ArchivesTag : Barack Obama
Twitter Protocol: Sam Cam to Meet Belle Bam In Round 2 of UK Beat Down!
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The White House and number 10 Downing Street have been twittering back and forth in the run up to the state dinner for Samantha Cameron and husband Dave to be hosted by American’s anti-royals, President and Mrs. Obama.
Full StoryEric Holder: ‘New Federal Concentration Camps Will Have Color TVs and Limited Internet Access’
The Justice Department – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administrations emphasis on cleaning up its image concerning the new Concentration Camps, or mass detention camps as officials call them, took a turn for the better when Justice Department head Attorney General Eric Holder showed reporters the nicely painted 18 man cells with a brand new 14 inch [...]
Full StorySEAL Team 6 Memoirs Reveals The Photo Of The Mysterious Team Member Who Actually Shot Bin Laden
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) History was re-written today when Cmdr. David Montgomery’s tell all book concerning the successful Navy SEAL Team 6 raid on the Osama Bin Laden compound last year. It seems it was lead by a former president and he’s the one that plugged Bin Laden with a carefully aimed head shot.
Full StoryRevealed! Marxist Radical Saul Alinsky Bounced Toddler Obama On His Knee
Saul Alinsky died in 1972. He was a Marxist grassroots organizer who spent much of his life organizing rent strikes and protesting conditions of the poor in Chicago in the 1930s. However, unlike Christian socialist and activist for the poor Dorothy Day, Alinsky’s real claim to fame was as strategist for anti-establishment ’60s radicals and [...]
Full StoryPresident Obama Orders Billion Dollar Bail Out Of OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network)
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Barack Obama ordered one billion dollars of Federal funds be used to bail out the struggling Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN). The cable channel, which would have failed on its own without the aid of the government, now has the ability to continue operating until after the upcoming election.
Full StoryStudy Reveals Obama Has Brought More People To Republican Party Than Anyone Since Reagan
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A study of voters and political party affiliation by the Houston based Triton foundation revealed that President Barack Obama has brought millions of people (and potential voters) to the Republican Party. These changes in party allegiance are unusual as Mr. Obama is himself a Democrat.
Full StoryNew Expose Book: Michelle ‘unhappy with White, Irish Catholics and Jewish Ballet Dancers in Chicago!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A new insiders view into the Michele Obama White House reveals the First Lady was not happy with her position in Chicago, which she claims was ruled by ‘insular white, Irish Catholics,’ and didn’t want to move to Washington until Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters were able to rename her [...]
Full StoryJustin Bieber Plans To Release Rap Version of National Anthem
Justintime,Outthere – (SatireWorld.com) Justin Bieber, who singlehandedly ruined Christmas music this year with his rap version of “The Little Drummer Boy,” plans to take many other songs and “make them his own.” Planned for a spring release (in time for baseball’s opening day) is his rap/hip hop version of “The Star Spangled Banner.”
Full StoryAs Polls Plummet, Obama Does A ‘Teebow’ In Hopes Of Regaining Voters Confidence and the Almighty’s Blessings
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With each and every new poll that’s released, the once prominent position of popularity held by president Barack Obama shows a sharp decline, and at times, mirroring the pre-election position of what most Americans acknowledge as the worst modern day President, Jimmy Carter.
Full StoryObama Names Jon Corzine to Head New SUPER DUPER Committee !
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In the wake of the failure of the Super Committee to find a solution to the nation’s indebtedness after 4 months, President Obama today reached out to Jon Corzine, one of his party’s finest financial minds, to help solve the monetary mess!
Full StoryWhy Barack Obama Hates Herman Cain’s Success: He Earned it!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Psychologists are having a field day as reports of Obama ‘going mental’ after the spectacular rise of Herman Cain threatens his re election fantasy and which is now being traced to his mixed genes being in conflict!
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Sunday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard my schoolteacher tell me not to put any stock in what Obama says. I can think of some definitions of “stock,” but can’t figure out what she’s talking about. I know that a stock tank is full of food and water for a group of animals. I know that [...]
Full StoryObama Orders Public Schools To Install Pay Toilets
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Stating that “free public education” that already included schools, teachers, campuses, classroom training, free and reduced lunches and extracurricular activities was enough, the White House today ordered schools from grades pre-k to 12 to change their restroom facilities to include pay toilets.
Full StoryCorporate Sponsorships Now Being Done By Famous People
Have-A-Tampa, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Qualcomm Stadium. Reliant Stadium. Investco Field. All of these ballparks used to have real names. Gone are places like The Orange Bowl and Mile High Stadium. Gone are traditional college football games in favor of The Chick Fil-A Bowl.
Full StoryObama’s Halloween Costume Party Raises Some Eyebrows
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama stunned his staff last night when he and a few members of Congress showed up at a White House Halloween costume party dressed as KKK Klansmen! The party was co-hosted by longtime Hollywood icon, and 'Barry' Obama supporter, singer/activist Barbara Streisand who donnned a hood herself proclaiming [...]
Full StoryHistorians Uncover Evidence Obama Never Learned From First Science Fair Project
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) When he was a young boy in Indonesia, young Barack Obama/Barry Soetoro did a science fair project on the effects of pissing into the wind. Apparently, he has never learned the lessons of the experiments that he conducted for his project.
Full StoryTempers Flare As Police Mistake Obama Supporters For Zombies
Foreskin, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Local Foreskin police were tagged, as racist and quick-on-the-gun, after a hastily formed riot squad descended upon a gathering of Barack Obama supporters assembling in a local park.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s “Country Boy Advice Column” (Saturday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I got this Meskin neighbor feller who don’t speak good English like most folks. A few years back, he was one of them morons with “Obama” stickers on his lowrider. Last week, I heard him calling our President “El Pendejo Negro.” What exactly does this mean? Clyde Buckle, Clearwater, Oklahoma
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