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The Empire Strikes Back: Obama to Nationalize Liberal Print Media to Foil Bargis Tryhol!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following yesterday’s WSJ’s follow up story to a SW exclusive, a proposed conservative buyout of the nation’s most liberal, and misleading print media, President Obama has resorted to deceased socialist dictator Hugo Chavez’s playbook: Nationalize them!
Full StoryMASSIVE IPO CAUSES PANIC IN MAINSTREAM MEDIA AS SATIRE WORLD ANNOUNCES PENDING ACQUISITIONS!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Staffers at the Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, the UK Guardian, the New York Times and the Chicago Tribune took a non binding vote TO QUIT after reports the Koch Brothers, Rupert Murdoch and Bargis Tryhol were about to buy out the failing publications!
Full StoryNorth Korea Strangely Silent after Kerry Delivers Sexual Aids to Kim Jung Dung, Jr.!
Poon Tang, N. Korea – (SatireWorld.com) In a last ditch effort to avoid annihilation by the superior physical and technical forces of the Peoples Repubic (sic) of North Korea, Secretary of State John Kerry landed on Inchon Beach to deliver a hoard of prized porn and sex toys to the deranged leader.
Full StoryHarry Reems Dead! Another ‘Big Gun’ Silenced in Liberal Hollywood!
Provo, Utah- (SatireWorld.com) Satire World editor Bargis Tryhol declared a day of mourning at the cutting edge investigative internet publication after learning of the death of his estranged and formerly conjoined twin Harry Reems in a VA hospital earlier this week.
Full StoryFormer Staff Writer Harold Worth Apologizes To Satire World Editors and Reporters
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth, a former staff writer for this publication, entered our offices in Orlando, Florida yesterday, porkpie hat in hand. Worth had come to make apology to editor Bargis Tryhol and all of the site’s other reporters for derogatory comments that he had made on a recent drunken rage.
Full StoryFacebook Announces Corporate Move to Orlando Resulting in $1B Tax Saving!
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World (SW) Editor and Founder Bargis Tryhol announced today that Internet Juggernaut Facebook would be moving their corporate headquarters to his newly completed 800,000 square foot professional office park just outside Orlando, Florida, headquarters for his own internet empire.
Full StoryHeaven Help Us! 2012 Predictions from Beyond the Grave Uncovered!
The staff at Satire World was stunned today when they uncovered a set of predictions thought dead and buried with former scribe MORSE who had died under not so mysterious circumstances from knife wounds in the back during an ill fated sojourn into the murky realm of British Satire!
Full StoryPay Toilets With A Privacy Twist…$.50 To Close The Door!
Havana, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Bowing to recent criticisms concerning its bathroom facities, toilet tissue, hand towel supplies and ongoing labor relation issues, SatireWorld’s Bargis Tryhol has instituted a fresh bold approach in offering his writers the best in public restroom accoutrements…Free public toilets with a slight twist!
Full StoryInvestigative Journalists Try To Discover Middle Name of Throckmorton P. Turdblossom
Storm Cellar, Arkansas – (SatireWorld.com) Just what, exactly, does the “P.” stand for in Throckmorton P. Turdblossom? The curmudgeon, who writes The Country Boy Advice Column (for the publication), and noted humorist is refusing to reveal his exact middle name. All that the author will say is that it is a family name, it would [...]
Full StoryFames Chance Visit to Hog Jaw-The Cheryl Cole Incident – Chapter 7
When the long black Cadillac pulled into Lucinda’s-Rest-A-While Luncheonette, many of Hog Jaw’s regular lunch patrons thought that possibly the governor might be stopping by. When British actress/singer Cheryl Cole stepped out wearing designer fashion jeans, Italian sunglasses, and an exquisite designer hat, many thought that perhaps it was country singer Shania Twain who arrived [...]
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency – Chapter 6
Freedom First Baptist Church of Hog Jaw Sunday Morning Reverend Jeb Thornapple II brushed a bit of lint from his freshly pressed cotton suit lapel and turned toward the full length mirror besides his massive desk.
Full StorySpecial Late Edition-Hog Jaw Gazette and Executioner- Chapter 5
POLICE INVESTIGATE DUAL MYSTERIES! Special Late Edition-Hog Jaw Gazette and Executioner Hog Jaw police responded late yesterday afternoon to two very strange incidents. Reportedly, one seems to be a ‘missing’ woman and the other were multiple reports of a gigantic chicken observed driving down Main Street just before dark.
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Four
Hog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Four (SatireWorld.com) Why That Crazy Old Mizz Schuster! “Shorty, you iz perhaps the stupidest sum ma bitch I ever met!” “Sorry Boss, I…” “Gull darn it, I ain’t got the time for excuses…Look at me! I look like a damn shit hole! Smell like one too and now we gotta git [...]
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Three
Hog Jaw Hog Jaw Dectective Agency-Chapter three (SatireWorld.com) ‘Call Me ‘Frenchie’ Please’ The Greyhound’s brakes squealed and hissed as the driver pointed the bus away from the Hog Jaw Bus Station. As it gathered speed over the crunching of sparse gravel, the lurching departure was followed by a whoosh of oily diesel fumes and blowing [...]
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Two
Hog Jaw Detective Agency Chapter two (SatireWorld.com) The Incident at Bernie’s Merriweather spun the wheel of the Eldorado and turned on to the highway that would lead them to Mizz Schuster’s place about 40 minutes away. Shorty fidgeted in the seat rubbing his swollen wrists. He hoped the large bolt cutters wouldn’t leave a long [...]
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter 1
Hog Jaw Detective Agency Chapter 1 ‘BANG!’ “Missed it Boss” ‘BANG BANG!’ “Closer now, but it ain’t no cupie doll winning shot Boss.” “Shut up Shorty. Hold the target a little higher so I can see it better.”
Full StoryHog Jaw’s Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company Files For Bankruptcy. CEO Blames Product Name And Logo As ‘Poor Choice’
Special Business Section-Hog Jaw Gazette and Executioner Hog Jaw, Arkansas – (SatireWorld.com) The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company, located on Mayberry Street, filed Chapter 7 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Family owned by the Merriweather’s since 1945, the company employed 32 workers and sold products geared primarily for the outdoor recreational [...]
Full StoryOur Day Of Infamy…9-11-01 A Personal Journey
Our Day Of Infamy…9-11-01 My cell phone rang as I turned onto the busy highway. I had just finished an early morning breakfast meeting with an old time client and I was hurrying to get back to the office in time for our weekly staff meeting. It was my assistant Linda who excitedly told me [...]
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