ArchivesTag : Bill Clinton
McDonald’s and Burger King Restaurants Sued by Angry Commuter
New York NY – (SatireWorld.com) Former President Bill Clinton, Chairman of the non-profit William J. Clinton Foundation, has hired the prestigious New York City (NYC) law firm of Bloomberg and Sharpton to represent him and any commuter with similar experiences who want to join the lawsuit against McDonald’s and Burger King Restaurants. The complaint alleges [...]
Full StorySlick Willie Comments on Ashley Judd as Senate Hopeful: “Close, but no Cigar!”
New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Habitual serial womanizer and past president ‘Wet Willie’ Clinton is backing off actress Ashley Judd, a hollywood activist and brain dead liberal, for the Kentucky senate seat contest in 2014.
Full StoryThe Obama Two Step is Sweeping the Country
Washington DC: Not since the “Roaring twenty’s Charleston” has a dance craze such as the Obama two-step mesmerized so many Americans into an apathetic stupor.
Full StoryAmericans Concussed: Slapped Up Along Side the Head and Seeing Double: It’s Hillary in 2016!
New York City, NY- (Satireworld.com) A mega wealthy Greek (NPI), whose daughter was appointed an ambassador thanks to his massive fund raising efforts, has announced unequivocally that Hillary Clinton will be our next president in 2016, 2020, and by then of course HERE COMES CHELSEA!
Full StorySphincters Tighten as Barney Frank Continues Back Door Assault on Kerry’s Seat!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Newly married and just retired Congressman Barney Frank, (D, Gay, MA,) continued his back door assault on Governor Deval Patrick who has yet to name a replacement for soon to be this country’s Secretary of State Senator John Kerry Heinz, 3 time purple heart winner, (one self inflicted according to one [...]
Full StoryHillary Remains Hospitalized after Blood Clots from Bust Enhancement Go to Her Butt and Threaten Brain!
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Hillary Rod-HAM Clinton remains hospitalized tonight after three weeks of disappearing off the radar, a not insignificant happening considering the size of her blip!
Full StorySandra Fluke Misses Period, Retains Gloria Allred in Faulty Condom Suit Against Obama!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The poster child for government funded promiscuity is not taking any chances after she reportedly missed her November period and is ready to sue just about everybody over free defective government supplied birth control measures.
Full StoryWhat Raising any Puppy Could Have Taught Petraeus!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Perhaps with his long military career and many different postings General Petraeus never had the time to have raised a dog in his military family. If he had, perhaps things would have not resolved to the point where he finds himself disgraced, discredited, and disowned after an otherwise distinguished career serving [...]
Full StoryClinton: Obama Sleeping on the Job & Economy Traced to African Tryanosomiasis!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Obama surrogate and close political advisor Bill Clinton told supporters at a rally in Arkansas that the President shouldn’t be blamed for the last three and a half years of declining moral and economic values in the United States saying, “The man is sick….it’s not his fault…he’s asleep on his feet!”
Full StoryNew Twist in Columbia Hooker Scandal: Escort Now Claims Hillary ‘stiffed me!”
The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) The Columbian Hookergate Scandal refuses to go away, as yet more Escorts come out from under the desk complaining about ‘getting stiffed’ by members of the President’s Secret Service and the investigation is now focusing on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her ‘Pants Suit Posse!”
Full Story“Obama Advance Team on ‘Secret Servicing’ Not So Secret Anymore” Bill Clinton Laments!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent confrontation in Columbia between Obama’s Advance Team over the exchange rate for personal presidential services has revealed a long standing “perk’ instituted by former President and skirt chaser Bill Clinton.
Full StoryClinton Forced to Confess: Chelsea is my Love Child with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Former President Bill Clinton was forced to finally acknowledge what has long been suspected; Chelsea is NOT his daughter with long suffering wife Hillary!
Full StoryLily Pond Lane couple to publish Clintons snooping dossier
East Hampton, Long Island – (SatireWorld.com) “Anyone listing their boring-as-hell repro fireplaces as a property’s top selling feature gotta be a nouveau riche asshole punting to the Clintons,” Lily Pond Lane resident Dr Lamar Madison commented today as Tropical Storm Irene lashed the Hamptons.
Full StoryBill Clinton’s Memoirs Part III…The ‘Monica Lewinsky-Zippergate’ Scandal
Part III The Lewinsky Scandal President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having sex in the Oval Office with an intern half his [...]
Full StoryWOW! Wacky Wu to Step Down. Pelosi,”He’s Nutz, But We Need his Vote!”
House Chambers – (SatireWorld.com) The Democrats in charge of the asylum today welcomed Congressman David Wu’s resignation but said he couldn’t leave until he cast his vote on the impending debt crisis amendment.
Full StoryGuiness Book Lists The Great Orators of the Democratic Party
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Famous Democrat Quotes: 'One man with courage makes a majority.' – Andrew Jackson 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' – Franklin D. Roosevelt 'The buck stops here.' – Harry S. Truman 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your [...]
Full StoryArnold Schwartzenegger, John Edwards, and Bill Clinton Team Up For A ‘Celebrity Family Values’ Tour
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) While taking some time off from his newest action flick ‘The Inseminator-Rise of the Phallus,’ Arnold Schwartzenegger met with John Edwards and compared their lives after each fathered an illigitimate child while married to other woman. Clinton promised to have Jesse Jackson talk with both of them hoping the inspirational chat [...]
Full StoryMonica Lewinsky Turns 50 Years Old This Month. Bill Clinton Will Not Be Sending A Card.
New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Fifty years old. Can you believe it ? It seems like only yesterday, She was crawling around the White House Oval Office on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don’t they?
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