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Home Secretary Theresa May Calls for Press Conference Yesterday Over Pensioner Accused of Killing 4′ Rat!
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A disheveled, dazed and confused Theresa May, the 56 year old MP from Maidenhead (NPI), and the besieged Home Secretary today called for a 3 PM news conference yesterday, to discuss ‘yuman rights as they apply to rats entering the country illegally , posing threats to the populace and being exterminated [...]
Full Story9 out of 10 Brits Think “Titantic” and “The Longest Day” Were Just Made Up Flicks!
Portsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a shocking street poll conducted through out Britain by volunteer Satire World stringers, 90% of those polled were gobsmacked to find out that “Titanic” was a real ship sunk by an iceberg, and that ” The Longest Day, ” which depicted the allies invasion of Normandy during WWII was based [...]
Full Story“Boy In A Bag” Mystery Reopened as Ties to “Britain’s Got Talent” Revealed!
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) “All good things come to people who wait,” said Fiona Wilcox, the Crown’s Coroner for Westminster, as she announced she would be reopening the investigation of the ‘mysterious’ death of MI6 cryptologist Gareth Williams, 31, found trussed up like a bagged goose just two short years ago.
Full StoryEU Diversity Edict Kills Primogeniture in UK: First Born Son Can Now be Queen!
The centuries old tradition of Primogeniture in Britain which determined that succession to the Crown went to the first born male over other siblings has been overturned due to concerns of the EU over ‘gender equality, diversity and religious freedom.’
Full StoryUK Employment Worst in 17 Years, But Self Publishing Up Dramatically!
Portsmouth, England – (SatireWorld.com) Well, there’s good news and bad news in the UK as the latest employment figures hit the news over the weekend.
Full StoryBBC Adds “AC-DC” Reality Sex Show, Drops Popular US Christian Comedy “B.C.-A.D” As Being “Racist!”
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) During a little noticed item which appeared only in the bottom fold of the Daily Mail, BBC programmers have announced that they have dropped the popular American Comedy show “B.C.” based on a Colonial Comic strip, and instead have substituted a bi-sexual reality show called AC-DC.
Full StoryBritain Now Full of ‘Insufferable Bastards’ Claims Quaddaffy From Hidden Bunker!
A shell shocked Muammaar Quaddafy is still alive and tweeting from somewhere in Libya according to several of his fans who still follow him on the anti-social networking site!
Full StoryBag It & Tag It! Another Body Found in UK With Putin DNA All Over It!
Health and Safety Officials have issued a $5,000 reward for who ever put out a bagged body ignoring recycling efforts imposed by the local Peckham council. “Not only did who ever did it ignore the pickup day, which is every 3rd Thursday in the month,” said Dustbin Warden Percy Hardone, “they didn’t have the common [...]
Full StoryThe Arrest , Interrogation and Deification of Reggie ” The Ferret” Fosberry.
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Metropolitan Police Headquarters The following is the Classified interrogation report of one Reggie “The Ferret” Fosberry, (SUBJECT) shortly after his arrest for Rioting, Looting, Possession of Stolen Property, Resisting Arrest with Violence, and Public Indecency.
Full StoryGlobal Meltdown! Bear Market Threatens to Consume Norway!
Svalbard Island, Norway – (SatireWorld.com) Recent global unrest and the impending crash of the world economy has now reached to Norway, one of the World’s richest nations, home to 4.5 million Striking Vikings, who live very well, thank you, courtesy of North Sea oil resources.
Full StoryCarole Burnett Says Rebekah Brooks is a “Ginger B***ch!”
Hemstead, NY – (SatireWorld.com) US comedy star Carol Burnett is furious over the UK scandal involving former News of the World editor (sic) Rebekah Brooks, saying the unkempt redhead is bringing disrepute to the small minority of redheaded women seen favourably in the public eye.
Full StoryLimey Reporter Missing; Doesn’t Even Leave ‘one little thing behind’ According to Heartbroken Hooker!
San Francisco, CA-(SatireWorld.com) A heart broken Therapist with a PhD, who makes her living off personal ads on social networking sites, announced a reward today for information concerning bumbling Limey Reporter Harold Worth, gone missing in recent days. “He sure wasn’t much, ‘ said Therapeutic Massage Professional Hilda “Handi” Hilldegard,” but the little bugger sought [...]
Full StoryThanks to Obama, New Poll Places US Ahead of Britain as “Most Hated Country!”
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) It took over 6 centuries for Britain to be universally hated according to apologist PM Dave Cameron, but it was announced today by an independent international Think Tank President Barry Obama’s reign only took 14 1/2 months to surpass the Brits and make America ‘the country you most love to hate.”
Full StoryBritain Wants Another Shot At US With Revolutionary War ‘Do Over’
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) Citing dissatisfaction over the outcome of the Revolutionary War in 1776, the British Crown has decided that a Revolutionary War 'do-over' would be in best interests of both countries and to finally decide some nagging differences.
Full StoryFinally! WMD’s Discovered But They’re in UK Dustbins and Mandated by EU!
Cornwall Arsenal,UK-(SatireWorld.com) Brits woke up today to bad news and good news! First the good news. WMD’s have been found to exist, nearly a decade after their alleged existence led to bloody conflict in Iraq. The Bad news is that they’re in Britain, and mandated by the European Union!
Full StoryUN Mandate Allows Europe’s Roma People A ‘National Homeland’ In Scotland
At a recent United Nationals conference sponsored by the Palestinian Authority, assembled members passed resolution 1-2398 which calls for a National Homeland for some of Europe’s longest displaced persons, the Roma, or as they are more commonly known, the Gypsies. The Roma have been discriminated against since the early 5th century when they were either [...]
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