ArchivesTag : Congress

Al Gore Discovers a New Environmental Bogeyman

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Former Vice President Al Gore (supposed inventor of the Internet), noted predictor of dire, non-occurring, environmental calamities since 2000 spoke before the International Brassiere Manufacturers Association (IBMA) convention. He cautioned that the effect of plastics and oil based synthetic fibers used in Bra manufacturing are affecting the oceans of the world.

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Neophyte Congresswoman-Elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Sends a Text Message

New York NY – (satireworld.com) Newly elected NYC Democratic-Socialist NITWIT Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has tried to send a Text Message to the new Democratic Speaker of the US House of Representatives, to be determined (TBD).

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Pelosi, Feinstein, and Waters Claim They Were Insulted at D.C. Restaurants Wednesday

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, and Maxine Waters claim that they were insulted at a local Washington D.C. restaurant went they went out to lunch on Wednesday (October 31st).  Said Pelosi, “we were on a break from out duties in the House and Senate and went together to get a bite to […]

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California Democrats Demand Migrant Caravan Be Allowed In By Tuesday In Order To Vote

San Diego, CA – (satireworld.com) California democrats have demanded that Donald Trump move the military and National Guard away from the borders and allow the invaders marching through Mexico to enter the country by Tuesday so that they can vote in the mid-term elections.  They have pinpointed the specific districts where they want the homeless […]

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Senator Chuck Revealed to be Owner of Schumer’s Bloomers

Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com) The source of the Schumer family fortune has been found with the discovery that New York Democratic Senator Charles Ellis “Chuck” Schumer is secretly the owner of Schumer’s Bloomers, a woman’s lingerie store located throughout Western Europe.  Not only is the Senator the owner, but is also the President, founder, designer, […]

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The 10 Most Destructive Americans Of The Last 8 Decades

Land of the Free – America has undergone enormous change during our lives. Today, America is a bitterly divided, poorly educated and morally fragile society with so-called mainstream politicians pushing cynical identity politics, socialism and wide open borders.

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Pelosi Brain Freeze Episodes Worsen

Modesto, CA – (satireworld.com) While addressing reporters on Thursday, Rep/. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lost her breath during several short sentences, suffered more brain freezes and could be seen staring blankly at reporters, while also frequently repeating words.

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Judge Denies Petition to Free Zoo Elephants

Torrington CT – (satireworld.com) A Judge has denied a petition seeking to free three elephants from the Commerford Zoo located in Goshen, rejecting the argument that the animals should be granted legal person-hood.

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Maxine Waters: “White Republican House Members Asked Me To Put On A Bikini”

Capitol Hill – (satireworld.com) Flustered and grim, Representative Maxine Waters took time out from her Impeach Donald Trump hearing to make new sexual charges against almost 280 Republican House of Representatives members who she says asked her to put on a bikini in violation of House Rules governing sexual harassment.

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Dozens DC Pizza Drones Drafted As Congress Sit-In Dems Threaten Gun Control Hunger Strike

Washington DC – (Satireworld.com) – A popular Georgetown pizzeria run by aficionados of the Flying Burrito Brothers was put top of FEMA’s humanitarian aid delivery network as news of the protest broke today.

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Meet the Stupidest Member of Congress…..And that Says Alot!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Looking like she posed for a 1950’s vintage box cover for some curl relaxing product. Sheila Jackson-Lee brings on and piles it high with heaps of plain old stupidity leaving many people to ponder….Who voted in this jackass anyway?

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Domino’s Pizza is Changing Its Name

Ann Arbor MI- (satireworld.com) A Food and Drug Administration (FDA) rule requires restaurants and food retail shops with over 20 locations, such as pizza delivery chains, to post in-store menu boards displaying nutritional information.

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Obama Blasts Republicans For Holding Loretta Lynch Hostage

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In his Saturday address to the nation, President Obama spoke angrily about how Republicans in the Senate were holding Loretta Lynch hostage. Lynch is the president’s pick to be outgoing Attorney Activist Eric Holder’s successor. Her confirmation has been delayed due to wrangling on other bills between Senate Democrats and Republicans.

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Boehner/Netanyahu/Obama Protocol Drama Intensifies

WASHINGTON D.C. – satireworld.com) Diplomacy can be a tricky game. And the more parties involved, the messier things can get. The latest drama involves the ongoing saga over Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speaking to Congress after being invited to do so by House Majority Speaker, John Boehner, who didn’t ask permission from President Obama […]

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During Obama’s SOTU Speech National B-S Meter Hits All-Time High

Washington, DC- (satireworld.com) In America, the President of the United States is required by law to give an annual report to both Houses of Congress and to the American people. It’s during this time the President’s truthfulness is also monitored by the American people who basically are listening to a one-sided report by the President […]

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John Boehner’s “Bartender Mike” Possibly the Worst Bartender/Jesus of All Time

DEER PARK, OH – (satireworld.com) Michael Hoyt may be one of the worst bartender/Jesus wannabe’s there ever was. The Ohio man has been indicted for threatening to poison Speaker of the House John Boehner after getting fired from his bartending job where he served drinks to Speaker Boehner for five years at a country club. […]

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Opponents of John Boehner For Speaker Vote Labeled “Tannists”

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) After a tense vote today, House Speaker John Boehner was re-elected to a third term as Speaker of the House. A number of Republicans voted for someone else to take over the position and it was the biggest push for a Speaker change in over 150 years. Just moments after the […]

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Possible Replacements Floated as Vote For House Speaker Nears

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) As the deadline nears next Tuesday for the important vote which will decide if House Speaker John Boehner will retain his hold on the position, or if a challenger will unseat him, various names are being floated as possible successors. Boehner is currently very unpopular among Republicans and a recent poll […]

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Gruber Goes “Caveman” in Front of Congressional Committee

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In front of congressional heavyweights on Capitol Hill today, Jonathan Gruber, the smartest man in his own mind, instead played dumb during a hearing today about previous statements the MIT economist had made concerning the deception he used to help sell Obamacare.

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Entire Congressional Black Caucus Taken Into Custody With ‘Hands Up’ Gesture

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) All members of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) were taken into custody without incident this morning after surrendering together on the House floor.  All members showed the “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” gesture made popular in the wake of the Ferguson protests.

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IRS Commissioner Gollum Gets Grilled by Congress About His Precious Agency

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) This week has not been kind to Gollum and his “precious” agency, the Internal Revenge Service, as the creature has been on the hot seat having to answer for the mysterious disappearance of Lois Lerner’s relevant emails.

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Anti-Gun Mom Group Rally Fizzles….Only a Handful Show Up!

Via Truth Revolt – (satireworld.com) Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America called on their troops to join the “stroller jam” outside of Targets Shareholders meeting in Dallas to protest open carry in their stores. Unfortunately for them, a group of 12 showed up.

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‘Hidden Cash’ Comes To Washington-Obama Administration Promises Instant Deficit Relief

Washington, DC – (satireworld.copm) The man who has been anonymously hiding cash money across California and tweeting clues to the locations says #HiddenCash is coming to Washington, DC.

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Agricultural Department Employee Becomes First Federal Employee Actually Fired Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) It finally happened. A federal employee was fired today becoming the first federal employee to be terminated since 2009. Even after the debacle of Obamacare and Sibelious. Even after IRS lies and deceit. Even after incompetence killed four US citizens in Benghazi. Even after billions of dollars were shoveled down empty […]

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Where Art Thou Millennials?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Millennials, Generation X, Generation Y and late Baby Boomers have let the likes of aged US Senate and House of Representatives members of both parties kill the American dream and lead them around like sheep!

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To Appease Furloughed Federal Workers, Obama Selectively Shutters Memorials and Parks

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) According to the House Committee on Natural Resources, the Obama administration has taken the unusual step of shutting down only the most popular tourist memorials in the nation’s capital, including the World War II Memorial, the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and the National Mall.

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Obama Asks Congress to Designate Detroit as a National Park

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.copm) The city of Detroit MI has gone bankrupt. In order to solve the problem President Obama has sent a legislative proposal to Congress that designates Detroit as a national park.

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Obama Clarifies ‘Line-in-Sand’ Remark…..Sorta

Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Remember the days when liberals wailed that “the rest of the world” hated America, rather than now, when the rest of the world laughs at America? With the vast majority of Americans opposing a strike against Syria, President Obama has requested that Congress vote on his powers as commander in chief under […]

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After Fixing Things Here on Earth Just Fine, Congresswomen Want US National Park On Moon Surface!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After fixing all the problems we have in this country two Democratic congresswomen have decided to aim high and fix a few problems on our heavenly sister….The Moon!

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Congressman Nails It When Speaking About US Muslims Repudiating Terrorism Threats

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Put this in the ‘couldn’t-say-it-better-myself’ folder and thanks to Rep. Mike Pompeo (R-Kan.) who on Tuesday said the failure of Muslim leaders to repudiate acts of terrorism done in the name of Islam makes them “potentially complicit” in these attacks.

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