recent outburst has surprised many.
Full StoryUnexpected Appearance by Obama At Press Conference Turns Into Melee After Wedgie Incident
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Appearing nothing short of tortured, President Obama made a surprise appearance at Monday’s White House press briefing. It was obvious from Press Secretary Jay Carney’s reaction that the appearance was unexpected.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I am a white, conservative, gun owning, straight, male, and a Christian. In fact, I’ve got a t-shirt that says on the front and back ”White, Conservative, Gun Owning, Straight Men for Jesus!”
Full StoryObama Demands National Zoo Exhibit Gummi Bears
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Fresh from the heels of a State Trip (family vacation) to Germany, President Obama announced that he feels the National Zoo in Washington D.C. needs to become more international. The President stated that the Zoo needs to add other animals such as Gummi Bears to their exhibits.
Full StoryMichelle Obama: ‘Domestic Spy Drones Will Only Be Used In Our Fight Against Obesity’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration reversed course on its use of spy drones on US citizens, saying armed drones will only be used against fat citizens who overeat the wrong foods and will not be targeted against skinny people, or specially marked ‘plump’ Democrats.
Full Story1999′s “Teaching Mrs. Tingle” Film to Get Sequel
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The 1999 black comedy film from Miramax, “Teaching Mrs. Tingle,” will be updated in a 2014 seqeul. The new movie, to be titled “Touching Mr. Tingle,” will not return any of the cast from the original film (Katie Holmes, Helen Mirren, Molly Ringwald, or Jeffrey Tambor).
Full StoryAnimal Control Officers Finally Discover “Who Let The Dogs Out”
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Animal Control Officers have finally discovered the identity of the person “who let the dogs out.” Investigators in the department have been searching for the perpetrator since The Baha Men first asked the question in the summer of 2000.
Full StoryResearchers Learn Sally Hemings Was Really Mrs. Thomas Jefferson and First Black First Lady
Monticello, VA- (SatireWorld.com) Michelle Obama can no longer claim the title of being the first Black First Lady. Historical Researchers have uncovered documents that show Thomas Jefferson actually married his slave Sally Hemings, making her the first Black First Lady. Jefferson, a widower after the death of wife Martha Wayles (died in 1782), was the [...]
Full StoryMichelle Obama’s Official White House Portrait Unveiled
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama has had a new official White House portrait completed. As this is now her husband Barack’s second term, and she is four years older than when the last official portrait was made, an updated one was needed.
Full StoryObama Tied With Bush As Least Liked President
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) While the mainstream press routinely reports that President Obama is riding high and that Republicans are reeling, Gallup tells a rather different story about the popularity of our newly reelected president.
Full StoryMichelle Obama Upset Because “We Been In Office Four Years And Ain’t Nobody Give Us The Crown Jewels Yet!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama is upset at the Federal Government and believes that they have been holding out on her and her husband. After the Inaugural Ball yesterday, she screamed at reporters “We been in office four years now and ain’t nobody give us the crown jewels yet! Do them racists [...]
Full StoryMillions Celebrate Inauguration Day Buying New Guns and Ammo
Somewhere in New Mexico….. A SatireWorld.com Exclusive Financial experts believe that Monday January 21st, 2013 may be the highest selling day for ammunition and new gun sales in United States history. Many Americans chose to use their Second Amendment rights to purchase new firearms rather than “celebrate” the presidential inauguration and Martin Luther King Day.
Full StoryWhite House Releases Obama’s Selections For 2013 Presidential Medal of Freedom; Hanoi Jane and Madalyn Murray O’Hair Top List
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In a White House News Conference, a press secretary released the list of Barack Obama’s 2013 selections for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The award, given since 1963, is the highest civilian honor given in the United States, ranking it with the Congressional Medal of Honor given by Congress to [...]
Full StoryObama Announces Presidential Order To Make Winter Season Less Denominational
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama has announced plans to remove Christian domination of the winter season year ending celebration and to make it more non-denominational. Upset that the Christians and their Christmas Holiday celebrations take over the multi-cultural, Obama has issued Presidential orders to change the observance of these days. These politically correct [...]
Full StoryWhite House Halloween Scare! Obama Views Ghost of Jimmy Carter!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Just in time for Halloween. The zany folks over at the White House have reported that the current resident, one Barack Hussein Obama,. reported seeing a ghost in a hallway mirror in the east wing.
Full StoryOBAMA: The reason I didn’t send in troops to Benghazi was Valerie told me it was just another example of ‘Work Place Violence!’
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The buses keep rolling, leaving carnage behind them, as the administration continues to throw people under them in the hopes they have enough human sacrifices to last at least through November 6th.
Full StoryObama Begins Cleaning Out Oval Office
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) With poll numbers sliding faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date will be a reality in January 2013.
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