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Politician Frank Doesn’t Even Win Home State In “Favorite Barney” Contest
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In a contest of favorite Barneys, there were very few surprises. Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show) did well among persons over fifty who had seen him when his show was on the air, law enforcement officers, and people who enjoyed watching classic television.
Full StorySphincters Tighten as Barney Frank Continues Back Door Assault on Kerry’s Seat!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Newly married and just retired Congressman Barney Frank, (D, Gay, MA,) continued his back door assault on Governor Deval Patrick who has yet to name a replacement for soon to be this country’s Secretary of State Senator John Kerry Heinz, 3 time purple heart winner, (one self inflicted according to one [...]
Full StoryUrgent! Senator Harry Reid in Intensive Care After Operation to Remove “small foreign object’ from Rectum!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The surgeon general confirmed reports that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was in intensive care in ‘guarded condition’ after a 12 hour operation to remove his penis from his rectum.
Full StorySatire World Investigates Real Meaning behind “Frank Debate ” by Obama on Fiscal Cliff.
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Political observers were a twitter with the news that President Obama, fresh off his 1% mandate after the recent skewed election, met with House Majority Leader Boner (sic) over the weekend to allegedly ‘hammer out’ a bi partisan solution to the impending ‘fiscal cliff.”
Full StoryBarney Frank Enjoys His $5 Footlongs
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Senator Barney Frank admitted today that he enjoys going to Subway for his $5 footlong. The Massachusetts Democrat said that it is his favorite fast food place to go when he wants to “eat” and “get filled up.”
Full StoryReally, Was George W Bush So Bad?
This tells the story, of why Bush was so bad at the end of his term……. The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.
Full StoryElton John and The Village People Upset Barney Frank Invites Adam Lambert to Perform at His Wedding Reception
Boston Butt, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Barney Frank (D-Ass) has caused controversy and jealousy in the entertainment world with his hiring of Adam Lambert to perform at his upcoming wedding reception. Other openly gay acts (Elton John and The Village People, for example) are upset that they were not asked first. The Construction Worker from [...]
Full StoryCanadian Conundrum Continues in Gender “Box” Identification Confusion!
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The Canadian government admitted today that they are stumped over how to classify an influx of EU citizens flooding the country over fears of unrest, anarchy, crimes against nature, sodomy, football (soccer) riots, high taxes, not to mention political correctness and ‘uman rights!
Full StoryElizabeth Warren: My Tight Cheeks Not from Lyposuction!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Taking a page from General Custer, Mass-hole Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren tried to circle her wagons after she was outed over her claims she was a minority Indian Maiden which afforded her special affirmative action perks during her rise to the 1%.
Full StoryJackson, Sharpton, Wright Hail Palestinan Decision to Execute Estate Agent Who Sold to Jew!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Appearing on Al Sharpton’s Demagogue Hour on CNN, guests Jesse Jackson and Chicago pastor Jerimiah Wright praised the Palestinian Authority that recently sentenced to death one of their own for selling property to a Jew.
Full StoryNecrophilia Outlawed: DWS’s Husband Files for Divorce Claiming “Debbie’s Dead In Bed!”
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling legal finding, the State of Illinois has finally outlawed Necrophilia, a new law certain to affect US web dating habits, and already affecting the marital rights of several high profile Democratic husbands.
Full StoryAnd the Bride Wore….Pink? Barney Frank Announces Nuptuals and Wedding Plans!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Although Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank had earlier announced his ‘engagement’ and pending marriage to long time partner Jim READY,42, plans for the bachelorette party, wedding, honeymoon and wishes to raise a family had been left rather vague.
Full StoryThe Kennedy Legacy: You Pay for The Gift that Keeps on Giving, And Giving, And Giving!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) As each one of the far flung Kennedy Dynasty passed on, they left a legacy of taxpayer funded shrines that insured a perpetual annuity for survivors, as well as for rabid camp followers that now live pretty high on ‘honorary’ positions for the ‘Non Profits.”
Full StoryNew Twist For Latest Kennedy Marriage and Run for Office: A Pre-Annulment Agreement from Vatican!
Hyannisport – (SatireWorld.com) Fate continues to raise its ugly head just as beleaguered taxpayers in the Northeast thought they had seen the last of the Kennedy web of intrigue, along comes the 31 year old ginger haired grandson of Robert F. Kennedy following the same old Joe Kennedy playbook funded on more than a wing [...]
Full StoryBarney Frank to Move in with John Bercow in New BBC Reality Show: “Mind Me Gap!”
Cambridge, MA – (SatireWorld.com) International Twitter News was mildly aflutter today over minor and major news events on both sides of the pond…. In England, eyebrows were raised over speaker John Bercow’s commissioning of a life like portrait of himself, half stooped, head slapped directly on his shoulders minus a neck, as he rises from [...]
Full StoryBank Of America Cuts Obama WH Credit Line After Michelle Hits $15B Credit Limit!
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Embattled Bank of America (press 3 for English) announced today it was cutting off Michelle Obama’s credit line after an appraiser wiped out $50B in equity on the value of the White House!
Full StoryAnthony Wiener Hired As Commercial Spokesman By Der Weinerschnitzel Restaurant Chain
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Citing flagging interest and falling sales, the Der Weinershnitzel restaurant chain hired former New York Congressman Anthony “Underpants” Weiner as a commercial spokesman for their marketing campaign. Weiner, a Democrat who resigned from his seat this summer due to a scandal, will begin his official duties September 1st.
Full Story“Never Again!” Conservative Jewish Voters In Florida Now Back Allen West After DWS Meltdown!
Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Conservative Jewish Voters in Florida are now saying they’ve had enough of Debbie Wasserman Schultz,(DWS)(D) the extreme liberal congressperson from Broward County after her back stabbing of African American Republican Congressman Allen West during floor time in Congress involving false allegations and distortions concerning the government entitlements Medicare and Medicaid.
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