ArchivesTag : Bill Clinton

Obama Foundation Manhattan Base Outed

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) “No wonder Bill Clinton is pissed,” a concierge at the imposing Billionaires Row tower said this weekend, “now that his Arkansas Presidential Library rooftop poop (pool? – Ed) pipe-dream’s been trumped – by Obama’s new Foundation pad.”

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Lost? Scared? Heading For A Pre-Election Bladder Seizure?? Latest Mobile Tools Alert Clinton Family Of Hillary’s Location, Status, Bloodpressure C*unt, etc

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) “So far none of her mobile apps, wearables or social media site contacts appears to have been infiltrated,” a campaign mouthpiece said today amid reports that Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been security tagged with a high tech ankle bracelet that alerts Bill, Chelsea and/or much of the Clinton […]

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Today’s Photo Brought To you By….Chicago Mortuary Services

When you care enough to send the very best to those you unmercifully rub out… Courtesy of the Clinton Machine

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Overweight Blountstown Women Claim ‘Hillary Will Make Us Skinny’

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Clarrisa Melton, age 44, and reluctantly still single, has been fat all her life. Her mother and father were fat and so were her grandparents who Melton claims were so large, they both worked in the circus. After many years of watching slim and trim women on TV, and beautiful toned […]

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Speedo Drops Hillary Clinton As First Sponsors Sense Looming November Defeat

Beeville, PA – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton has lost her first major sponsor when Speedo USA announced it is dropping the career politician over speculation that an October Surprise email leak will surely wreck any chances of a Clinton Presidential victory in November.

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Hillary Scares Campaign Crowd In Scranton After 12 Minute Trance-like Stare Into Nothingness

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com) TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the […]

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The Clinton Death List….90 Names of Those Who Perished Associated With The Clintons

A trail of Death – The following is a list of a number of persons who have died in suspicious circumstances who had connection to the Clinton’s or the Clinton’s dealings. The length and breadth of this list is disconcerting. It is beyond credibility that very many of these cases are coincidences.

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Climate Change Blamed As Bill Clinton Has Alzheimers Rumor

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com) “She’s gonna dump Bill in a geriatric Supermax,” a DNC spokesperson said today, “soon as the last vote’s been counted on November 8.”

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With Hillary Securing Nomination, Bill Begins Transitioning

CALIFORNIA – (satireworld.com) As soon as his WINO (Wife In Name Only) Hillary racked up enough delegates to secure the presumptive presidential nomination for the Democrats, Bill Clinton announced he will begin transitioning to a woman in the event that he becomes First Lady this fall.

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Killer Shark Spotted Close to Clintons’ Long Island Rental

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com) Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

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Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors

New York – (Satireworld.com): The wannabe Madam President’s charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors with terrible human frights records – including ‘Philosophy of the World’ albums by The Shaggs (1969).

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Bill Clinton Waged War Over ‘Death Of A Princess’ Files

Langley, VA – (Satireworld.com) “Makes British serial child molestor pervert Jimmy Savile look like the bloody virgin Mary,” a former intelligence bigwig said today amid claims Bill Clinton orchestrated a lavish whitewash to save his own fetid foreskin by ‘deleting’ evidence of a horrible predatory past.

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Have You Been Raped By Bill ?

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Kathleen Willey, one of the women who famously accused Bill Clinton of sexual assault, used a radio interview on Sunday to call on other female victims of Bill Clinton to contact her and consider going public.

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Bill Clinton Secretly Hoping for Hillary Indictment, Conjugal Visits

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) While his wife was getting spanked by Bernie Sanders in Wisconsin tonight, sources say Bill Clinton is secretly hoping that Hillary gets indicted, has to drop out of the presidential race, and is ultimately incarcerated.

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Nevada Prostitutes Endorse Hillary….Bill Says He’ll Support Those That Support His Wife

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Ahead of the Nevada Democratic caucuses, a group of ‘sex workers’ operating under the name Hookers for Hillary is going all in for Hillary Clinton’s campaign…touting her positions on letting her husband screw anything with a pulse and her favoring lesbian issues as contributing factors in giving their ‘hole-hearted’ support.

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Hillary finally coughs up Hairball …DNA pending…

Reno, NV – (satireworld.com) After another gagging event during a $650,000 speaking engagement at a LBGT event Hillary finally coughed up the problem…a giant Hairball some say may be linked to “close personal assistant” Hummer Wiener!

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Bill Clinton….The Lewinski Cronicles 1997 Part III

Part III The Lewinsky Scandal The White House (satireworld.com) President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having sex in the Oval Office with […]

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DC Metro Female Butt Pincher Eludes Police

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Female commuters riding the Washington DC Metro during morning and evening rush hours have been plagued by a “Butt Pincher” sneaking up behind these ladies and then disappearing into the crowded car or getting off the train. Metro Transportation Police have designated this person of interest as the “Shadow.”

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Bill Clinton Giddy Over Prospects of WH Becoming “Best Little Whorehouse in DC”

CHAPPEQUA, NY – (satireworld.com) A new book is being released that details Bill Clinton’s current affair with a mistress called “Energizer.” I have no idea what that means. Can anybody help me out on that one? Anyway, according to the book, as soon as the Witch of Chappequa leaves their mansion, Energizer is escorted (no […]

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Monica Lewinski Announces Presidential Bid

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) After a string of successful personal mea culpa appearances over the past 18 months where she promoted her version of very public humiliation during her brief employment at the White House as an intern with benefits. Monica Lewinski called a press conference today and announced plans for her immediate […]

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Hillary To Announce Presidential Run This Weekend

New York City – (satireworld.com) Surprise! Surprise! A source with knowledge of Hillary Clinton’s campaign plans has confirmed to SatireWorld that she will officially announce her 2016 presidential bid on Saturday or Sunday. This will be imminently followed by campaign travel to Iowa and New Hampshire.

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Jefferey Epstein narrowly avoids assasination while Clinton Camp and Buckingham Palace claim it was a botched suicide attempt!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Convicted pedophile, mega millionaire, and poster boy for Viagra, Jeff Epstein claims he was the target of a killer as he shopped for ‘party favors’ at a Victoria’s Secret boutique in Washington DC early this morning!

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Jeffrey Epstein….The Billionaire Pedophile With Links To Bill Clinton

Palm Beach, FL – (satireworld.com) A list of people who have associated with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein over the years would take in the world of celebrity, science, politics…and now ex-presidents and royalty. Over the past few years, the tea sipping yoga practicing financier has been linked with ex-US President Bill Clinton and the royal […]

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Monica Lewinski: ‘Democrats Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth’

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky spoke at Forbes’ 30 Under 30 summit on Monday, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999.

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Obama calms Ebola fears of media: “I swapped spit with heroic nurse in Dallas and hardly raised a sweat,although Michelle did crap her pants!’

The White House – (satireworld.com) At a tense photo op at the White House after a brief cabinet meeting with his staff to confirm that he had no “F******g” idea on how to get a handle on Ebola in the US, the President expressed complete confidence in his CDC chief saying, “Dr. Thomas Frieden is […]

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New Clinton Baby Already Bossing People Around, Whining Like a Liberal

New York City – (satireworld.com) Just days after entering the world, the latest addition to the Clinton clan is showing attributes the former first family adores. Charlotte Clinton, third in line for the Clinton crown, has apparently learned the classic traits of crying when she doesn’t get her way, screaming when she wants something, and […]

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Chelsea Has A Baby….Grandpa Bill Passes Out Cigars….No One Lights Them Up!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton- Mezvinsky, aka Thunder thighs-in-Waiting, delivered a 12lb baby girl named Charlotte in a hospitalized drama setting that had more people milling about than a two hour televised mini-series filmed in Tokyo.

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Glad Wrap To Change Name To Gay Wrap

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Glad Wrap, the alternative to Saran Wrap (“Don’t get mad, get Glad”), has decided to change the name of their product to cash in on the current positive publicity that comes from being an “out” homosexual. Beginning at the end of the currently supply run, all new packaging will carry the […]

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Thoughts on Chelsea Clinton

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Some random thoughts on Chelsea Clinton (The former First Daughter whom we could have to put up with as First Daughter again!).

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