ArchivesTag : Barack Obama

Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

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Washington Redskins Football Franchise Leaving Washington DC

Olympia Washington – (satireworld.com) The heads of 30 federally recognized Indian tribes (Native Americans) that live in or off the 30 reservations located in Washington State held a meeting here in the Capital city. The subject was how to derive continued revenue to support scholarship and benefits to all Indian tribes residing in the state.

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Mr. Obama to Open Pre-Owned Foreign Car Lot on K Street

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) Former President Barack Obama will move on to his next endeavor at 12:01 PM on January 20, 2017 as his Pre-Owned Foreign Car Lot on K Street opens for business. Mr. Obama plans to cater to all those low information people who voted for him, twice. (New cars will also be sold […]

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Obama Continues to Blame Bush

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Left wing Democrats have politicized the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) to a point where this organization will do or say anything to accuse the Republicans of a War on Women.

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Satireworld Exclusive! Abbott and Costello Talk About US Unemployment Figures

Newark, NJ – (satireworld.com) To understand the common man, you really need to talk with the common man. So when talking with Bud Abbott and Lou Costello about today’s unemployment, we figured it couldn’t get anymore common than that. So, with pad and pencil in hand we stopped by Mr. Fields brownstone apartment house to […]

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Loses Bet – Shaves Mustache

Broward County Florida – (satireworld.com) When it comes to paying up after losing a bet, you can now count on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a promise keeper. When Florida State beat Notre Dame this past Saturday, Debbie grabbed a Bic razor and quickly shaved her girlie-moustache.

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Sleep Easier America…Obama Nominates Dr. Strangelove New Ebola Czar

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) Today, the Obama administration appointed Dr. Strangelove to be “Ebola Czar”. Strangelove, who once worked for the Pentagon as Chief Science Adviser in the 1960’s, is still vibrant and unconventional as he was 50 some years ago says Gen. Jack D. Ripper of the Strategic Air Command. Strangeloves’s signature wheelchair and […]

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Doctor Reveals Obama Daughters Received Female Circumcision

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) A former White House doctor revealed that his medical examinations of Natasha (Sasha) and Malia Obama showed that the girls had received female circumcision (sometimes referred to Female Genital Mutilation, or FGM, and Female Genital Cutting).  The procedure is almost exclusively used among Moslems/Muslims as a way to remove sexual pleasure […]

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Hillary cements claim to Presidency: Reveals Chelsea was surrogate for Illegal Immigrant!

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton made sure there would be no impediment in her relentless march to the White House by claiming Chelsea unselfishly carried the child of an illegal immigrant to wrap up the last ‘loose end’ standing in her way for a unanimous vote at the Democrat National Convention to […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called ‘ Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Putin’s Secret Medical War Against Obama – Calls President A ‘Dickhead’

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #34

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Jealous and Irate First Lady Michelle Obama Orders Secret Service Detail To Call Her “First MILF”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama reacted negatively to her husband’s presidential order making Nancy Pelosi a MILF. She has ordered the White House staff and her secret service detail to immediately begin calling her “First MILF.” The First Lady is often referred to in Secret Service radio chatter as “F.L.O.T.U.S.” (First Lady […]

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Supreme Court Rules Large Black Athletes Giving Nerdish White Students Wedgies A Hate Crime

The Supreme Court Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In a world where everything done against a Moslem, Gay, Minority, Mentally Handicapped, or Overweight person can be considered a hate crime, the Supreme Court added a new category to their protected list: nerds. In a 6 to 3 vote, the highest court in the land ruled that […]

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Obama Issues Presidential Order Declaring Nancy Pelosi a MILF

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Barack Obama issued his latest presidential order only to have it met by laughter and derision from Republicans, Conservatives, and every straight male in the thinking world. Presidential order 6969FU states that “Due to her diligent service in government, her selfless dedication to the people of her Congressional District, to California, […]

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Zingers: Politics and Government

(satireworld.com) Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Laredo, TX – (satireworld.com) The federal government has opened a new no-kill shelter in this border town to help find homes for thousands of new illegal immigrants who continue flooding into the country.

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Letter to President Obama

Jo and Alex Smith Phoenix AZ: Dear Mr. President. My wife Jo and I decided to take early retirement at 62 and 63, respectively. Our house is paid for, our kids have gone through college paid for by us working two jobs and are now married. We own two 10 year old paid for automobiles, […]

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Abuse of Power? Obama caught using drones to deliver Pizzas at 3 a.m. to White House!

The White House – (satireworld.com) In yet another instance of the failure of Michelle’s mandate against Obesity, and abuse of power by the Messiah in Chief, SW is now able to report that Barry’s cravings for ‘soul food’ is so great, he has been ordering Chicago Style Pizza from Cicero, Il. delivered by government drones […]

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New NFL Football Team Briefly Considered

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The latest ruling by the US Patent and Trademark Office cancelling the Washington Redskins’ “Trade Mark” Indian Head logo, saying that the logo is offensive to Native Americans has hardened the owner’s resolve to keep the team name and logo. According to many conservative columnists the only Indian tribe offended by […]

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.

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The Three A.M. Call: “Iraq is burning, anybody know where the President is Sleeping these days?”

US Embassy,Baghdad – (satireworld.com) Frantic calls from the US embassy in Bagdad last night resulted in a Deja Vu moment all over as it appears the President is ‘missing in action AGAIN!

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Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing.

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‘Hidden Cash’ Comes To Washington-Obama Administration Promises Instant Deficit Relief

Washington, DC – (satireworld.copm) The man who has been anonymously hiding cash money across California and tweeting clues to the locations says #HiddenCash is coming to Washington, DC.

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More Lies….Obama Claims 18 US Sailors Finally Rescued From WWII Ship Torpedoed During D-Day Invasion

Normandy Coast, France – (satireworld.com) According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Still Missing Since Halloween Fright Night!

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!

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An American Hero Sets It Right With Barry Hussein Obama!

Written by Senior Airman Ret Brian Kolfage USAF Obviously, the courage of Senior Airman Brian Kolfage didn’t end on the battlefield. God bless this real American hero.

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Childhood Photo Of Gov. Chris Christie and Pres. Barack Obama Surfaces in Hurricane Sandy Debris

*Friends since childhood? *Photo released to shore up flagging voter support. *Man says dog in photo was stolen then later eaten. *Obama hat made by mother in Honolulu. *Man says one had a bad case of fleas. *Photographer says both were high on pot!

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White House Spokesman Says: ‘Laugh Track Audio To Be Added To All Jay Carney Press Conferences’

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) On Tuesday night, White House press secretary Jay Carney again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.” The struggling White House Press Secretary revealed the Administration’s official position with […]

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