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Say Goodbye Roger! NFL in shock as Michael Sam says Goodell ignored pleas for help as his fiance beat him with his G-string in Domestic Abuse assault!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) LBGT activists picketed Roger Goodell’s office today amid reports that the commissioner refused to intervene after the NFL’s first self acknowledged gay player cried for help after a domestic abuse assault by his ‘girlfriend.”

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Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing.

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More Lies….Obama Claims 18 US Sailors Finally Rescued From WWII Ship Torpedoed During D-Day Invasion

Normandy Coast, France – (satireworld.com) According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.

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Obamanations announce split vacations: Black Bike Week for her; Gay Pride Week for him!

The White House – (satireworld.com) Confirming rumours of a Presidential marital split, WH spokespeeps for the President and First Lady announced individual plans for separate vacations this year, thereby doubling the cost to taxpayers! A spokesperson for Michelle confirmed she has accepted an invitation to lead the Black Biker parade in Atlantic Beach, SC later […]

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Obama denies involvement in gay Hollywood “Bugger-Bugger” pool parties; Claims he never learned to snorkel!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The Obama White House took the offensive today even as the widening investigation into Hollywood gay pedophile activity expanded with threats to name even more names in what is being called “Bugger-Gate’ and threatens even the highest political offices in the land.

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MSNBC Announces Date for Sixth Annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day”

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The MSNBC broadcast network has announced that Friday, May 2nd, will be their sixth annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day.” Network employee Chris “Tingles” Matthews said “While many companies hold a “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” or “Take Your Child to Work […]

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Warner Brothers Concedes: Affleck OUT, Obama IN as new BATMAN after fan Blacklash!

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Acceding to the demands of what he called “the voice of the American People’, Barack Obama has agreed to take on the role of Bruce Wayne in the next Batman episode after a fan backlash against Ben Affleck flooded social networking sites, and Obama’s own tax free super PAC, OFA (Organizing […]

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Fore! Obama rounds out ESPN Foursome with Olbermann , making for a real Network Cluster!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) ESPN announced today the return of serial liberal, demented sociopath, and all around numb-nuts Keith Olbermann in order to fill up the last slot in the Obama golf team nicknamed the “Foreskins’ by disgruntled golfers who have to give up their valued tee time to accommodate the attention deficit syndrome president.

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Politician Frank Doesn’t Even Win Home State In “Favorite Barney” Contest

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In a contest of favorite Barneys, there were very few surprises. Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show) did well among persons over fifty who had seen him when his show was on the air, law enforcement officers, and people who enjoyed watching classic television.

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Sphincters Tighten as Barney Frank Continues Back Door Assault on Kerry’s Seat!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Newly married and just retired Congressman Barney Frank, (D, Gay, MA,) continued his back door assault on Governor Deval Patrick who has yet to name a replacement for soon to be this country’s Secretary of State Senator John Kerry Heinz, 3 time purple heart winner, (one self inflicted according to one […]

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Urgent! Senator Harry Reid in Intensive Care After Operation to Remove “small foreign object’ from Rectum!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The surgeon general confirmed reports that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was in intensive care in ‘guarded condition’ after a 12 hour operation to remove his penis from his rectum.

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Satire World Investigates Real Meaning behind “Frank Debate ” by Obama on Fiscal Cliff.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Political observers were a twitter with the news that President Obama, fresh off his 1% mandate after the recent skewed election, met with House Majority Leader Boner (sic) over the weekend to allegedly ‘hammer out’ a bi partisan solution to the impending ‘fiscal cliff.”

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Barney Frank Enjoys His $5 Footlongs

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Senator Barney Frank admitted today that he enjoys going to Subway for his $5 footlong. The Massachusetts Democrat said that it is his favorite fast food place to go when he wants to “eat” and “get filled up.”

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Really, Was George W Bush So Bad?

This tells the story, of why Bush was so bad at the end of his term……. The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.

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Elton John and The Village People Upset Barney Frank Invites Adam Lambert to Perform at His Wedding Reception

Boston Butt, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Barney Frank (D-Ass) has caused controversy and jealousy in the entertainment world with his hiring of Adam Lambert to perform at his upcoming wedding reception. Other openly gay acts (Elton John and The Village People, for example) are upset that they were not asked first. The Construction Worker from […]

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Canadian Conundrum Continues in Gender “Box” Identification Confusion!

Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The Canadian government admitted today that they are stumped over how to classify an influx of EU citizens flooding the country over fears of unrest, anarchy, crimes against nature, sodomy, football (soccer) riots, high taxes, not to mention political correctness and ‘uman rights!

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Elizabeth Warren: My Tight Cheeks Not from Lyposuction!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Taking a page from General Custer, Mass-hole Senator Elizabeth Warren tried to circle her wagons after she was outed over her claims she was a minority Indian Maiden which afforded her special affirmative action perks during her rise to the 1%.

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Jackson, Sharpton, Wright Hail Palestinan Decision to Execute Estate Agent Who Sold to Jew!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Appearing on Al Sharpton’s Demagogue Hour on CNN, guests Jesse Jackson and Chicago pastor Jerimiah Wright praised the Palestinian Authority that recently sentenced to death one of their own for selling property to a Jew.

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Necrophilia Outlawed: DWS’s Husband Files for Divorce Claiming “Debbie’s Dead In Bed!”

Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling legal finding, the State of Illinois has finally outlawed Necrophilia, a new law certain to affect US web dating habits, and already affecting the marital rights of several high profile Democratic husbands.

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And the Bride Wore….Pink? Barney Frank Announces Nuptuals and Wedding Plans!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Although Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank had earlier announced his ‘engagement’ and pending marriage to long time partner Jim READY,42, plans for the bachelorette party, wedding, honeymoon and wishes to raise a family had been left rather vague.

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The Kennedy Legacy: You Pay for The Gift that Keeps on Giving, And Giving, And Giving!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) As each one of the far flung Kennedy Dynasty passed on, they left a legacy of taxpayer funded shrines that insured a perpetual annuity for survivors, as well as for rabid camp followers that now live pretty high on ‘honorary’ positions for the ‘Non Profits.”

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New Twist For Latest Kennedy Marriage and Run for Office: A Pre-Annulment Agreement from Vatican!

Hyannisport – (SatireWorld.com) Fate continues to raise its ugly head just as beleaguered taxpayers in the Northeast thought they had seen the last of the Kennedy web of intrigue, along comes the 31 year old ginger haired grandson of Robert F. Kennedy following the same old Joe Kennedy playbook funded on more than a wing […]

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Barney Frank to Move in with John Bercow in New BBC Reality Show: “Mind Me Gap!”

Cambridge, MA – (SatireWorld.com) International Twitter News was mildly aflutter today over minor and major news events on both sides of the pond…. In England, eyebrows were raised over speaker John Bercow’s commissioning of a life like portrait of himself, half stooped, head slapped directly on his shoulders minus a neck, as he rises from […]

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Bank Of America Cuts Obama WH Credit Line After Michelle Hits $15B Credit Limit!

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Embattled Bank of America (press 3 for English) announced today it was cutting off Michelle Obama’s credit line after an appraiser wiped out $50B in equity on the value of the White House!

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Anthony Wiener Hired As Commercial Spokesman By Der Weinerschnitzel Restaurant Chain

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Citing flagging interest and falling sales, the Der Weinershnitzel restaurant chain hired former New York Congressman Anthony “Underpants” Weiner as a commercial spokesman for their marketing campaign. Weiner, a Democrat who resigned from his seat this summer due to a scandal, will begin his official duties September 1st.

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“Never Again!” Conservative Jewish Voters In Florida Now Back Allen West After DWS Meltdown!

Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Conservative Jewish Voters in Florida are now saying they’ve had enough of Debbie Wasserman Schultz,(DWS)(D) the extreme liberal congressperson from Broward County after her back stabbing of African American Republican Congressman Allen West during floor time in Congress involving false allegations and distortions concerning the government entitlements Medicare and Medicaid.

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Hoping to ‘get a grip on myself’, Anthony Weiner Checks Himself Into Moorview Institute!

Moorview Institute (SatireWorld.com) Anthony Weiner, the NY Democratic Congressman with the bulge in his shorts, and a void in his brain, checked into the infamous Moorview Institute today after a coordinated call for his resignation appeared simultaneously from Liberal political leaders after a week of ear splitting silence.

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Congressman Weiner Upset People Are Referring To His Story As A “News Brief”

Brooklyn, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York is upset that members of the media are referring to his story as a “news brief.” The Democratic member of the House of Representatives, who is accused of sending an inappropriate picture of himself to a college student less than half his age, has […]

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White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called “invaluable in his service to his country in this time of […]

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‘Sandwich’, MA Summer Camp Now Butt of Jokes after Gay Revelations & Abuse Surface!

Boston, MA-(SatireWorld.com) There’s good news and bad news involving the Cape Cod summer camp forced to close after more than a dozen claims of sexual abuse involving happy campers, even including Senator Scott Brown ,( R), who claimed he was assaulted there as a youth in recent blockbuster revelations.

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