ArchivesTag : Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton Spills Milkshake on Her Lap in McDonald’s Drive Thru Window, Sues For Burns

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Former First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State verified her frigid condition to the world with her latest lawsuit. The potential Presidential candidate spilled a twenty-two degree McDonald’s milkshake in her lap and sued the fast food chain because of the burns that she suffered.

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Michelle Obama Denies ‘Blood Feud’ With Clintons: “We Only Played ‘Family Feud’ With Them”

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) After the release of the top-selling book by Ed Klein, “Blood Feud,” Michelle Obama has come forward to clear the air about reported animosity between America’s two royal families – The Obamas and the Clintons.

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Bill Clinton: “Contrary to Ed Klein’s Book, Hillary Does Not Have Acute Angina’

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Ed Klein’s newly released book ‘Blood Feud’ revealed that ex- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has a heart ailment that she has kept secret hoping to avoid controversy that would hinder her chances to become president in 2016. Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu […]

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NBC Pays Chelsea Clinton $600K NOT To Appear On TV

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and potential presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for four months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

‘Next time you sit for an interview Hillary, I suggest you check the mirror’

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A Rags to Riches Story…How Hillary and Bill Screw The US Government

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) This week, Maybe-a-Presidential-candidate Hillary Clinton showed her plain-as-folk face and went on a Diane Sawyer softballed TV interview promoting her book in an effort to connect with average Joe and Josie America to show them she’s just like them! Millions listened to Hillary tell her story of being ‘dirt poor broke’ […]

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Hillary Clinton Reveals She Was Original Member of “The Beverly Hillbillies”

New York City – (satireworld.com) Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came out of the poor house long enough today, on her current book tour, to confess to the world how hard her life has been. She and former President Clinton were “dead broke.”

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Pre-Ticket Sales For Hillary Event Flop…Promoters Almost Giving Them Away To Fill Seats

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) Tickets to a Hillary Clinton event are now being sold as a promotional item and the prices have been slashed to pick up sales. The former Secretary of State and likely presidential candidate is slated to speak at the 1ST Bank Center outside of Denver on Monday. The tickets were originally […]

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Bill Clinton Admits….’Yes, Hillary’s Eaten More Pussy Than I Have’

Little Rock AR – (SatireWorld.com) Their 12-year affair made Gennifer Flowers one of the most high profile mistresses in America. Now, two decades after they split amid scandal, the former news reporter from Little Rock, Arkansas wants to ‘sit down and talk’ with Bill Clinton.

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Monica Lewinski Turns 40 Years Old Today…Bill Clinton Will Not Be sending A Card!

New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Forty years old. Can you believe it ? It seems like only yesterday, She was crawling around the White House Oval Office on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don’t they?

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Ultrasound Shows Chelsea Clinton’s Unborn Child is a Conservative

Great Falls, VA – (satireworld.com) To the horror of the entire Clinton clan, ultrasound results have proven that Chelsea Clinton is pregnant with a conservative child. The family was overjoyed at the initial news of the pregnancy but, upon learning of the test results, have gone in to a time of mourning over its political […]

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Global Warming Blamed For Women’s Worldwide Vagina Cool Down

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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Obama denies involvement in gay Hollywood “Bugger-Bugger” pool parties; Claims he never learned to snorkel!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The Obama White House took the offensive today even as the widening investigation into Hollywood gay pedophile activity expanded with threats to name even more names in what is being called “Bugger-Gate’ and threatens even the highest political offices in the land.

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Chelsea Clinton Baby Drama! Baby Daddy Confusion For 2016!

New York City – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton was beaming on the red carpet Thursday night, just hours after sharing with the world the happy news that she and Marc Mezvinsky are expecting their first child. The 34-year-old revealed she was pregnant Thursday afternoon to reporters who couldn’t wait tp swoon over a positive angle on […]

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Bubba refutes claims Hillary too old to run: “old gal takes a lickin’ & keeps on tickin’ !”

The White House – (satireworld.com) With the images of being back in the White House as a ‘stay at home mom’, former President Bill Clinton , is positively salivating over the thought of a fresh crop of interns and ‘dinner and a porn movie’ with dysfunctional Hollywood Nymphos and Nymphets.

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Presidential Vagina Chronicles: Michelle Says: “I can’t go home again” After Barry Caught Dipping his Johnson in the Danish Cheese Spread!

The National Enquirer confirmed the story that SW broke last week about the Obama marriage being ‘irretrievably broken’ and even added a few more juicy tidbits that SW with held out of deference to the office of the President of the United States.

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Hillary Nude? Clinton Bioptic Revived with Lena Dunham in Lead Role!

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Plans are afoot, according to SW insiders, to breathe new life into the Hillary Clinton mini-series prior to the 2016 Presidential Election, despite the venture being scuttled at least two times before due to embarrassing weight issues and brain damage involving the former first lady and Secretary of State.

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Lesbians Upset Hillary and Huma Stayed In Closet on National Coming Out Day

Fag Gut Town, NY – (SatireWoprld.com) While the celebration was not noticed or observed by most people in the United States (unless their television news rammed it down their throats), October 11th was observed as National Coming Out Day. Many long suspected/world’s worst kept secret gays came out of the closet and revealed their sexual […]

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SatireWorld To Produce Clinton-Lewinski TV Miniseries…’Close But No Cigar’

Hog Jaw, Arkansas – (SatireWorld.com) In response to the reports that several mini-series about Hillary Clinton are soon to be broadcast on CNN and NBC which would overtly promote her political ambitions, the editorial staff of SatireWorld have decided to produce a three-part series about the Bill Clinton – Monica Lewinski affair that captivated America […]

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How Do Political Hacks Like the Bill & Hillary Clinton Become So Wealthy?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) How do mediocre politicians like the Clintons become so wealthy? If you’re like millions of other regular middle-class Americans you probably ask yourself that question each time you see their well-nourished faces spouting stupid rhetoric on TV.

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Pope Announces from Vatican that Catholic Church Will Begin Selling Indulgences on E-Bay

Yhe Vatican – (SatireWorld.com) In an effort to revive flagging revenues due to recent bad business investments and poor publicity, the Vatican announced today that the Catholic Church will begin selling indulgences on the internet. The ‘Get-Out-Of-Hell-Free Cards’ permit the owner to get away with a variety of sins and not suffer moral responsibility or […]

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Bill Clinton on his cosmetic double mastectomy: I did it for my kids and for my legacy!

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Just days after his clandestine double mastectomy in a private Swiss clinic, ever effervescent bon vivant Bill Clinton was seen sunning on the Riviera wearing a stunning two piece Speedo including a prosthetic bikini top and showing no signs of slowing down!

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McDonald’s and Burger King Restaurants Sued by Angry Commuter

New York NY – (SatireWorld.com) Former President Bill Clinton, Chairman of the non-profit William J. Clinton Foundation, has hired the prestigious New York City (NYC) law firm of Bloomberg and Sharpton to represent him and any commuter with similar experiences who want to join the lawsuit against McDonald’s and Burger King Restaurants. The complaint alleges […]

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Slick Willie Comments on Ashley Judd as Senate Hopeful: “Close, but no Cigar!”

New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Habitual serial womanizer and past president ‘Wet Willie’ Clinton is backing off actress Ashley Judd, a hollywood activist and brain dead liberal, for the Kentucky senate seat contest in 2014.

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The Obama Two Step is Sweeping the Country

Washington DC: Not since the “Roaring twenty’s Charleston” has a dance craze such as the Obama two-step mesmerized so many Americans into an apathetic stupor.

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Americans Concussed: Slapped Up Along Side the Head and Seeing Double: It’s Hillary in 2016!

New York City, NY- (Satireworld.com) A mega wealthy Greek (NPI), whose daughter was appointed an ambassador thanks to his massive fund raising efforts, has announced unequivocally that Hillary Clinton will be our next president in 2016, 2020, and by then of course HERE COMES CHELSEA!

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Sphincters Tighten as Barney Frank Continues Back Door Assault on Kerry’s Seat!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Newly married and just retired Congressman Barney Frank, (D, Gay, MA,) continued his back door assault on Governor Deval Patrick who has yet to name a replacement for soon to be this country’s Secretary of State Senator John Kerry Heinz, 3 time purple heart winner, (one self inflicted according to one […]

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Hillary Remains Hospitalized after Blood Clots from Bust Enhancement Go to Her Butt and Threaten Brain!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Hillary Rod-HAM Clinton remains hospitalized tonight after three weeks of disappearing off the radar, a not insignificant happening considering the size of her blip!

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Sandra Fluke Misses Period, Retains Gloria Allred in Faulty Condom Suit Against Obama!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The poster child for government funded promiscuity is not taking any chances after she reportedly missed her November period and is ready to sue just about everybody over free defective government supplied birth control measures.

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What Raising any Puppy Could Have Taught Petraeus!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Perhaps with his long military career and many different postings General Petraeus never had the time to have raised a dog in his military family. If he had, perhaps things would have not resolved to the point where he finds himself disgraced, discredited, and disowned after an otherwise distinguished career serving […]

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