ArchivesTag : Bargis Tryhol

Overweight Blountstown Women Claim ‘Hillary Will Make Us Skinny’

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Clarrisa Melton, age 44, and reluctantly still single, has been fat all her life. Her mother and father were fat and so were her grandparents who Melton claims were so large, they both worked in the circus. After many years of watching slim and trim women on TV, and beautiful toned […]

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Trump: ‘My Schlong Is Bigger Than Hillary’s’

Trump Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com) Rocking from his recent successful taunting of Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton by accusing her of being ‘schlonged’ by political neophyte Barack Obama back in 2008, Donald Trump again raised the ante by stating at a recent media gathering that ‘his schlong is bigger than Hillary’s!’

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Thanksgiving Circa 2025 – Now Called….’National Day of Substantial Regret’

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. The 800 inch TV sound system made hearing his wife’s words difficult to Winston’s ears.

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Pope Francis To Attend Nevada’s Burning Man Festival During US Visit

Black Rock, NV – (satireworld.com) Every year during the last week of August more than 60,000 people from across the globe flock to Nevada’s hot, dusty, Black Rock Desert, suddenly transforming it into a bustling city centered on radical self-reliance and self-expression that’s part art show, rave and music festival — complete with giant fire-shooting […]

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Bargis Tryhol Makes It Official…Enters 2016 Presidential Race

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Bargis Tryhol, the endearing and witty writer turned political activist and now 2016 Presidential Candidate, has issued his own stimulus plan to end the Obama-nomic turn down stagnating the entire US economy. Today Tryhol released his own 'Economic Stimulus' he plans to implement immediately upon taking office in January 2017.

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Chris Christie regains relevancy in NH after handing out Taylor Pork Roll Sandwiches!

Concord, NH – (satireworld.com) New Hampshire voters were left licking their lips after Presidential wannabe Governor Chris Christie whetted their appetite by introducing the crowd to a New Jersey staple, the tasty Taylor Ham Sandwich!

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Satire World contributors take sabatical to become “Quality Control” testors at Nevada’s Midnight Bunny Ranch!

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Confirming the old axiom from Mae West that “a hard man is good to find’, Dennis Hof owner of Nevada’s Midnight Bunny Ranch confirmed that he has hired the entire journalistic staff of Bargis Tryhol’s Satire World Spoof site to test his business plan and grade his employees!

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #113

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper.  This reporter took it upon himself to do just that.  Another staff writer, Philbert of Macademia, volunteered his help and assistance in locating the shooter.

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SatireWorld Exclusive: ‘An Interview With the Elusive ISIS Leader Caliph al-Baghdadi’

Tikrit, Iraq – (satireworld.com) As the leader of the world’s most feared and brutal terrorist organization ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi emerged from hiding hoping to strike fear into his western opponents by wearing all black and forcefully commanding all those devoted to Islam globally to bend to his will by acknowledging him as their supreme […]

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Lack of Common Sense linked to Liberal Education, New Study Shows!

Harvard, MA – (satireworld.com) A semi-partisan think tank released the results of a 6 year study after tracking graduates who had matriculated from elite universities up to 30 years ago and had gone on to careers where they proved they couldn’t smoke dope and manage anything at the same time.

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Satire World’s Home Grown 4th of July Party Big Hit With Fans!

Central Florida, USA – (satireworld.com) The first annual ‘Red-Hot & You’ SatireWorld Fourth of July party was a success due a great country music band ‘The Curlies’ and hundreds of party animals looking for a place to relax and enjoy being around bikini models, satireworld writers, and meeting other fans from all over the US […]

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Satire World Editor lauded for raising minimum wage for struggling writers to $12 a word, $25 for words used in imaginary quotes!

Somewhere in Florida….(satireworld.com) Bargis Tryhol became an overnight hero for free lance writers when he said “it’s time to close the gap between the pay scale for real writers who have something to say and washed up politicians who employ ghost writers and get $14M advances telling lies!”

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‘E” (for EVIL) Willams, newly acclaimed SW writer, said today he turned down an $8M advance from Hustler Magazine to serialize his ‘Sex Diaries!”

(satireworld.com) ‘Evil’ cited the experiences SW Editor Bargis Tryhol underwent when he was universally acknowledged as ‘the man with the world’s largest penis’ causing envy, resentment, and shunning in the UK resulting in his ultimate banning from an under endowed editor of a humour site there.

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Obama Directs FCC to Sit In on Satire World Editorial Conferences and Edit the News!

SatireWorld Corporate Headquarters In another example of the non relenting subversion of the Constitution and fair representation, the FCC announced unilaterally that they were imposing the “Multi Market Study of Critical Information Needs’ (MMSCIN) by- passing input from at least one of the two republicans on the commission.

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The Empire Strikes Back! SW takes Journalistic Restraint case to Supreme Court!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Following in the face of the attempt by Democrats to suppress Free Speech, and journalistic excellence, Satire World editor Bargis Tryhol says he’ll now face down the “Fascists in Washington” who want to muzzle his conservative publication.

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SW Organizes Humanitarian Aid for Devastated Martha’s Vineyard after Obama Tsunami Ruins Local Economy!

Martha’s Vineyard, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In keeping with his image as the Man with the World’s biggest Check Book, SW editor Bargis Tryhol put his money where his mouth is and sent the first installment of aid to the beleaguered island retreat left devastated after recent pillaging by the First Family.

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In Exclusive Interview “World’s Most Interesting Man” Endorses SatireWorld!

The Crystal Blue Waters of the Capacian Islands – (SatireWorld.com) On Board the MSV Conquest Sporting a dapper blue blazer and white cotton trousers rolled up above his ankles, Fernando Monte Verde took a few moments to sit down and chat with SatireWorld reporter Phil Macadamia. In a flurry of wafting blue cigar smoke, Monte […]

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Obama: “I was Real Cool in 2008. Now Voters Think I’m A Dud!”

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Hold on…Did I hear this right? Speaking at yet another Democratic fundraiser Tuesday, Obama admitted for the first time that being a supporter of his doesn’t have the same cool factor it did almost five years ago. “It’s not as trendy to be an Obama supporter as it was back […]

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PayPal Accidentally Credits SatireWorld Editor $92 Quadrillion Dollars!

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) When SatireWorld editor Bargis Tryhol opened his June PayPal e-mail statement, something was off. The jovial editor’s account balance had swelled to a whopping $92,233,720,368,547,800.

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President Obama the Cause of US Climate Change

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Researchers writing in the July issue of the prestigious US Journal of Thermodynamics have blamed the current US temperature increase on President Barack Obama.

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The Empire Strikes Back: Obama to Nationalize Liberal Print Media to Foil Bargis Tryhol!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following yesterday’s WSJ’s follow up story to a SW exclusive, a proposed conservative buyout of the nation’s most liberal, and misleading print media, President Obama has resorted to deceased socialist dictator Hugo Chavez’s playbook: Nationalize them!

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MASSIVE IPO CAUSES PANIC IN MAINSTREAM MEDIA AS SATIRE WORLD ANNOUNCES PENDING ACQUISITIONS!

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Staffers at the Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, the UK Guardian, the New York Times and the Chicago Tribune took a non binding vote TO QUIT after reports the Koch Brothers, Rupert Murdoch and Bargis Tryhol were about to buy out the failing publications!

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North Korea Strangely Silent after Kerry Delivers Sexual Aids to Kim Jung Dung, Jr.!

Poon Tang, N. Korea – (SatireWorld.com) In a last ditch effort to avoid annihilation by the superior physical and technical forces of the Peoples Repubic (sic) of North Korea, Secretary of State John Kerry landed on Inchon Beach to deliver a hoard of prized porn and sex toys to the deranged leader.

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Harry Reems Dead! Another ‘Big Gun’ Silenced in Liberal Hollywood!

Provo, Utah- (SatireWorld.com) Satire World editor Bargis Tryhol declared a day of mourning at the cutting edge investigative internet publication after learning of the death of his estranged and formerly conjoined twin Harry Reems in a VA hospital earlier this week.

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Former Staff Writer Harold Worth Apologizes To Satire World Editors and Reporters

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth, a former staff writer for this publication, entered our offices in Orlando, Florida yesterday, porkpie hat in hand. Worth had come to make apology to editor Bargis Tryhol and all of the site’s other reporters for derogatory comments that he had made on a recent drunken rage.

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Facebook Announces Corporate Move to Orlando Resulting in $1B Tax Saving!

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World (SW) Editor and Founder Bargis Tryhol announced today that Internet Juggernaut Facebook would be moving their corporate headquarters to his newly completed 800,000 square foot professional office park just outside Orlando, Florida, headquarters for his own internet empire.

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Heaven Help Us! 2012 Predictions from Beyond the Grave Uncovered!

The staff at Satire World was stunned today when they uncovered a set of predictions thought dead and buried with former scribe MORSE who had died under not so mysterious circumstances from knife wounds in the back during an ill fated sojourn into the murky realm of British Satire!

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Pay Toilets With A Privacy Twist…$.50 To Close The Door!

Havana, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Bowing to recent criticisms concerning its bathroom facities, toilet tissue, hand towel supplies and ongoing labor relation issues, SatireWorld’s Bargis Tryhol has instituted a fresh bold approach in offering his writers the best in public restroom accoutrements…Free public toilets with a slight twist!

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Investigative Journalists Try To Discover Middle Name of Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

Storm Cellar, Arkansas – (SatireWorld.com) Just what, exactly, does the “P.” stand for in Throckmorton P. Turdblossom? The curmudgeon, who writes The Country Boy Advice Column (for the publication), and noted humorist is refusing to reveal his exact middle name. All that the author will say is that it is a family name, it would […]

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