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Obama Names Barney Frank as “Rear Admiral” to Head New All Gay Fund Raising Fleet Devoted to “Cruising!”
Boston Harbor, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Retiring congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay, MA) was honored in the White House today as President Obama, the First Gay President, named Frank to grab the joy stick of the DNC signature new gay cruiser, “Bottoms Up.”
Full StoryWhite House Touts Good Economic News – Price Of Blow Job Hits 30-Year low
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Hoping to cash in on better economic news since President Obama’s ‘I-killed-Bin-Laden’ publicity ploy backfired with voters and media experts, the White House press secretary has played up a new report about price reductions in the US economy. In a startling announcement by the Labor Department, Director Hans Job released [...]
Full StoryMan With World’s Largest Penis Still Standing Up For Seniors Rights in Orlando!
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Bargis Tryhol,Sr., once noted for having the world’s largest reproductive organ, has once again surfaced in a controversial video production to caution Sexy Seniors about the danger of unprotected sex in their 70′s and beyond!
Full StoryFacebook Announces Corporate Move to Orlando Resulting in $1B Tax Saving!
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World (SW) Editor and Founder Bargis Tryhol announced today that Internet Juggernaut Facebook would be moving their corporate headquarters to his newly completed 800,000 square foot professional office park just outside Orlando, Florida, headquarters for his own internet empire.
Full StoryHeaven Help Us! 2012 Predictions from Beyond the Grave Uncovered!
The staff at Satire World was stunned today when they uncovered a set of predictions thought dead and buried with former scribe MORSE who had died under not so mysterious circumstances from knife wounds in the back during an ill fated sojourn into the murky realm of British Satire!
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Tuesday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I have a situation and I am not sure of the possible solution. There is a woman in Dover, Canada who keeps mailing me her panties. I guess that she never heard of a washing machine and must buy herself a new pair each and every day. The reason that I [...]
Full StoryPay Toilets With A Privacy Twist…$.50 To Close The Door!
Havana, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Bowing to recent criticisms concerning its bathroom facities, toilet tissue, hand towel supplies and ongoing labor relation issues, SatireWorld’s Bargis Tryhol has instituted a fresh bold approach in offering his writers the best in public restroom accoutrements…Free public toilets with a slight twist!
Full StorySatire World Reporter Sues This Site For Excess Chafing Due To Cheap Toilet Paper and Paper Towels
Port Dover, Ontario – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World reporter Lady Godiva has filed a lawsuit against this website for physical assault in the restrooms at the press offices. Godiva says that she has received excessive chafing on her “private parts” due to our use “that crappy one-ply toilet paper we have. That is such a freaking [...]
Full StoryInvestigative Journalists Try To Discover Middle Name of Throckmorton P. Turdblossom
Storm Cellar, Arkansas – (SatireWorld.com) Just what, exactly, does the “P.” stand for in Throckmorton P. Turdblossom? The curmudgeon, who writes The Country Boy Advice Column (for the publication), and noted humorist is refusing to reveal his exact middle name. All that the author will say is that it is a family name, it would [...]
Full StoryFames Chance Visit to Hog Jaw-The Cheryl Cole Incident – Chapter 7
When the long black Cadillac pulled into Lucinda’s-Rest-A-While Luncheonette, many of Hog Jaw’s regular lunch patrons thought that possibly the governor might be stopping by. When British actress/singer Cheryl Cole stepped out wearing designer fashion jeans, Italian sunglasses, and an exquisite designer hat, many thought that perhaps it was country singer Shania Twain who arrived [...]
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency – Chapter 6
Freedom First Baptist Church of Hog Jaw Sunday Morning Reverend Jeb Thornapple II brushed a bit of lint from his freshly pressed cotton suit lapel and turned toward the full length mirror besides his massive desk.
Full StorySpecial Late Edition-Hog Jaw Gazette and Executioner- Chapter 5
POLICE INVESTIGATE DUAL MYSTERIES! Special Late Edition-Hog Jaw Gazette and Executioner Hog Jaw police responded late yesterday afternoon to two very strange incidents. Reportedly, one seems to be a ‘missing’ woman and the other were multiple reports of a gigantic chicken observed driving down Main Street just before dark.
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Four
Hog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Four (SatireWorld.com) Why That Crazy Old Mizz Schuster! “Shorty, you iz perhaps the stupidest sum ma bitch I ever met!” “Sorry Boss, I…” “Gull darn it, I ain’t got the time for excuses…Look at me! I look like a damn shit hole! Smell like one too and now we gotta git [...]
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Three
Hog Jaw Hog Jaw Dectective Agency-Chapter three (SatireWorld.com) ‘Call Me ‘Frenchie’ Please’ The Greyhound’s brakes squealed and hissed as the driver pointed the bus away from the Hog Jaw Bus Station. As it gathered speed over the crunching of sparse gravel, the lurching departure was followed by a whoosh of oily diesel fumes and blowing [...]
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Two
Hog Jaw Detective Agency Chapter two (SatireWorld.com) The Incident at Bernie’s Merriweather spun the wheel of the Eldorado and turned on to the highway that would lead them to Mizz Schuster’s place about 40 minutes away. Shorty fidgeted in the seat rubbing his swollen wrists. He hoped the large bolt cutters wouldn’t leave a long [...]
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter 1
Hog Jaw Detective Agency Chapter 1 ‘BANG!’ “Missed it Boss” ‘BANG BANG!’ “Closer now, but it ain’t no cupie doll winning shot Boss.” “Shut up Shorty. Hold the target a little higher so I can see it better.”
Full StoryHog Jaw’s Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company Files For Bankruptcy. CEO Blames Product Name And Logo As ‘Poor Choice’
Special Business Section-Hog Jaw Gazette and Executioner Hog Jaw, Arkansas – (SatireWorld.com) The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company, located on Mayberry Street, filed Chapter 7 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Family owned by the Merriweather’s since 1945, the company employed 32 workers and sold products geared primarily for the outdoor recreational [...]
Full StoryOur Day Of Infamy…9-11-01 A Personal Journey
Our Day Of Infamy…9-11-01 My cell phone rang as I turned onto the busy highway. I had just finished an early morning breakfast meeting with an old time client and I was hurrying to get back to the office in time for our weekly staff meeting. It was my assistant Linda who excitedly told me [...]
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