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Obama Names Barney Frank as “Rear Admiral” to Head New All Gay Fund Raising Fleet Devoted to “Cruising!”
Boston Harbor, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Retiring congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay, MA) was honored in the White House today as President Obama, the First Gay President, named Frank to grab the joy stick of the DNC signature new gay cruiser, “Bottoms Up.”
Full StoryCanadian Conundrum Continues in Gender “Box” Identification Confusion!
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The Canadian government admitted today that they are stumped over how to classify an influx of EU citizens flooding the country over fears of unrest, anarchy, crimes against nature, sodomy, football (soccer) riots, high taxes, not to mention political correctness and ‘uman rights!
Full StoryElizabeth Warren: My Tight Cheeks Not from Lyposuction!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Taking a page from General Custer, Mass-hole Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren tried to circle her wagons after she was outed over her claims she was a minority Indian Maiden which afforded her special affirmative action perks during her rise to the 1%.
Full StoryJackson, Sharpton, Wright Hail Palestinan Decision to Execute Estate Agent Who Sold to Jew!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Appearing on Al Sharpton’s Demagogue Hour on CNN, guests Jesse Jackson and Chicago pastor Jerimiah Wright praised the Palestinian Authority that recently sentenced to death one of their own for selling property to a Jew.
Full StoryNecrophilia Outlawed: DWS’s Husband Files for Divorce Claiming “Debbie’s Dead In Bed!”
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling legal finding, the State of Illinois has finally outlawed Necrophilia, a new law certain to affect US web dating habits, and already affecting the marital rights of several high profile Democratic husbands.
Full StoryJoe Kennedy IIII: I Am NOT a Bastard!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The latest in a long line of Massachusetts Kennedy heirs announced (big surprise) that he would be running for the Congressional seat soon to be vacated ( and properly sanitized), by Barney Frank, the state’s long serving sodomite and prime architect of the Mortgage Melt Down known in conservative circles as [...]
Full StoryAnd the Bride Wore….Pink? Barney Frank Announces Nuptuals and Wedding Plans!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Although Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank had earlier announced his ‘engagement’ and pending marriage to long time partner Jim READY,42, plans for the bachelorette party, wedding, honeymoon and wishes to raise a family had been left rather vague.
Full StorySan Francisco Salami Plant Gets Fined For Leaking
San Francisco,CA – (SatireWorld.com) A decades old San Francisco salami plant has been fined for leaking anhydrous ammonia into a busy part of popular Mission Street causing the evacuation of thousands of citizens. The Barney Frank Sausage Company reportedly was fined $700,000 in EPA fines and for clean-up costs after a 40 year old pipe [...]
Full StoryThe Kennedy Legacy: You Pay for The Gift that Keeps on Giving, And Giving, And Giving!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) As each one of the far flung Kennedy Dynasty passed on, they left a legacy of taxpayer funded shrines that insured a perpetual annuity for survivors, as well as for rabid camp followers that now live pretty high on ‘honorary’ positions for the ‘Non Profits.”
Full StoryNew Twist For Latest Kennedy Marriage and Run for Office: A Pre-Annulment Agreement from Vatican!
Hyannisport – (SatireWorld.com) Fate continues to raise its ugly head just as beleaguered taxpayers in the Northeast thought they had seen the last of the Kennedy web of intrigue, along comes the 31 year old ginger haired grandson of Robert F. Kennedy following the same old Joe Kennedy playbook funded on more than a wing [...]
Full StoryBarney Frank Displays His Nipples On House Floor….Has This Man No Shame?
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Outgoing Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) appeared to have the congressional equivalent of a wardrobe malfunction Monday, when he delivered an address from the House floor and ended up being upstaged by his own man-boobs.
Full StoryBarney Frank to Move in with John Bercow in New BBC Reality Show: “Mind Me Gap!”
Cambridge, MA – (SatireWorld.com) International Twitter News was mildly aflutter today over minor and major news events on both sides of the pond…. In England, eyebrows were raised over speaker John Bercow’s commissioning of a life like portrait of himself, half stooped, head slapped directly on his shoulders minus a neck, as he rises from [...]
Full Story‘Dorking Review’ Fails to Make Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue! Writers Get “pissed” Again!
Dallas, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Neiman Marcus announced it’s annual lavish holiday catalogue filled with outlandish, and pricey, items that are usually bought by someone with more money than class, taste, or brains.
Full StoryBank Of America Cuts Obama WH Credit Line After Michelle Hits $15B Credit Limit!
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Embattled Bank of America (press 3 for English) announced today it was cutting off Michelle Obama’s credit line after an appraiser wiped out $50B in equity on the value of the White House!
Full StoryAnthony Wiener Hired As Commercial Spokesman By Der Weinerschnitzel Restaurant Chain
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Citing flagging interest and falling sales, the Der Weinershnitzel restaurant chain hired former New York Congressman Anthony “Underpants” Weiner as a commercial spokesman for their marketing campaign. Weiner, a Democrat who resigned from his seat this summer due to a scandal, will begin his official duties September 1st.
Full Story“Never Again!” Conservative Jewish Voters In Florida Now Back Allen West After DWS Meltdown!
Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Conservative Jewish Voters in Florida are now saying they’ve had enough of Debbie Wasserman Schultz,(DWS)(D) the extreme liberal congressperson from Broward County after her back stabbing of African American Republican Congressman Allen West during floor time in Congress involving false allegations and distortions concerning the government entitlements Medicare and Medicaid.
Full StoryHoping to ‘get a grip on myself’, Anthony Weiner Checks Himself Into Moorview Institute!
Moorview Institute (SatireWorld.com) Anthony Weiner, the NY Democratic Congressman with the bulge in his shorts, and a void in his brain, checked into the infamous Moorview Institute today after a coordinated call for his resignation appeared simultaneously from Liberal political leaders after a week of ear splitting silence.
Full StoryCongressman Weiner Upset People Are Referring To His Story As A “News Brief”
Brooklyn, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York is upset that members of the media are referring to his story as a “news brief.” The Democratic member of the House of Representatives, who is accused of sending an inappropriate picture of himself to a college student less than half his age, has [...]
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