ArchivesTag : Barack Obama

DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called ‘ Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Putin’s Secret Medical War Against Obama – Calls President A ‘Dickhead’

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #34

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Jealous and Irate First Lady Michelle Obama Orders Secret Service Detail To Call Her “First MILF”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama reacted negatively to her husband’s presidential order making Nancy Pelosi a MILF. She has ordered the White House staff and her secret service detail to immediately begin calling her “First MILF.” The First Lady is often referred to in Secret Service radio chatter as “F.L.O.T.U.S.” (First Lady […]

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Supreme Court Rules Large Black Athletes Giving Nerdish White Students Wedgies A Hate Crime

The Supreme Court Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In a world where everything done against a Moslem, Gay, Minority, Mentally Handicapped, or Overweight person can be considered a hate crime, the Supreme Court added a new category to their protected list: nerds. In a 6 to 3 vote, the highest court in the land ruled that […]

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Obama Issues Presidential Order Declaring Nancy Pelosi a MILF

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Barack Obama issued his latest presidential order only to have it met by laughter and derision from Republicans, Conservatives, and every straight male in the thinking world. Presidential order 6969FU states that “Due to her diligent service in government, her selfless dedication to the people of her Congressional District, to California, […]

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Zingers: Politics and Government

(satireworld.com) Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Laredo, TX – (satireworld.com) The federal government has opened a new no-kill shelter in this border town to help find homes for thousands of new illegal immigrants who continue flooding into the country.

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Letter to President Obama

Jo and Alex Smith Phoenix AZ: Dear Mr. President. My wife Jo and I decided to take early retirement at 62 and 63, respectively. Our house is paid for, our kids have gone through college paid for by us working two jobs and are now married. We own two 10 year old paid for automobiles, […]

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Abuse of Power? Obama caught using drones to deliver Pizzas at 3 a.m. to White House!

The White House – (satireworld.com) In yet another instance of the failure of Michelle’s mandate against Obesity, and abuse of power by the Messiah in Chief, SW is now able to report that Barry’s cravings for ‘soul food’ is so great, he has been ordering Chicago Style Pizza from Cicero, Il. delivered by government drones […]

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New NFL Football Team Briefly Considered

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The latest ruling by the US Patent and Trademark Office cancelling the Washington Redskins’ “Trade Mark” Indian Head logo, saying that the logo is offensive to Native Americans has hardened the owner’s resolve to keep the team name and logo. According to many conservative columnists the only Indian tribe offended by […]

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.

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The Three A.M. Call: “Iraq is burning, anybody know where the President is Sleeping these days?”

US Embassy,Baghdad – (satireworld.com) Frantic calls from the US embassy in Bagdad last night resulted in a Deja Vu moment all over as it appears the President is ‘missing in action AGAIN!

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Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing.

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‘Hidden Cash’ Comes To Washington-Obama Administration Promises Instant Deficit Relief

Washington, DC – (satireworld.copm) The man who has been anonymously hiding cash money across California and tweeting clues to the locations says #HiddenCash is coming to Washington, DC.

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More Lies….Obama Claims 18 US Sailors Finally Rescued From WWII Ship Torpedoed During D-Day Invasion

Normandy Coast, France – (satireworld.com) According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Still Missing Since Halloween Fright Night!

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!

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An American Hero Sets It Right With Barry Hussein Obama!

Written by Senior Airman Ret Brian Kolfage USAF Obviously, the courage of Senior Airman Brian Kolfage didn’t end on the battlefield. God bless this real American hero.

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Childhood Photo Of Gov. Chris Christie and Pres. Barack Obama Surfaces in Hurricane Sandy Debris

*Friends since childhood? *Photo released to shore up flagging voter support. *Man says dog in photo was stolen then later eaten. *Obama hat made by mother in Honolulu. *Man says one had a bad case of fleas. *Photographer says both were high on pot!

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White House Spokesman Says: ‘Laugh Track Audio To Be Added To All Jay Carney Press Conferences’

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) On Tuesday night, White House press secretary Jay Carney again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.” The struggling White House Press Secretary revealed the Administration’s official position with […]

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Global Warming Blamed For Women’s Worldwide Vagina Cool Down

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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Who Is Really the Domestic Terrorist? A Satireworld Editorial

A SATIRE WORLD EDITORIAL So… the Honorable Ex-Senate Majority Leader from Nevada (Mr. Harry Reid) believes that all of the people who once showed up to protest the treatment of the rancher in his home state are “Domestic Terrorists.” Does he also believe that the people who showed up to support Trayvon Martin were also […]

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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MSNBC Announces Date for Sixth Annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day”

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The MSNBC broadcast network has announced that Friday, May 2nd, will be their sixth annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day.” Network employee Chris “Tingles” Matthews said “While many companies hold a “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” or “Take Your Child to Work […]

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Agricultural Department Employee Becomes First Federal Employee Actually Fired Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) It finally happened. A federal employee was fired today becoming the first federal employee to be terminated since 2009. Even after the debacle of Obamacare and Sibelious. Even after IRS lies and deceit. Even after incompetence killed four US citizens in Benghazi. Even after billions of dollars were shoveled down empty […]

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Democratic Women Turn To Having Dogs Rather Than Children

New York City – (satireworld.com) America’s next generation of youngsters could be four-legged and might howl at the moon if millions of Gen-X female democrats have their way and avoid childbirth.

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Obama Orders U.S. Flags to Fly at Half Mast for One Month at Death of Illegal Alien Aunt

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) It is traditionally an honor reserved for former Presidents of the United States. It has also been used to memorialize tragedies such as 9/11, the Space Shuttle disasters, or the Oklahoma City Bombing. Now, the tradition of lowering the American Flag to half mast will be used to commemorate and remember […]

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Childhood Photo Of Gov. Chris Christie and Pres. Barack Obama Surfaces in Hurricane Sandy Debris

*Friends since childhood? *Photo released to shore up flagging voter support. *Man says dog in photo was stolen then later eaten. *Obama hat made by mother in Honolulu. *Man says one had a bad case of fleas. *Photographer says both were high on pot!

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Obama Boards Warship In Effort To Confront Russia’s Putin Over Ukrainian Invasion

The Black Sea – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama, who’s seeking to shore up potential Democratic votes in the 2014 mid-term elections, boarded the converted aircraft carrier USS Obama and headed into harm’s way. DNC leader Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is calling the hastily organized trip, ” a spirited confrontation with Russian leader Vladimir Putin.” Russian forces stationed […]

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Obama Hopes A Turkey Pardon Extends to Himself Over the Obamacare Disaster

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) With 15% of the American people on food stamps and unemployment increasing as thousands lay off workers due to healthcare cost fears, President Obama took some time off from his 165th round of golf to pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving.

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