ArchivesTag : Congress

Agricultural Department Employee Becomes First Federal Employee Actually Fired Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) It finally happened. A federal employee was fired today becoming the first federal employee to be terminated since 2009. Even after the debacle of Obamacare and Sibelious. Even after IRS lies and deceit. Even after incompetence killed four US citizens in Benghazi. Even after billions of dollars were shoveled down empty […]

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Where Art Thou Millennials?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Millennials, Generation X, Generation Y and late Baby Boomers have let the likes of aged US Senate and House of Representatives members of both parties kill the American dream and lead them around like sheep!

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To Appease Furloughed Federal Workers, Obama Selectively Shutters Memorials and Parks

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) According to the House Committee on Natural Resources, the Obama administration has taken the unusual step of shutting down only the most popular tourist memorials in the nation’s capital, including the World War II Memorial, the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and the National Mall.

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Obama Asks Congress to Designate Detroit as a National Park

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.copm) The city of Detroit MI has gone bankrupt. In order to solve the problem President Obama has sent a legislative proposal to Congress that designates Detroit as a national park.

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Obama Clarifies ‘Line-in-Sand’ Remark…..Sorta

Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Remember the days when liberals wailed that “the rest of the world” hated America, rather than now, when the rest of the world laughs at America? With the vast majority of Americans opposing a strike against Syria, President Obama has requested that Congress vote on his powers as commander in chief under […]

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After Fixing Things Here on Earth Just Fine, Congresswomen Want US National Park On Moon Surface!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After fixing all the problems we have in this country two Democratic congresswomen have decided to aim high and fix a few problems on our heavenly sister….The Moon!

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Congressman Nails It When Speaking About US Muslims Repudiating Terrorism Threats

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Put this in the ‘couldn’t-say-it-better-myself’ folder and thanks to Rep. Mike Pompeo (R-Kan.) who on Tuesday said the failure of Muslim leaders to repudiate acts of terrorism done in the name of Islam makes them “potentially complicit” in these attacks.

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So, Ever Wonder How The Mind Of A Congressional Democrat Really Works?

Gather round kiddies and Uncle Bargis is going tp tell you a bed time tale about how evil Democrats have screwed up politics in the good old USA!

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Pelosi Threatens ‘Family Business Initiative’ Over Any Fiscal Cliff Failure

Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi says she’s hopeful lawmakers can come to a deal to avoid a year-end “fiscal cliff” but any agreement has to include tax rate increases for the wealthy. But adds, she’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse…Or something like that!

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SatireWorld’s…Patriot of the Week ….. ALLEN WEST

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) On Friday night, Rep. Allen West (R-FL) spoke at the Palm Beach County Friends of the NRA annual banquet, where he delivered a historical review of the Second Amendment.

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House Candidate and ‘One Percenter’ Alan Grayson Crashes His Mercedes Benz Into A Bus

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Congressional candidate Alan Grayson (D-FL) crashed into a Lynx passenger bus in downtown Orlando around noon last Saturday. Grayson was rushing to an upscale fundraising event for his Congressional campaign in his ‘S’ series Mercedes-Benz when he ran through a red light.

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Really, Was George W Bush So Bad?

This tells the story, of why Bush was so bad at the end of his term……. The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.

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And the Bride Wore….Pink? Barney Frank Announces Nuptuals and Wedding Plans!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Although Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank had earlier announced his ‘engagement’ and pending marriage to long time partner Jim READY,42, plans for the bachelorette party, wedding, honeymoon and wishes to raise a family had been left rather vague.

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When “Right Now” Means “Maybe Later, Bro!” in Obama Speak!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following his utterance over 2312 times just last week alone that ‘you MUST pass this bill, RIGHT NOW’, Obama said that, “ah…err…what I meant to say is RIGHT NOW , I’m taking another vacation!”

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School Project Nets Big Bucks For 7th Graders

Bergenville, New Jersey – (SatireWorld.com) In Bergenville New Jersey, kids filed back into class. It was Monday morning at Bergenville Middle School and 7th graders were eager to share their weekend experiences. They were very excited, since their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Veteran teacher Miss Rosa […]

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Obama To Give Away Grand Canyon As Payment For Chinese Debt

Washington, DC (SatireWorld.com) In a shocking turn-around for American taxpayers seeking national debt relief, and a hopeful boost for his re-election campaign, Barack Obama instructed Treasury officials to initiate a sweeping step by step plan to eliminate the nation’s looming debt payments held by foreign governments, namely China.

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China Threatens To File Suit Against Individual US Taxpayers In The Event Of A Default

Beijing, China (SatireWorld.com) The Minister of Chinese Finance has issued a dire warning if the US defaults on the one trillion dollar debt owed the Chinese government. According Minister Won Hung Lo, the Chinese government will press civil litigation against each US citizen to regain it’s outstanding debt.

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Democrats ‘Free Abortion on Demand in ObamaCare’ Shortens The Wait Time To 12 Months

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the arrival of National Socialized Medicine, the Democratic supporters squeaked in a provistion that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one during last years Obamacare debate.

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Women Who Received Pictures From Congressman Weiner Say His Nose Was Biggest Feature

Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Women who received twitters, e-mails, and other forms of transmitted photographs from Congressman Anthony Weiner have stated unanimously that they all thought his nose was his most prominent feature. In fact, a House subcommittee is now looking into the possibility that sending pictures of his nose was really the pornography in […]

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US Changes Metal In Coins To Steel-Next, President To Be Replaced With Cheaper Teleprompter

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Congress has authorized the United States Mint to begin replacing the costly metals used in coins with steel. The spiraling cost of copper, zinc, and nickel have escalated to the point where it cost more in processed metal than what the coin was actually worth.

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How Congress Works… Or Your Tax Dollars At Work

(SatireWorld.com) How Congress Works Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person full-time for the job.

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House Really Really Falls On California Witch

US House-(satireworld.com) Right out of a movie would be the best way to describe the recent events that happened to Speaker of the House and part-time witch, Nancy Pelosi. On Tuesday, November 2nd the ‘House’ hit her squarely on the head. Found staggering and cross-eyed, the once-upon-a-time Congressional leader complained that the House she loved […]

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Pelosi’s ‘blinking eyes’ deciphered as secret code sent to UFO mother ships

NSA Headquarters, Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Agents at the NSA have finally broken an ultra secret code that has thwarted the intelligence agency for almost 25 years. The suspect breach of national security was discovered during a Congressional speech that was televised in 1985. The 45 minute speech was given by then Congresswomen Nancy Pelosi […]

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Cash for ‘Morons Program’ Empties Congress

Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) The recent Cash For Morons Program, where federal dollars pay Americans to trade in their stupid legislators for ones that have American’s best interests on their agenda, has met with a resounding success. Formally called the Mid-Term Elections, the Cash for Morons program has saved taxpayers almost $600 billion dollars in cancelled earmarks […]

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