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NTSB Rules ‘Wet Farts’ Not Vehicular Accidents
The National Transportation Safety Board has ruled that “Juicy Farts” will not count as vehicular accidents for insurance purposes. In the wording of the ruling, the NTSB stated that “even though having a juicy fart can be called having an accident, it is not the kind of accident that should lead to the filing of [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I done got myself into trouble with the local Postmaster at the local post office.
Full StoryMedia Meltdown as Obama DNA tests leaked by Breitbart!
Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) Breitbart News, working with undercover law enforcement officers and DEA agents In Hawaii, is preparing to drop earth shattering news about Obama’s origins based on legally gained DNA samples.
Full StoryObamaConn Food Stamp Plant in China Shut Down as 1,000 Workers Riot!
Taiyuan,China – (SatireWorld.com) Reports are sketchy over rumours that a massive riot interrupted production of the new Quantitative Food Stamp Easing demanded by President Obama prior to the election, and authorized by Fed Chairman Ben (Dover) Bernanke.
Full StoryObama….Three Times The Patriot
A SatireWorld Editorial….. Here is a photo of the The Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial in France memorializing the fallen US soldiers of the D-Day Invasion to retake Europe from the Nazis. The large white areas in the photo are created by thousands of white crosses and Star of David grave markers.There is also a [...]
Full StoryNBC Networks Announce Democratic National Convention Will Get More Coverage Than Summer Olympics
Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) The networks of NBC have announced the the Democratic National Convention will get around the clock coverage from NBC and it’s sister television stations. The convention, scheduled from September 4th thru 6th, will be the “premier news event of the fall” (according to Network Spokesman Keith Olbermann).
Full StoryDNC Charlotte Convention’s Mount Rushmore-like Sculpture Almost Washed Away By Heavy Downpours
Charlotte, NC — (SatireWorld.com) A torrential downpour that struck Charlotte Saturday afternoon damaged the Mount Rushmore-style sand sculpture bust of President Obama…Yes, an ominous beginning to what many fear is a plagued convention.
Full StoryObama Now Attacks Mitt Romney’s First Name
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A desperate Barack Obama has resorted to elementary school playground tactics by attacking the name of Mitt Romney. In a speech given at a Black Panthers “Keep the Whitey from Voting” Rally in Philadephia, the President made insulting remarks about his opponent.
Full StoryRomneys Volunteer To Be On Kiss-Cams After Michelle Snubs Presidential Hubby Barack
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In the aftermath of Kiss-cam-Gate, Mitt Romney has volunteered to be filmed with his wife at all possible sporting events from now until the November elections.
Full StoryPerhaps Mitt Romney Is The Real ‘Hope and Change’ For America
SatireWorld.com After almost four years of lackluster performance from the man who unquestionably is the least qualified American President since Andrew Johnson, one can wish that the real Hope and Change comes about this November with the election of a man that truly is qualified to run a country.
Full StorySociologists Determine Barack Obama and the Liberal Media Define the Liberty Valance Principle
Hollywood,CA – (Satireworld.com) In the film “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance,” Jimmy Stewart’s character is told “when the legend becomes fact, print the legend.” Sociologists have determined that the syndrome that currently afflicts the Liberal Media in relation to Barack Obama is not simply worship, adulation, or pandering, it is The Liberty Valance Principle.
Full StoryBarack Obama Receives Honorary Associates Degree From El Paso Community College
El Paso, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Persons of celebrity receive honorary degrees from Universities all of the time. Many schools will award a millionaire or military hero or government official an honorary doctorate just to get them to speak at their commencement exercises. For other schools, it is a way to sell fake degrees in order [...]
Full StoryObama Insults Romney By Asking Mormon Tabernacle Choir To Sing At His Second Inauguration
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Barack Obama fired the latest salvo in the political campaign for the 2012 Presidential election. He sent an official letter to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir requesting that they perform at his second inauguration and in the inaugural parade.
Full StoryWhite House Laundry Workers Admit Michelle Obama Never Wipes Her Ass
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) White House employees in the laundry room admitted that the cost of replacing the First Family underwear supply is so high because First Lady Michelle Obama refuses to wipe her ass. Laundry supervisor Elaine Hotchkiss said that “she thinks the Secret Service Agents or some white folks should do it [...]
Full StoryObama Calls Putin To Congratulate His Chicago-style Election Win….” From now on we’ll call you Doctor Chivago!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama called Russian President-elect and Prime Minister Putin to congratulate him on his recent Chicago-type victory in the Russian Presidential election. Discrepencies showed that upwards of 75 million dead people..Some were at rest as far back as WWII…Voted for Vladimir Putin not only once, but twice!
Full StoryHollywood Casts Barack Obama Biopic
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Hollywood has announced the casting for their Hollywood Biopic of the first black President of the United States. Barack Obama’s life story will be given the Tinsel Town treatment in a big screen adaption of his life, and the film will be released just in time for the 2012 election! (How’s [...]
Full StoryMatanuska Thunderf**k mid-air top up for Marine One’s Mile High-As-A-Kite Club passenge
California – (SatireWorld.com) It’s rumored to be inspiration behind his ‘Audacity of Dope – the Sequel’ and was caught by NATO spy-in-the-sky satellites monitoring the refuelling of Barack Obama’s re-election pipedreams.
Full StoryBubba Banking on Hillary Squeezing into World Bank Chair Despite Her ‘Big Arse Mess’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Despite denials from the White House and Clinton Staffers, a sure sign of prevarication, odds are on Hillary Clinton to more than fill the seat of Robert Zoellick who announced he would be stepping down from the World Bank in June.
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