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Hoping to ‘get a grip on myself’, Anthony Weiner Checks Himself Into Moorview Institute!
Moorview Institute (SatireWorld.com) Anthony Weiner, the NY Democratic Congressman with the bulge in his shorts, and a void in his brain, checked into the infamous Moorview Institute today after a coordinated call for his resignation appeared simultaneously from Liberal political leaders after a week of ear splitting silence.
Full StoryCongressman Weiner Upset People Are Referring To His Story As A “News Brief”
Brooklyn, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York is upset that members of the media are referring to his story as a “news brief.” The Democratic member of the House of Representatives, who is accused of sending an inappropriate picture of himself to a college student less than half his age, has [...]
Full StoryWhite House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called “invaluable in his service to his country in this time of [...]
Full Story‘Sandwich’, MA Summer Camp Now Butt of Jokes after Gay Revelations & Abuse Surface!
Boston, MA-(SatireWorld.com) There’s good news and bad news involving the Cape Cod summer camp forced to close after more than a dozen claims of sexual abuse involving happy campers, even including Senator Scott Brown ,( R), who claimed he was assaulted there as a youth in recent blockbuster revelations.
Full StoryThanks to Obama, New Poll Places US Ahead of Britain as “Most Hated Country!”
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) It took over 6 centuries for Britain to be universally hated according to apologist PM Dave Cameron, but it was announced today by an independent international Think Tank President Barry Obama’s reign only took 14 1/2 months to surpass the Brits and make America ‘the country you most love to hate.”
Full StoryNASCAR Forced to Accept Gay Driver and Chevy Volt As Congress Approves Funding for US Army Race Cars!
Washington,DC-(satireworld.com) Good news and bad news today as Congress voted to keep military funding in place to sponsor US Army ads on NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Ryan Newman’s car. The Bad News? Nancy Pelosi amendment requires NASCAR to find a gay driver for a Government Motor’s racing version of the Chevy Volt!
Full StorySailors Finally Rescued From US Navy Ship Torpedoed In WWII
Cape Hatteras, NC-(satireworld.com) A U.S. Navy ship sunk during WWII has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued 20 miles off Cape Hatteras, N.C. today.
Full StoryObama Solves US Housing Crisis! ‘Squat to Own’ New Government Program Sets Off Street Riots!
The White House-(satireworld.com) President Barack Obama has decided to tackle America’s Housing Crisis head on by kicking off a blockbuster marketing deal ahead of the impending 2012 elections to insure he regains his base and gets them out to vote!
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